My words really had a miraculous effect, the old fairy really didn't get angry with me, and promised me that as long as I could make immortal pills before the Doudan Banquet, he would take me to the Doudan Banquet.

I'm happy, but I'm also annoyed.

Because I'm a monster, where have I ever made any elixir pills? My dad said it was all a lie. The master of the school also said that only immortals with poor mana can use elixir pills to fill up, you are all serious monsters, you must learn spells well, but don't learn those useless immortals, shame!

My master is a staunch demon protector, and he has always felt that monsters are the most powerful in the Three Realms, what immortals, people, are all scum! His argument is that immortals all cultivate themselves, pay attention to self-improvement, and do not fight outward; And we monsters are always fighting outward, and we have to fight everyone we see. The cultivation concept is so bad, how can the pretentious immortals fight with us, right?

We all felt that the old master's words were very reasonable, so we asked him again, what about mortals?

As a result, the master only came out of his nostrils: Hmph!

Wow! It's so cool!

My father said, your master is too lazy to waste a word on mortals. But when my mother heard this, she sneered and said Don't listen to your father's nonsense, your master was in love with a mortal woman back then, and he was beaten so that his nose and face were swollen, and his old face was lost, how dare he mention mortals?

A few of us shook our heads when we heard this: it turns out that the master can't eat grapes and says that grapes are sour! I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect that the master we respect so much turned out to be this kind of monster! It's really a demon who knows the face but doesn't know the heart!

Speaking of which, from that day on, we all learned to have reservations when we listened to what the master said.

There was a lot of gossip, but the immortal pill that should be made didn't even have a prototype. I ran to ask Dongshan-kun for advice, and Dongshan-kun smiled and waved his hand and said that he couldn't help me. He said that the immortal pills of Tangting Mountain are only made by the immortals of Tangting Mountain, and it is useless for you to find me Dongshanjun. This guy is too cunning, he is full of people in Tangting Mountain every day, but when he comes, he has to say that he is not a person from Tangting Mountain.

Hmph, I'm so angry, if you look for someone else, you can find someone else!

I couldn't go to the court, I promised him to do it himself.

Then I had to go to the fairy fairy on the hill...... My head hurts, it's annoying!

I went to the old fairy. The old fairy was arrogant, like an old rooster, and her eyelids were only half raised, and she said, first of all, she needed twenty fresh red fruits from Tangting Mountain.

Before I could interject, I emphasized: It can only be a dignified mountain.

I...... When is it, where can I find her twenty fresh red fruits from Tangting Mountain? Not to mention fresh, I can't even make twenty rotten fruits, okay? When she said this, she was clearly deliberately embarrassing me!

I knew that the old fairy would not help me, and I was very depressed, but there was nothing I could do, and I collapsed on the roof every day to bask in the sun, and I was very worried.

Kuroko cleaned the barn for my good brother every day, but never said a word to me.

I looked at him from the roof and thought he was so well-behaved. Such a well-behaved man is still so affectionate, how reassuring it is to marry home, isn't it? I think Kuroko was angry with me mainly because I scolded him in front of the immortals of Tangting Mountain, which made him very faceless, so he ignored me. When I was in Ten Thousand Demon Mountain, I heard those young ladies who did tasks say that mortals are the most face-saving, especially the males among mortals, they must be coaxed, but they must not lose their face. I asked them what to do if they broke it. The monster sisters said, if it's broken, you can help him get it back!

yes, I'll help him get it back!

With a countermeasure, I suddenly stopped panicking. I think I must go to the Doudan banquet this time! Not only to go, but also to take Kuroko! Not only do you want to take Kuroko there, but you also want him to be in the limelight!

But how can you be in the limelight?

Alas, it's clear that my top priority is to make senmaru. I can't make immortal pills, I can't even go to the Dou Dan Banquet, what kind of limelight is there? That being said, I really don't know what to do with Senmaru. It's the fairy fairies and fairies in the Tangting Mountain, who dry medicine in the yard every day, and look like dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water, don't they want to go to the Doudan banquet?

I asked them, "Which of you will make senmaru?" ”

Everyone ignored me, and only a little fairy boy replied shyly and stopped talking. I recognized him as the one who was constipated, so I cared about his body and asked him if he was constipated. As a result, the little guy's face turned red again, and he was very embarrassed - hey, did I go to the men's bathroom to see his affairs, and he hid it for me and didn't tell anyone else? Wow, if that's the case, he's pretty good!

It seems that Tangting Mountain is not all bad immortals like the old fairy!

As soon as I was excited, I took the initiative to tell Xiao Xiantong that although Dongshan Brew is very spicy and sour, it will not make people constipated. I also said very seriously, if your constipation has been bad, you have to tell Tang Tingjun and let him help you treat it, otherwise the feces will be blocked in the intestines, and people will die.

The little fairy child looked frightened again, but not by me, but by someone under the eaves. I climbed to the edge of the eaves, lay upside down, and looked in—it was an old fairy, what a shame!

The old fairy had a dark face and glared at the little fairy child viciously.

I really don't understand, she just stares at me, why even her own people?

My father said that in order to do great things, the most important thing is to identify the enemy, concentrate on dealing with the main enemy, and unite the rest as much as possible. Back then, he was concentrating on dealing with the two old bastards of the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, and centrists like Lao Xian'er tried to unite and use them as much as possible.

"If it weren't for this battlefield wisdom, your father and I would have finished playing a long time ago!"

Dad was proud every time he talked about it, and we thought he was very wise.

I kept in mind my father's wisdom, and when I first came to Tangting Mountain, I originally only regarded the old fairy as an enemy. However, the old fairy is too annoying, always provoking me, I have a lot of adults several times, and she still looks like she won't die if she doesn't do it. It's really a god for a long time, I don't know the suffering of the world, and I focus on bullying the weak! One day, I thought viciously, I want to send her down to the earth to farm with my own hands, and every day I hoe and sweat on the afternoon of the day, I see that you still have the strength to bully people! Hum!

I rolled over and came down from the roof. When he came down, he deliberately hooked off a few pieces of white jade tiles, and the white jade tiles fell to the ground and shattered into several pieces. The old fairy gasped in distress, and I was overjoyed.

I deliberately ignored her, walked up to the little fairy, and asked him what he was doing in a friendly voice. The little fairy boy was sincerely frightened and stammered, it turned out to be the medicinal materials for making immortal pills. I scolded the old fairy, the medicine was all sunburned, and told me what I wanted to break the hawthorn, can the hawthorn cure a hundred poisons? Hum!

When the little fairy heard me scold their aunt, her face turned white with fright, and she looked back several times, for fear that the old fairy would hear it and see that the old fairy did not react, so she put her mind at ease. He also carefully explained to me that it was the request of the court to put the hawthorn. It is also said that the immortals who came early said that the recipes of the elixir pills in Tangting Mountain were very casual, and there was no one who put hawthorn, but there was an aunt who put it like this more than a thousand years ago, and Tang Tingjun liked it very much, so he fixed it and must put hawthorn.

I pouted: "I like it to the point where I don't even do Senmaru without hawthorn?" It's really a choking waste! ”

The old fairy came up and sneered, "It's not your aunt's little bastard who did it!" Hmph, now the retribution is on your little bastard! ”

"You're a bastard!" I rolled the old fairy's eyes, "The old turtle is not my father!" ”

The old fairy wanted to fight back, so I hurriedly said: "How good is the hawthorn, it is sweet and sour to eat and strengthen the stomach, there is no hawthorn, who can eat your broken immortal pills?" ”

Actually, I don't know if the immortal pill in Tangting Mountain is broken, because I haven't seen it yet. But the old fairy can't scold my aunt! Moreover, since this recipe was set by my aunt, this hawthorn cannot be missing!

I was angry, my head was very good, and I immediately thought of a large amount of hawthorn soaked in Dongshan-kun's stuffy donkey, so I didn't have time to explain, and I ran to find Dongshan-kun in a hurry.

As soon as Dongshan-kun heard it, he was amazed, saying that I could figure it out! He also said that he had soaked this red fruit for hundreds of years, and the wine entered the red fruit, and the red fruit entered the wine, achieving each other. Today, I use his wine-stained red fruit to make immortal pills, and once it is successful, he will enjoy the right of authorship. I was very unhappy, but I asked him to borrow a few red fruits, and he had to sit on the ground and start the price. Back then, he soaked wine with red fruits from other people's houses, did people want his authorship?

As a result, Dongshanjun immediately said that he wanted it, and said that the nickname "stuffy donkey" was taken by your uncle.

I don't believe that the temperament of the old fairy will take the three vulgar names of "stuffy donkey"? I don't even believe it!

But Dongshan-kun said that he was ridiculing your aunt. The girl in Jiuli has not had a day of peace since she came, and she thinks about going out to take revenge every day, and she is as stubborn as a donkey.

I frowned and said that the old fairy actually thinks that Jiuli is a donkey? Does she have a long face? Isn't that ugly? But my father said that his sister is a great beauty, and he said that she is 10,000 times more beautiful than my sister. You don't know, my sister is the most beautiful monster in the demon world, and she dresses herself up like a lighthouse every day.

Dongshanjun laughed and said the metaphor, do you understand? It's character, not looks.

Of course I understand the analogy, but I don't know what my aunt looks like. We don't even have a portrait of her at home, my father can't write well, and his painting is even more messy and can't be seen.

Dongshanjun stopped smiling again, and reached out to touch my head, it was very light, and I was too embarrassed to hide.

He said, your uncle is the best at drawing, go back and ask him to draw you a picture, and you will know what your aunt looks like. And he said, Actually, you look like hers, and you look in the mirror......

Here it is again, and here it is! I always say that I am like her, I have never seen her, and it is not arranged by you! Don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!

I rubbed it and stood up, stretched out my hand and said, give me hawthorn!

As soon as the fairy pill is ready, I will show it to the old fairy. As long as he nodded, this trip to the Dou Dan Banquet would be considered a success!

But the old fairy frowned and said before she touched it, what should you do with those who don't drink with such a big smell of alcohol? I don't care about people who don't drink, why bother? People who don't even drink alcohol will live a healthy and long life, and they don't need our fairy pills! When everyone heard this, they all felt that it was very reasonable, and even the old fairy couldn't find fault with it. Seeing that no one raised an opinion, the old fairy finally nodded in agreement. I immediately got an inch, and begged the old fairy to say:

"Uncle, let's take Kuroko too."