However, he looks weak. was already old-fashioned, but now he was chased by a beautiful lady and was out of breath, like an old king who was about to die, and he was full of ...... Uh, such a person can still cheat on marriage? You can still deceive you sea urchins, reef fish, shrimp and shrimp and call him the Phantom Dragon King, are you sure that you are not stupid and stupid in the first place, so you are deceived by others?

The little sea urchins were flushed by what I said, and immediately stammered, saying that you don't know how powerful he is.

I looked at the Phantom Dragon King who was chased by the beautiful lady and ran away with his shoes, and nodded and admitted: I really, I don't know how powerful he is.

Then those fish, fish, shrimp and shrimp were not convinced, and said that I should fight with the Phantom Dragon King, so as to know if they were lying, whether they were really stupid and stupid.

Alas, these fish, fish, shrimp, shrimp, and shrimp, in my opinion, it is clear that they are too weak and don't know how many heavens are outside the sky, so they feel that the Phantom Dragon King is powerful. But there is no way, people who are too poor in strength can't make the other party understand just by talking about it. I think it's better to show them in person. Anyway, the Phantom Dragon King is ugly, and he seems to have a little blood relationship with the old turtle, so he won't lose anything if he is beaten. What's more, he's doing those disgusting things!

I shouted, "Mother, step aside!" ”

Then he jumped into the fray, and smashed his fist at the Phantom Dragon King's head. The Phantom Dragon King was already chased and beaten full of bags, and now he is replaced by a powerful character like me, and it is even more necessary to kneel every minute. While I was fighting the Phantom Dragon King, I looked at the expressions of those fish, shrimp and sea urchins - sure enough, they all dropped their jaws in shock, and they were dumbfounded!

"I said he was a softie, but you still don't believe it!"

I shouted at them triumphantly. The Phantom Dragon King is in a soft bag under my hand, like a sandbag with grass seeds. It's a pity that he doesn't smell.

The sandbags with grass seeds in our home are so fragrant!

Dad said that there is the smell of the sun in it, and it is also wrapped in the sweetness of the underground spring water, and when you bite into it, every bite is full of life, so it is fragrant!

I don't care if it's alive or not, it's delicious. Every year when we harvest grass seeds, we like to drill those sandbags, bury them in the grass seeds, eat enough, and then sleep well - wait for Daddy to come and find it!

Once, after two months in a row, my brother still hadn't found it, and my father was in a hurry, so he asked people to open all the sandbags and look for them one by one, but there was still no result. He knew that my brother was stupid and was bullied by me and my sister every day, so he thought that the two of us were ghosts, and drove the two of us out with wings, saying that if we couldn't find our little brother, let us both not go back!

Although my sister and I are not authentic, it is also true that my brother is stupid, and we can't put any pot on our heads. It just so happened that time, it wasn't the two of us who did it. Seriously, the newly beaten grass seeds are so sweet that we can't eat them ourselves, who can be distracted and bully him?

It's a pity that my father didn't listen to our explanation, and said that since they are sisters and brothers, they have to share weal and sorrow.

Then he also compared him to his sister, our aunt, the old witch Jiuli. He said that when he was burned by the Samadhi fire in the furnace of Taishang Laojun with his grandmother, his sister was heartbroken with him, and flew to the sky to save him as soon as she got off the ground - although she was not able to do it, she quickly caught the old fairy and raised a house finch.

"But even then," said my father, "your aunt is much more serious with me than you are with your little brother!" That's our serious youkai! Learn hard, my silly girls! ”

Cut, we are not rare old witches!

So, after making a face at my father, I discussed it with my sister and went our separate ways.

I'm trying to find my brother, but you don't know, that guy is not only stupid, but also a sleepman. Especially after eating grass seeds, it's simply ...... The wind does not blow, the thunder does not move, Mount Tai collapses in front and never rolls his eyelids! Who knows where he went to sleep? I don't have a dog nose, how can I find him! So, I had to wave it myself!

And as for the outcome of that incident......

I remember that my sister and I were out for a month - in that month, my sister actually changed boyfriends, which was too much! - and then I was recalled by my father. My stupid brother gained a whole circle of fat and white, and in the face of two black and thin sisters who had suffered a lot, he didn't feel guilty of himself, and asked us why we didn't eat with him when the grass seeds were so delicious. I hated me and my sister (she was forced to break up with her third boyfriend when she was recalled, so the resentment was still above me), and I almost didn't kill him on the spot!

Oh, you ask me where my brother has gone?

Hey, you won't believe me when I say it.

Haha, I also heard about it later, saying that the squirrel spirit sent him home. Hey, that little squirrel is also unlucky, originally took a fancy to my brother Jun, it's big for nothing, who doesn't like it, right? White cranes, born with a good skin and a good temperament! So even if he is a fool like my brother, just his appearance is enough to scare people.

Anyway, the little squirrel spirit took a fancy to my brother, so he kidnapped him. My brother is greedy for other people's grass seeds, stupidly limped, and he didn't know he was abducted until he was sent back! I also think that the little squirrel is very polite, and he eats very happily. If it weren't for the little squirrel saying that the winter food was almost exhausted for him, the big fool wouldn't want to come back!

And the most desperate thing is that my brother heard that the squirrel spirit gave him food until he ran out of food, and he was very reluctant to go, and as soon as he came back, he pestered my mother to send food to others! It's a few years to give it away!

It is said that when he married my brother and sister, he went to send it away. My brother and sister didn't know when they first came, so they followed him quietly. Then my brother walked on the front foot, and the little squirrel came out on the back foot and kowtowed to my brother and sister. After that, his family moved and he still doesn't know where to go.

I remembered my brother's troubles and gradually forgot that I was beating someone. It should also be that Phantom Dragon King is unlucky, and what begging for mercy and flattering words have been said in a big car, but I didn't hear a word, and he was beaten to the point that his mouth was full of teeth, and he didn't know what nonsense to say in his mouth.

But I didn't kill him, because someone bit my arm.

I was in pain, and I woke up from my memories, and then I saw that it was not someone else who bit me, but a beautiful lady! I'm puzzled, wasn't she the one who chased the Phantom Dragon King just now? Why, watching me fight, my eyes are red, and I think I robbed her play?

I let go of the Phantom Dragon King and stepped aside.

I thought that the beauty lady was going to continue to fight, but unexpectedly, she picked up the ugly head of the Phantom Dragon King, which was blue, swollen and bleeding, and cried and mourned. I have to say that the person is not dead yet, you hurry up and make up two punches before crying.

As a result, the beautiful lady smacked at me and scolded: "you little brute!" I don't know where the wild king eight came from! We have no grievances with you, why do we need to kill people? ”

I was stunned, and pointed to the little sea urchin and the group of shrimp soldiers and crabs behind it and said, isn't the Phantom Dragon King a bad guy who cheats on marriage? How can you take revenge? Do you have the same principles as us youkai?

The beautiful lady smacked me again and said, "My own man, how I love it, it's your business!" Are you justified in breaking into the house? Come up left and right and take it down for me! ”。

When I heard this, I suddenly felt bad: it turned out that I was careless for a while, and I was jumped by the immortals!