I was too preoccupied with self-criticism to notice that the vultures had eaten the lower red fruits. The bald mammoth was ugly, but its eyes were very high, and it didn't even look at the fruit that fell to the ground and was trampled on by itself, but arched me with its nose and asked me to help it reach for it.

I'm angry, both for the old fairy and for myself, and I think my father is useless, and I hate my aunt for not being angry, anyway, it's a lot of fire. Originally, I was so angry, and the bald mammoth was so willful, I had to hit it, but when I saw the red fruit tree, I felt that everything was caused by it. Without the red fruit tree, the fool of Jiuli may not like any clouds and winds, or the corners of the clothes of the dignified monarch and the like; And without this broken tree, I wouldn't believe the old turtle's marriage and put myself and Kuroko in this embarrassing situation.

The more I think about it, the more angry I get, the more angry I get, the fatter I get; As soon as the gall is fat, evil will be born - the so-called evil is born to the gall.

I dragged a few clouds over, rubbed and kneaded them vigorously, kneaded them into a dense ball, and then pulled them into the long and pressed them into the thin ones, and after a while, I made a cloud knife. I swung my cloud knife and slashed a few times in the air, and the morning mist and clouds were split one after another, and the bald elephant's trunk was raised high and eager to try. I ignored it, and slashed at the trunk of the tree with a horizontal knife, and the red fruit tree instantly became a section shorter! A section of the trunk flies out flat, and the cut surface is flat and clean, which is the most suitable for bench piers. I threw the cloud knife, and it flew away in a circle, making a path along the way, sassy and beautiful!

I was so proud that I kicked down the red fruit tree, and the bald mammoth ran with joy to eat the freshest and most tender fruit at the top of the tree, and rolled it up with his nose to feed me—this guy was much more righteous than the broken fairy on the hill!

I decided to bow down to the bald elephant.

I told it, "If there is something I stutter in the future, make sure to share what you drink." The bald elephant roared and squirted red juice from its nose. I'm very pleased, this old elephant expresses his feelings directly!

At this time, a goldfinch stopped suddenly. It was born very beautifully, but it was a pity that one wing was broken, I don't know which villain cut it, the kung fu was not bad, the incision was smooth, revealing a high-quality and tough feather tube, and it looked like a nutritious and well-off master.

This kind of master is generally not good-tempered.

Sure enough, before it could stand on its feet, it asked me angrily, have you seen any bastard throwing the cloud knife, causing it to almost fall off the clouds, and it is a trivial matter to fall into the mortal world for nine hundred and eighty-one, but it is really a heinous matter to destroy the major affairs of its master!

This guy speaks flashy, uses idioms indiscriminately, and is very incomprehensible to listen. I'm sure I'll argue with it for a while, but not right now, I'll wilt when I hear it talk about throwing cloud knives. This guy has such a hard temper, and his family background must be very deep. Although my father is not bad, I have been in trouble one after another, and I don't want to let his old man know. Therefore, I had to pretend that I didn't know anything, and innocently and innocently offered it fruit to eat, trying to distract it and disturb its judgment.

It worked!

The goldenfinch bird red fruit just ate a bite and threw it away, spitting and saying, what kind of thing is so sour! Phew!

As he spoke, he jumped and stomped on the red fruit tree, trampling a lot of good fruits.

This can make my brother angry, and as soon as the long nose is rolled, he will throw the goldfinch two feet away. I was a good person, and I went up to help it, and said a bunch of good things about it, so that the goldfinch was not angry.

I hurried to ask it what the big deal was for his master.

To be honest, my own love and family affairs are a mess, so I am not in the mood to care about the affairs of his master. I'm talking this in a hurry just to keep its head from having a chance to get empty. Because, as soon as it was empty, and when it looked at the fresh, juicy cut of the trunk of the red fruit tree, it immediately guessed that I was the culprit who had cut off its wings. In that case, I'm in trouble.

I've had enough troubles, I don't want to add to it.

Fortunately, the Goldfinch is very proud of its master, and when I just asked casually, it said that it was for its teacher, Taishang Laojun, to send an invitation to the court. I'm afraid I don't understand, and I added that ten days later, Taishang Laojun was going to hold a Dou Dan banquet in Tushi Palace, and I heard that Tang Tingjun's immortal pills were delicious and eye-catching, so I specially invited his old man to attend.

I asked it, Taishang Laojun is the one, there is a very powerful alchemy furnace, and the one who will make the samadhi true fire.

The goldfinch squinted its eyelids and pretended to be light and said yes. But I could tell that this guy was so proud that not only was his voice trembling with excitement, but his eyes were reaching the top of his head.

I didn't pierce it, and secretly thought in my heart: I must go to this Dou Dan banquet!

Do you remember, where did my grandmother disappear? Where did my aunt eat the first defeat of the demon life? Also, where did my father refine the old braised eggs? is obviously only over a thousand years old, but he looks old, black and vicissitudes - my mother said that it was all because my father had been in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun for too long!

But I thought, the Monkey King is not black.

In short, this Tushi Palace, I must go!

I finally pretended to send the goldfinch away, and I immediately dragged my good brother down the mountain. How do you know that my good brother is too individual, and his mouth is too greedy, and he will not give up his half of the fruit no matter what. I had no choice but to carry the cut red fruit tree on the back of the old elephant, climb up myself, hook it with the fruit, and go down the mountain.

As I walked, I complained about it: Brother, do you want to reflect on it, why did you live like a donkey? The old elephant shook its nose and slapped me, if I hadn't dodged quickly, I would have hit it! I complained again: It's really a big body, a small heart!

But this time, I only dared to whisper.

By the time we were halfway up the mountain, the Goldfinch had already sent the invitation back - look how well I got the time! Giggle! Actually, I was hiding in the shadows and peeking! Anyway, I didn't hit the golden-winged bird, but when I listened to the root of the wall outside the door, I taunted the Taishan stone of the town house. It didn't say it explicitly, it just shouted at me:

"It's incompatible! Irreconcilable! ”

I scolded the gentleman when I sneaked down the mountain in the middle of the night, I thought no one heard it, but I didn't expect to hear it to this old stone who became a fine person, and he still learned to use it, and took it out to ridicule me at this moment!

But I'm not going to see it in general, for most of these old cheap stones have no skin or face, and they don't hurt when they hit them, they don't itch when they scold, and they just toss me in the end; Second, I know very well in my heart that when I come back, it is not that I will not be incompatible with the old fairy, but that I will first be incompatible with the old gentleman, and then with the old fairy! Although it's a little tongue-twisting, it's all incompatible, what does it matter if it's early or late, who comes first and who comes later? He didn't know it himself!

If I have to make up a third one, it is - I am a pampered, lively and cute, six-hundred-year-old little monster, and what is wrong with occasionally going back on my word? Old guy, you have the ability to look down on me, you have the ability to jump up and beat me! Hum!

As soon as I entered the door with the high spirit of successfully fighting against the old Taishan stone, I was frightened by the cry of the old fairy! - What is this old fellow guilty of? Menopause?

My good brother was also frightened, and ran around the yard, and the hawthorn tree dragged to the ground, like a broom, and swept down a lot of little fairies and little fairies! For a while, chickens and dogs jumped in the yard, and exclamations rang out. In the end, Tang Tingjun was finally alarmed, and he came out with Dongshanjun to see, still carrying the invitation sent by the goldfinch in his hand.

"What's going on?"

The dignified gentleman spoke, and the noisy fairies and fairies suddenly quieted down, and even the old elephant didn't run away, and bowed his head to eat the fruit in a proper manner. I have said a long time ago that the old fairy at night and the courteous king during the day are not the same person, this one during the day is the iceberg demon king, and one sentence can make everyone silent! I wasn't afraid of him, but now I'm afraid that he won't take me to the Doudan Banquet, so like everyone else, I pretend not to speak.

The old fairy asked me by name: "Luang, what happened to the red fruit tree?" ”

Can I admit it? I must have pointed to the old elephant and said with an innocent face, "It's it!" It wants to eat the fruit, I didn't do anything, I don't know anything! ”

The old elephant was very calm, bowing his head and crunching to eat. I have long said that my brother was righteous and wronged, and he didn't even lift his head. Good brother, I said in my heart, next time you eat dry, I will drink thin.

The old elephant swallowed the last few fruits as if no one was around, leaving only a mouth full of red juice, as if he had put on makeup, charming and moving. The old fairy shook his head, suddenly lost his temper, he threw away the invitation as waste paper, and said lightly: "Then don't go, I'm too lazy to go out anyway." ”

I was anxious when I heard this, but I didn't expect the old fairy to be more anxious than me. She rushed up to persuade the old fairy, saying Don't be discouraged, it's not that our immortal pill can't be done without hawthorn! Taishang Laojun's Doudan Banquet is not something anyone can go to! The child can just teach, and if the teaching is not good, it is enough to play twice, and this is not the first time......

My mouth pouted: This old fairy is too bad, persuade people to persuade people, why beat me?

I was unwilling, so I went up and dragged the corner of my old uncle's clothes, and said coquettishly, uncle, let's go, isn't it just a few immortal pills? It's okay to bring two old goods to fill up, so can Taishang Laojun still let us in?

Before the old fairy could speak, Dongshanjun laughed, laughing and saying I, it's all your fault for being lazy and refusing to pick fruits, your uncle doesn't even have a grain of old goods, what do you let him take to Doudan?

I pouted again, and scolded the old fairy: You are still immortals one by one, why don't you even pick a fruit? Waiting for me to go? If I don't come to Tangting Mountain, you won't do this immortal pill yet?

The old fairy glared at me viciously, and said with a smile: "You picked the incense!" ”

I nodded and said that even so, you have to do the work. Hand odor is not something that can be changed in a while, practice more, and it will smell good one day.

The old fairy gritted her teeth, if it weren't for the old fairy's presence, I really doubt that she would come up and tear me up.

But I ignored her, and pointed to the hawthorn tree, and said, "Isn't this old fruit tree plucked today and full of fruit tomorrow?" I'm ...... again. The old elephant didn't cut its old roots, so why don't we pick them tomorrow? Even if it doesn't grow in one day, it will take ten days to get to the Dou Dan Banquet, so how much is it going to be?

As a result, Dongshanjun laughed again, and said girl, you can really talk nonsense, this fruit bears fast, but the trunk grows slowly! Don't look at it, it's not half as thick as this elephant's leg, but just like that, it has grown for more than 10,000 years!

I was stupid, and then I realized the seriousness of the problem, timidly tugged at the corner of the old fairy's clothes, and said in a low voice: "Uncle, I was wrong, my aunt said that she likes the corners of your clothes." ”

These two sentences were originally unrelated, and I put them together to say that I really wanted the old fairy to read it for my aunt's sake, and spare me.