Dongshan-kun came to his senses and asked me, "Do you really want the true fire of Samadhi?" Of course I nodded. But he immediately had a constipated face, and he had to attach it to my ear, and whispered, "You know the red boy, right? ”

Of course I know the red child, it is the son of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, nicknamed the Holy Child King. In "Journey to the West", he blocked my great sage brother, and was finally taken away by Guanyin Niangniang, and he was sealed as a good wealth boy.

I didn't understand why Dongshan-kun mentioned him, so I asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Dongshanjun shook his head at me again and again, and didn't want me to speak loudly, for fear of being heard. I pouted, thinking he was a demon and didn't want to pay attention to him. But Dongshanjun dragged me and didn't let me go, and still whispered: "Although the Samadhi True Fire Distillation Liquor is good, but you think about it, you dare to ask for the spark of Samadhi True Fire, and the red boy is your lesson from the past!" ”

Hey, what's that saying? I like Brother Dasheng It's too late, how can I trouble him? Moreover, with my little effort, how can I beat him! People made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, I only dared to set a small fire, and I was immediately threatened and blackmailed to get married! What kind of bullshit little monster am I, dare to provoke Sun Dasheng? Do you think your head is too iron? Funny!

Dongshanjun shook his head and said, "It's not about provoking monkeys." I mean...... Alas, you still don't know. ”

What do you know and don't know? Dongshan-kun is annoyed to death today. I broke free of his hand and drilled into the crowd to ask for the true fire of samadhi that the Jade Emperor had promised me.

But Dongshan Jun came up again, and said under the armpit of the cat's waist, just now you said that you were driven to get married, what, is it that the Jade Emperor wants you to marry?

I saw his obscene appearance, and I didn't want to pay attention to him, so I said perfunctorily, anyway, as soon as the meeting starts, you will naturally know.

When he saw that I didn't want to say, he didn't press me. Get back on your feet and talk about the red boy again - this guy is really persistent! I didn't want to ignore him anymore, so I listened patiently.

Hey, don't say it, it's kind of fun.

It turned out that because Taishang Laojun made Samadhi really hot, Red Boy also used it, and it happened that his mother, Princess Iron Fan, had a big fan that fanned the flames. So everyone spread their gossip, saying that the red boy was the illegitimate son of Taishang Laojun and Princess Iron Fan. Dongshan Jun warned me, saying that if I also use the Samadhi True Fire to cause trouble everywhere in the future, maybe people will rumor that I am the illegitimate daughter of Taishang Laojun again.

I think it's hilarious. Really, those who are not married are worried about getting married in a hurry, and the editor who has no children has to make up an illegitimate child for others, so nosy? Immortal, huh?

I said to Dongshan Jun, I know, if you hear this kind of gossip in the future, if you go to the rivers and lakes in the future, one will be counted as one, and it will be your pot. Uncle Dongshan Hahaxian, I ask your old man, there is such a good friend as the old fairy, let's not learn from the old witch who has been dead for more than 600 years in Jiuli, okay?

Dongshan-kun was very aggrieved.

But I thought he deserved it, so I didn't comfort him, but promised him that when the Samadhi True Fire Distillation was successful in the future, I would give him a taste first. Higashiyama-kun loves wine more than fame, and when I say this, he will be fine immediately, and he will be as happy as a child who has eaten candy - I really can't hate him for this.

Later, after Taishang Laojun was trained, he reluctantly gave me the fire of the true fire of Samadhi. And his broken boiler is naturally a complete set of things, buy one get one free and return to me.

I'm especially happy that my previous grievances against him were instantly cleared. I think, although my father and aunt have suffered a lot of losses from Taishang Laojun, but after all, my little monster made a trip to the Tushi Palace in vain, and there was no loss, but he also earned such a set of treasures. If I still have anything to be unhappy with, it must be joyful, where to stay cool!

They still have to have a meeting, and I don't make a mess in front of me, for fear that Taishang Laojun will regret it and give me all the things to go back.

I tiptoed out of the temple with the treasure in my hand.

In fact, when they started the meeting, they didn't even care about fighting mosquitoes, like I went out generously and swaggeringly before, and no one stopped me. This time he tiptoed to be a thief, for fear of alarming anyone.

Anyway, it wasn't until I left the main hall that I was relieved.

There are no fairies in the garden, but my stomach is not filled yet. I guess I'm going to go, or I'm going to go to their kitchen and stuff a couple of mouthfuls? It's safe to go, but I don't know when I'll be able to go to a place where I have something to eat, and if I can't stand it along the way, it's too miserable. But when I went to the kitchen, I was worried that I would be caught by the fairies and brought to the palace, so I just crept out, wasn't it in vain?

To be on the safe side, I guess I'd better go first.

But I didn't expect that as soon as I flew a little, I was seen by the little fairy before. She stood by a pool of water, waving desperately at me and shouting at me. I didn't want to pay attention to her - she didn't have sugar cakes, but I was really afraid that she would alarm others, so I had no choice but to go down and tell her to shut up.

The little fairy was very obedient and immediately pursed her lips tightly.

I frowned and kindly explained to her that I had sneaked out and couldn't be found out by others. If you don't have anything to do, you can do what you want, I have to go, I can't leave when it's too late, maybe there will be big trouble.

The little fairy was very sensible and didn't shout, but just took out a bag of good things for me. I looked at the way she carefully unpacked the bag, and I guessed that it must be a sugar cake. Sure enough, it's red, but it's good-looking! As soon as I bit into it, there was a creak, and the crispy skin was bitten apart, and the white and tender skin inside seemed to be still connected, but the brown syrup flowed out! Oh my god, who can stand this?

Little fairy, little fairy, I love you so much, you are my sugar cake fairy!

The sugar cake fairy saw that I was eating happily, and that she was happier than me, and urged me to eat another one, and eat another.

I was very honest, but I was too hungry, and the most important thing was gluttony, anyway, one after another, and I ate a lot. When I had a hiccup at the end, my belly was round and my face was bigger. But the sweet smell of sugar all over my body, I am happy to smell myself.

"You're full, you have to take me with you."

The sugar cake fairy suddenly made a request, and I was a little caught off guard. It's one thing for me to run away on my own, it's another thing to take her away. At the bottom, it is said that it is abducting the population, and if it is big, it is to do evil on the territory of the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and not give him face - he wants face the most, and he can't bear not to give him face.

Alas, this hot sugar cake, why am I eating it so fast? Isn't that a big problem for yourself?

I was very embarrassed, so I persuaded the little fairy and said, this is the Nine Heavens, how many people can't come if they want to? You've really figured it out, you want to come with me? I'm not afraid I'll sell you!!

The little fairy smiled, and a pair of sweet dimples on her cheeks fascinated me. She said: "I'm not going with you, I'm going with my third brother Long." ”