I'm a little idiot who hasn't watched a play, and I get too involved in the play when I watch the play for the first time, so I rushed to the stage to find Long San, and I smashed the stage of other people's theaters!

It turns out that those clouds, rivers, thunder, and electricity look amazing, but in fact, they are all fake! Even the third brother of the little fish spirit, the black dragon Benlong, is also fake! It's not a dragon, it's a big horse shrimp, pretending to be a spell! Only Blackfish is real.

But although the black fish is real, it looks small and ugly, I don't know why I think it is vigorous and wants to have children with it! Vomit!

Anyway, after I crashed the stage, the scene was chaotic and full of smoke. In the smoke and dust, the beautiful lady cried bitterly, and the old man next to her persuaded her. Let those shrimp soldiers and crab generals come to arrest me, saying that they will cure my crimes, peel the skin and cramp, and make that beautiful lady happy.

I smashed the dragon gate jumping scene, and I was disappointed. As a result, they cried and persuaded me, attracted me alive, and I didn't care about struggling, and I was caught by those shrimps, crabs, sea urchins, corals, or something.

If you get caught, you'll be caught, I'm not afraid of any skin cramps! It's better that they dare, otherwise shouting blindly is not enough to waste their feelings!

But to be honest, I think these guys are very wasteful, and eighty percent of them are not as good as those big and small demon boys in the Demon Village! If you want me to say, here, apart from the trident of the sea yaksha who ran away, only this colorful treasure is still playable. As for what kind of beauty lady, even that old man, she is definitely the master of messing around!

Sure enough, I was tied up in front of the beautiful lady, she wiped the tears that kept flowing, crying and hating: "Where are you a little thief who ran away, and you dare to rob Long San with me!" A male god like Ryusan, is a little girl like you coveted? It's nonsense! ”

I don't understand, in addition to being good-looking, what else is special about Ryusan? Why can't a little girl like me be a crucian carp, but a wild lady like her can? And, didn't it say that the third dragon was a dragon, or some black fish? What's the matter with crucian carp?

The crucian carp tofu soup is quite delicious, Kuroko likes it, and his sister likes it too. It's that girl who is sick and doesn't have much strength to peel the, and every time she has to peel the sunspot little by little to eat, I am not happy to see it, so I never allow them to eat. And I am very righteous, my sweetheart can't eat it, so I don't eat it with him.

My mother said that this is called sharing weal and woe.

The wild lady cried even harder, trembling all over, and tears jumped and fell. Those black fish and sea urchins couldn't laugh either, giggling, shaking up the old mud at the bottom of the sea, and it was even more muddy in front of them for a while.

In the end, it was the old man who spoke. He said that I looked like a kid who didn't know how to, and I didn't know where to come from and came here. He also said that he came, and it can be regarded as fate, no matter what you make it for, let's first peel the skin and cramp, and then figure out whether to stew crucian carp or stew tofu.

I thought he was reasonable, so I asked him who he was.

As a result, he laughed and said that you really got it by me, but I don't understand it! Your little girl has come to my territory, why don't you even know about my Phantom Dragon King?

Those sea urchins and shrimp laughed again, laughing embarrassed, but still cheekily asked, "What kind of dragon king is the Phantom Dragon King, and why is it so ugly?" ”

Now the Phantom Dragon King couldn't laugh, and his already ugly face had embarrassment that was worse than crying.

The polite little sea urchin next to him took the initiative to tell me that the Phantom Dragon King is the Dragon King in this Phantom Sea, and he is the husband of our beautiful lady.

Husband?

I was stunned, why did a married woman cry and make trouble marrying Long San? Why are you, the black ** Phantom Dragon King, still happy and not sad at all? To be honest, I have never seen a couple like this in heaven and on earth! I only know that my mother will be unhappy if she says a few more words to those beautiful male gods. Why are the customs of your Phantom Sea so different?

Ah, I see, that's what my dad asked us to come out and see!

Interesting! Interesting! It's so much fun!

As I said this, the Phantom Dragon King's face turned green and red, even more wonderful than those rare stones and pearl corals. But the most angry is the beautiful lady. She was not only angry with me, but also angry with the Phantom Dragon King, chasing him all the way, and she was extremely fierce.

I was blown away and felt that the trip was worthwhile. I also think that my sister must like the customs of this place. She loves love so much, if she can live here and marry ten or eight husbands, wouldn't she be happy to death?

I thought, when I returned, that I would give her a great description of the customs of the place, and it would be better for her to drool with envy. And then, and then absolutely never tell her how she came here, so that she will die of chagrin and haste to die!

Ha ha! Just think about it!

I'm having fun, and the little sea urchin's desire to talk has come up again. It took the initiative to come up and tell me about the Phantom Sea and the Phantom Dragon King.

It says that there is no illusory sea in the world. This place is completely a world created by the three great dragons with his magic power and personality charm. Because it's fake, it's called the Phantom Sea.

So what's going on with the Phantom Dragon King?

I looked at the black ** old man who was chased and beaten by the beautiful lady, and I was very curious. But the little sea urchin made a vomiting motion, and said disgustedly: "What a phantom dragon king! Fake! ”

My curiosity was stronger, urging the little sea urchin to speak quickly. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals who caught me saw that the Phantom Dragon King was being chased and beaten, and they couldn't catch up with me, so they let go of me very well and sat down together to listen to the little sea urchin tell a story.

Little Sea Urchin is really a great storyteller, if I can, I will definitely snatch it back to Ten Thousand Demon Mountain and make me a story machine. Hey!

Here's the thing, the little sea urchin said.

Long San is a ranger, that is, the kind that has no fixed place to live and no fixed place in his heart. When he created the Illusory Sea, it was completely on a whim. But after only playing for a few days, the interest was gone, and I patted my ass and left. But what, Long San is famous, isn't it? Those big girls and little daughters-in-law who like him can remember the place of Phantom Sea badly. There are several, so many beauties in Wuyang, all come to find the Phantom Sea. Then, there is the one who has a bad heart, who wants to cheat money and sex, so he ran to the Phantom Sea first, calling himself the Phantom Dragon King, waiting for those beauties to throw themselves into their arms and throw themselves into the net!

"So it's a cheat!".

It dawned on me. No wonder that beautiful lady cried so badly, people came for Long San, but they were forced to marry such a black ** old man, it's no wonder if she doesn't cry to death! It's me...... Oh can't be me! It can't be me to be killed! I mean, I'm going to beat that old man to death! Don't use the Liuhe Pagoda to kill with your bare hands!