After the time left, Luo Yuming gave a vicious middle finger to the mirror, and was ready to go out of the house to play the newly bought PS3. But as soon as he walked out, he saw his father who was preparing to go out, and he said into the Bluetooth headset: "Is the wire report accurate?" Confirm that it's the dead pedophile? Okay, tell the brothers to keep up, and I'll go over right away. He hurriedly got dressed. After Luo's father hung up the phone, he said a few words to Luo's mother and then went out.

Seeing his father who was in a hurry to go out, Comrade Luo Yuming returned to the house and gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You made me shed the first drop of blood first... (Rambo's classic line in the first drop of blood)

Then Luo Yuming locked himself in his small room and began to work on his own coping plan in front of Luo's mother's computer (basically Luo Yuming's personal computer by default):

Luo Yuming's first phase of the defense plan. Period: August 2011 to August 2012.

Designation: 00001 Class: Top Secret

Intent: VPO (VIP Protection and Anti-Hijacking). Hostile Level: A (Extremely Dangerous)

Action Member: Luo Yuming himself.

Partner: No. Safe House: Home Outside Support: None.

Action Analysis: Given that I am temporarily incapacitated. Therefore, it is imperative now to restore one's own armed resistance capability, and it must have the necessary weapons for self-defense and a mature defense response. I plan to restore basic combat capability within the coming week. In terms of defense plans, we will focus on improving our personal anti-hijacking, anti-eavesdropping, anti-psychological warfare, anti-electronic jamming, anti-countermeasures, and anti-subversion capabilities. Psychologically: always believe that victory must be one's own. Operational: Mastery (inspection) (environmental vigilance) (position change) (physical isolation) (marching formation) (space arming) (Wi

Eless Radio Techniques) (Special Driving) (Hand-to-hand Combat) (Firearm Use) (First Aid on the Spot)

Specifically: a. Establish the necessary armed counterattack plan to regain mastery of shooting, driving, intelligence gathering, explosives, and combat capabilities.

Two. Establish a three-dimensional defense system to prevent blunt force stunning, obsessive attacks, and car hijacking, minimize the time of movement outside, and design at least four contingency plans and more than three safety routes.

Three. Establish a positioning system and alarm system to minimize the vacuum of communication with the outside world.

Four. Exercise psychological resilience and anti-interrogation skills.

After that, Luo Yuming began to design his safe movement route to various important places in the city through the smart map on his mobile phone.

An hour later, Luo Yuming lay down on the bed and thought about things after finishing everything he could, he was stuck in the most important step in the plan: getting money... Cheap minions can be solved with Taobao. Although the goods have not been arrested by the Military Commission for a year, some important contraband cannot be brought down without a five-digit number。。。。。。

In fact, when Luo Yuming was fighting guerrilla warfare in his previous life, he also faced the problem of shortage of funds, but at that time, the problem of funds did not seem to be a problem for him with his unique skills, and he soon obtained a large amount of money through abduction and extortion in the enemy-occupied area. Luo Yuming used the gold bars he looted to get everything he wanted from those second-class dealers who wandered between the invading army and the volunteers. But in this life, he did not dare to fight the idea of the Chinese People's Liberation Army with ten guts.

Looking at the ceiling, he recalled his first robbery:

It was just over a month after the start of the war, when the United Nations forces and the Chinese army were negotiating in the Chinese capital, and the United Nations forces tried in vain to force the Chinese people to sign an extremely unequal truce treaty.

During the negotiations, the armies of both sides were in a state of ceasefire, so some of the so-called upper-class celebrities who received the news and a small number of undetermined followers began to sort out the gold and silver and flee through the Shanhaiguan Pass to the occupied area, and then more and more people betrayed the motherland without hesitation. But they didn't know that the moment they left the Huaxia-controlled area, they would not be protected by Huaxia law. The poor had to follow the crowds to find safety, while the rich could hire convoys of guarded foreign mercenary companies (PMCs), so robberies and killings of refugees were commonplace during that time.

At that time, Luo Yuming's team had just been established, and there were only five people in the team, including himself, and at that time, in addition to four spears and a bazooka, there was only one electric tricycle left in the team. Faced with this dilemma, Luo Yuming could not help but covet the convoy full of gold bars (cash in the occupied area lost its purchasing power).

At that time, there were also many bandits who wanted to fight the idea of the convoy, but the firepower of the armored vehicles still defeated their greed for money, anyway, there were ordinary people like sheep, and they couldn't mess with those living Hades who carried 40 fires. But Luo Yuming and his team are not small bandits who bully the weak and fear the hard, they are all Chinese warriors who are one in a thousand. Therefore, Luo Yuming's team, who disdained to embarrass ordinary people, began to plan how to ambush these formidable foreign mercenaries.

As a result, after Luo Yuming's investigation, he was pleasantly surprised to find that these arrogant guys were becoming more and more paralyzed because they did not encounter any decent resistance: the high-mobility reconnaissance vehicles that were originally used as scouts were canceled one after another, and the boss of the security company doubled the speed of all the convoys in order to make two more trips. Looking at these invaders galloping on the main road of his hometown, Luo Yuming vowed to make the miscellaneous people who set foot on this land pay the price of blood.

The plan was soon drawn up, and due to the establishment of a no-fly zone during the negotiations (to prevent high-altitude reconnaissance by the Huaxia Air Force), everything close to the garrison would be covered with strong electromagnetic interference. As a result, the convoy lost its GPS signal when passing through the garrison defense area, and they had to go to their destination only through maps and guides. This provided Luo Yuming with an excellent opportunity, and based on this, he devised an ambush plan: he first stole several sets of reactionary military uniforms, and then quietly set up a fake barricade in the defense area of the Golden Eagle Force (the 26th Artillery Command Team of the Moss Army) with Jin Sanshui at night. Half an hour later, they intercepted an unlucky convoy.

The convoy consisted of four vehicles and eight or nine security employees, with the lead being a S55 armored personnel transporter equipped with a launcher, followed by two old armed Humvees and a coach.

After Luo Yu Minglan got out of the car, he said to a black strong man in English: "This is the defense area of the Huaxia National Army, please report to your unit." ”

Black man: "We are security employees of Saxon Defense, what is going on?" I hadn't seen this barricade when I set out this afternoon. ”

Luo Yuming: "I'm sorry sir, the Federal Army is delivering a batch of surface-to-air missiles and light ** guns sold to us, so you have to go around some far." ”

Black man: "Damn, damn it." I'm not familiar with this damn path! Our GPS has no signal here! ”

Luo Yuming: "Where are you going?" I can mark it for you. ”

Black man: "We're going to Shenyang and send these rich people to the airport." ”

Luo Yuming: "Shenyang? Wow, that's a coincidence, you'll be passing through Ansan. ”

Black Strong Man: "yes, so what?" ”

Before the black man's words fell, Luo Yuming took out a pack of Da Ma and handed it over. He smiled and said to the black man, "I'm on vacation tomorrow, can you take me to Ansan, where I have a girlfriend." ”

After the black man took the small bag, he instantly closed his mouth happily: "Of course! Come on my friend! I understand! I've got a girl here! As long as you can be sure that you won't get repaired when you get back, get in the car. ”

Luo Yuming immediately followed the mercenary into the back seat of the armored car and said, "Don't worry, that stupid guy will help me sign in, it's the ceasefire period, and the officers don't have time to care about us people." After that, Luo Yuming made a gesture to the black man to count the bills and sit on the love.

Negro: "Haha, that's why I'm very envious of your garrison, you can easily get the medicine!" We've been dying lately, and I haven't done this in a long time! ”

Luo Yuming: "In our words, this is called fate!" ”

Negro: "Yes! Fate! ”

After that, the old black knocked the medicine directly on the car, and after a while he collapsed to the side and smirked. This product is really righteous enough, it smokes like a mess of, and he also handed the remaining half of the pack to the Mexican who was driving in the front seat.

Luo Yuming looked coldly at the black commander who was spread aside, and he thought to himself: "It's no reason for you not to die here today!" ”

And the Mexican who was driving in the front seat also drove the convoy into Luo Yuming's preset ambush circle under the bribe of half a bag.

Boom, the armored car fell into a trap pre-dug by the partisans. And before the Mexican could say anything, his throat was directly cut by Luo Yuming. And the old black who was still enjoying the illusion also ate a bullet in the dreamlike fantasy. Due to the serious interference of the radio signal, several guys in the back car decided to come out to check the situation, but before they could open the car door, the on-board machine gunner who was in charge of vigilance was shot in the head, and Luo Yuming, who also occupied the ** launcher, also smashed the Humvee behind him. Seeing that the vehicle in front was destroyed, the Humvee in the tail car roared and prepared to flee, but it was blown to scrap metal by an RPG before it could be ignited. So far, Luo Yuming has successfully won the team. The people in the bus looked at Luo Yuming, who was pointing at them with a ** transmitter, and raised their hands one after another. Under the command of Luo Yuming's comrades, these guys walked out of the car with their luggage and squatted in a row.

Luo Yuming and others shone their faces with flashlights before they were pleasantly surprised to find that these guys were all bull characters who were active on the screen before the war!

Luo Yuming was happy, he said extremely arrogantly with a commanding step: "The rise and fall of the country!" The husband is responsible! War of Resistance to Save the Country! Voluntary donations! ”

Everyone: "Let's donate, donate!" After that, these people gathered dozens of gold bars and put them on the ground in an orderly manner.

Luo Yuming looked at the dozens of gold bars and scolded angrily: "Send the food!" I'll you! With that, he kicked open a suitcase, and in an instant, yellow gold bars spilled to the ground. Luo Yuming was not polite to them: "Kneel down fuckingly!" Shi Yi, look at them! Whoever dares to move will be killed. Zihao, Qiu Chen, all these boxes were moved to the truck, and none of them were left. ”

Hearing this, these guys kneeling on the ground cried one after another: "Everyone is their own people, why are you so desperate!" Can't you leave a way to live! ”

Luo Yuming: "Your own people? Are you blind to me? You are Singaporeans written on it, and then you two are Swedes, those are British, and Ah Auntie, aren't you paid tens of millions? It's not a lot of money. ”

A woman: "Don't make trouble! I! I'm an acting figure, how can I earn so much by cutting out pictures! It's fake! The big head still has to be returned! After the account was frozen, my net worth is all here! ”

Luo Yuming: "Then I don't care, by the way, come, let me touch your face." ”

Hearing this, the woman was overjoyed, regardless of her husband beside her, she leaned over, he fantasized that as long as Luo Yuming was served well, maybe she would be able to get a few gold bars back, and she was a professional in doing this.

But Luo Yuming really just touched his face, and after touching it, he said with an extremely inflated expression: "Oh, it's so hard, it must be neat." ”

At this time, a middle-class beautiful boy kneeling in the back row finally couldn't help it, he stood up and shouted to Luo Yuming: "What are you doing~ Why are you doing this!" Don't you have any conscience at all! Are you really going to kill us! I! I! I'm looking for a lawyer! ”

Dada Da Da ... Da da... Click~Ding (the sound of changing magazines)。。。 Dada

Liu Shiyi: "You are very ruthless, do you know who you killed?" ”

Luo Yuming: "The most brilliant flower in the history of world basketball." (Overhead World, Dog's Head Saves Life_( ́ཀ'」∠)_)"

Later, these gold bars were exchanged for arms from the invading army, and Luo Yuming spent another four years returning these arms to the invaders.

Thinking of his past life, Luo Yuming had an indescribable feeling. Because who would have thought that calm and capable guerrilla fighter would turn into a beautiful man with a delicate body and frailty! For him, the only constant is despair, he fought in despair in his previous life, and he disobeyed in despair in this life. Faced with such a predicament, he could only anesthetize himself with a slight pale—behind despair was hope. But anesthesia didn't solve any practical problems, he just went from lying in a daze to sitting in a daze. Facing the computer, he had a kind of helplessness that the answer was close in front of him and far away:

Behind despair is hope, so what makes me so desperate?

Answer: "It's his unparalleled beauty in the world." ”

Therefore, Luo Yuming thought about how to use this despair to find hope. With the mentality of a dead horse being a live horse doctor, he opened the browser and typed the following keywords: how to secretly use his beauty to make money, it is best to hide it from his family.

Luo Yuming, who saw the search results, was almost so angry that he vomited blood: Ma Dan! The grass is out! If he is found by those guys, it will really be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger, and he doesn't even have the ability to jump as an immortal.

In short, no matter how hard he racked his brain, he couldn't think of a way to make money without being hurt by others.

Luo Yuming was furious, :

is also reborn and reincarnated, and others are mastering the system and dominating the world. And Lao Tzu has to worry about how not to become

bq！

The same is reincarnation, others remember the lottery number in their minds after being reborn, but Lao Tzu's mind is full of radio passwords!

is also reborn, others can write songs and write essays to speculate on fortunes after being reborn, but now I have to face this despair that can tear me apart at any time like a helpless child!

In desperation, Luo Yuming even started the idea of disfigurement. In fact, Luo Yuming is a disfigured person, he never cares about other people's eyes. But when he saw his own face in front of the screen, he hesitated. On the one hand, he could not face the grief of his loved ones, and on the other hand, he could not tarnish this unjustified beauty.

But no kind of beauty can be conjured into RMB out of thin air. Even though he devised many more solutions, none of them worked. In this anxiety and helplessness, Luo Yuming gradually gave up thinking and fell into his own sleep.