Plum Blossom Linghan 351, thatched house adventure
The fourth smiled and said, "I thought there was no thatched house." I thought I was going to continue to hold it. I didn't have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, but I didn't have any goods in my stomach. Well, I'll go for convenience too. Where? Ahead? ”
He quickly pushed the door open and walked out, then walked up and walked side by side with me to the front. Soon we arrived at a thatched hut in a dark corner more than 300 meters away. The two of us were men, so naturally I pushed the door side by side and walked in. Because it is close to the women's cell, the hut is divided into two rooms. Inside is a men's latrine, and outside is a women's latrine that can be closed. Of course, there is also a door to this toilet inside, but the door is broken and it can't be managed.
I walked side by side with the old man into the man's cell, which was quite spacious, damn, it turned out to be 416 square meters. If the women's thatched hut were symmetrical, it would be so spacious. I found a free poop house, and Yinzhen simply pooped in the third house on my left across the two houses.
After a while
I was bored and said to the fourth child: "This thatched house is spacious, but it is quite comfortable." ”
"yes, and it doesn't stink. It can be seen that the minions work quite hard. I hate that the thatched house is ugly and dirty, and I want to vomit when I walk in. It would be good if the thatched houses in the village were kept clean, tidy, fresh and not smelly. Oops, every time I go to the street, I worry about finding a thatched house. It's okay if you're a man, but it's very troublesome to go to the street if you're a woman. Where can I find the nearest thatched house? It's not like borrowing a latrine from people's homes. Oops, that's inconvenient. It's better to have your own home. Are you a native of the capital? Or a foreigner? Have you lived in the capital for many years? You say come and hear it. ”
I casually said, "Of course I'm a local." I'm familiar with it. It's a pity that I don't have any money, and I can't enjoy all kinds of good things in the capital. If you want to eat or not, if you want to wear or not, if you don't have money, you can only look at everything and envy it. Oh, if only I could get rich. ”
"It's not productive." The fourth child scolded very directly, "I see that you are not too young, but you are still a poor egg with no savings and no savings." What do you usually do? Have you eaten a meal or not? One person is fed and the whole family is not hungry? You're such an idler. A scoundrel. Still a flower thief. You deserve to go to jail! Who made you improper. Has anyone ever come to see you? ”
I said truthfully, "Yes, my buddies and neighbors have come to see it, and it's good." Hey, today seems to be the birthday of one of my neighbor's little sisters. I promised to go to dinner. The gifts are all bought. Oops, it's a pity I can't go. ”
"What did you buy?" Yin Zhen asked curiously.
"Flower cloth. Send a woman. Of course, it's a flower cloth or a red cloth. The more the merrier, and the bigger the merrier. The small flower cloth is used as a belly pocket, and the large flower cloth is used as a skirt and trousers, and it can also be used as a shoe upper, anyway, the bigger the better, and the more the better. By the way, what do you give a woman? Treasure of gold and silver? ”
The fourth child smiled and did not answer, and after a while, the fourth child asked, "Do you like that woman very much?" ”
I thought for a moment and said, "Yes, it's my sister." What's wrong? ”
"When you have money, ask to be a daughter-in-law. Beware of snatching it away. This kind of thing should be fast, not slow. Women can't wait, so they will marry someone else indiscriminately. The woman's parents can't wait. Could it be that you raised your daughter to be in her twenties and not married? Doesn't it delay people? It must have been married very early in his teens. I know that. Poor girls get married very early. The in-laws will be able to hold their grandchildren next year. Soon. ”
"So it's pitiful to be a woman. Unless you marry well. Otherwise there is really nothing, it's so pathetic. So the women I know are either honest or have a lot of ghost ideas, especially for things. It's naughty. It's two extremes. I said casually. I scratched my scalp and continued, "I can't live this day anymore, who wants to do so much." ”
"I've given you free food in my cell. You idiot. I actually came up with this solution. Ran to the cell to eat. Is the food in the cell so good? You've gotten into the prison, you can do it. Are you sure you're only doing ordinary flower thieves? Have you committed any other crimes? Cheating and stealing, you must have done it less! The fourth said very politely.
I smirked, "A little bit." It's a little wrong. We don't gamble on big bets, but we don't gamble on pleasure. Hey, hey, hey. ”
"You, you, really didn't make a profit. The man you meet is either promising or unproductive, and it is obvious that you are a man with no potential. Although he was in prison, he went out immediately. Unlike you, who are in prison and cornered, I think you should wait until you are released from prison. Something that doesn't make a difference. The fourth said politely.
I checked the topic and said casually, "Do you know a very famous woman?" It's really famous. It seems to be called Xiaoma. ”
The fourth child scolded with a smile: "Now you are thinking about women." Oops, no. The master is angry and gives you two maidservants to serve you, so that you don't have to pay attention to it, thinking about looking for flowers and willows every day, growing up without dying, losing your mind with playthings, and living as a waste. Why don't you have such a heart? Which girl did she want to marry you? You're really unproductive. ”
As soon as the fourth child said this, I was a little embarrassed, and I smiled: "I just had a partner a long time ago, and I have been a childhood sweetheart since I was a child." She was single-minded and dead set on me. ”
"Whew!" Suddenly, there was a female prisoner in the latrine next door. I was actually accosted, although it was just two words, but it scared me. I'm not glad someone is eavesdropping. I was silent, and so was the fourth. The woman probably lost her patience after ten minutes and left the female prisoner's latrine, but actually came to the man's latrine. It just so happened that she was so clever that the other male prisoners saw it, and naturally laughed at her. She blushed and ran away.
I heard a young and rude male prisoner laugh and scold unceremoniously: "Oh, you must be hungry and thirsty, why did you come to the men's toilet to find a man?" It's shameless. You're such a wave. Whose woman? I actually went to the men's bathroom. Oh my God. It looks quite serious, but it turns out to be so shameless, it's really bold. And he's so thick-skinned. ”
The second, high-pitched man, laughed at the female prisoner: "Oh, what a wave." There are such sluts in prison. I actually got a glimpse of it today. It's really interesting. This woman wants to go crazy with a man! I actually ran to the men's toilet to find a man! Oops, it's really rare to be cheeky. ”
I said to the fourth child next to me: "Eighty percent came at you, and your identity was revealed." I really didn't expect the female prisoners to climb up. The women out there are probably the same. There are too few good women. There are so many ambitious women. Or are today's women not stupid, but wiser? ”