I told the Jade Emperor that I just wanted to marry Kuroko, but Kuroko didn't want to marry me. So there's no way, whether the other party is a fake minion or Garuda, I can't marry him.

The Jade Emperor said: "Heizi is a mortal, he will be born, old, sick and die, if he can't look down on you until he dies, then what will you do?" ”

I said it doesn't matter, it's a big deal, I'll be alone all the time. Aren't many of your heavenly immortals living alone? I see that they have no father, no mother, no wife and no children, and they live well alone. So you don't have to worry about me, even if Kuroko doesn't like me, then I still have my father and sister and siblings, but I'm much better than them. Don't tell me any more matchmakers, it's boring.

I felt that my words were unprecedentedly sincere, but I don't know why, the Jade Emperor turned his face. He pointed to the direction of my father and the old fairy outside the enchantment, and said viciously: "You haven't thought about it, if you are disobedient and misbehave, what will happen to them?" You're a good boy, would you bear to burden your father? ”

See, that's who he really is. What to say, it is just oppression under absolute ability. If you can't beat it, what people say is what you say, what else can you say? I don't think I'll promise him, he'll deal with my father.

But I don't understand, why do you have to marry Garuda?

The Jade Emperor said that it was the territory of the Buddha of the Western Heavens, and if you want to cause trouble, go there. Don't come to me. Otherwise, if I indulge you, how will the people below look at me? Who will obey me in the future?

That's like the truth. Sincerity for sincerity, I accept it.

However, I still don't understand, obviously he is so much better than me, he can't get used to me nonsense, isn't it good to kill me directly, why do you want to throw the pot to the Buddha?

The Jade Emperor smiled, pointed at my father again, and said that I really beat you to death, and it is inevitable that there will be another big battle between the two worlds of immortals and demons. Although I am not afraid of war, war is war after all, and it is so bad that it will lead to human suffering, economic decline, and social regression.

Before I could nod my head and give a thumbs up for the foresight of such a big man and the benevolent heart of a serious fairy, his old man said: "What's more, after the death of that little monster, we agreed not to blame the past. You are a child, and you can be said to be young and ignorant; But if we kill you, if you can't keep it, you will bear the name of breaking the covenant. What should I do if I can't do it? ”

Although he didn't say his name, I knew right away: the little monster who died back then was my aunt.

I didn't expect that the old witch had been dead for so long, and she would still be able to shelter me from today's catastrophe. This is really a long grace, stretching for thousands of years. It's just that although she herself is still glorious in death, why don't she want to think about it: she has raised the standard of death so high, how should we, the descendants, surpass it? Alas, what a selfish youkai.

Looking back, since the Jade Emperor said that I was young and ignorant, then I didn't rely on my young age to do it again, wouldn't I let him down? And my aunt's kindness can't be easily wasted, right? So I proposed to the Jade Emperor that I want the broken boiler of Taishang Laojun, and the fire of Samadhi True Fire.

The Jade Emperor asked me what I wanted them for.

I said practice. I'm afraid that he won't agree, and he said that you are going to marry me to the West Heaven, can't you give a dowry? When the time comes, the Buddha will see that you are so stingy and I am so shabby, what should I do if you don't want me? Shall I not come back to calamity?

When the Jade Emperor saw that I was reasonable, he immediately agreed.

But I lied to him. I like sunspots, how can I really marry Garuda? Not even the Buddha himself. When I say this, I am purely afraid that the Jade Emperor will trouble my father, so I just pretend to agree. Anyway, it's me who wants to marry, I'm a monster, it's a big deal to turn around and deny it, can they still get along with monsters? No matter how bad it is, even if you really get married, what can you do? I can't leave it anymore, I'm still me, and a lot of meat and a feather have been lost!

Moreover, what the Jade Emperor meant was to ask me not to make trouble on his territory, so that everyone could see that he couldn't do anything about me, and he would lose face. So, at most, I won't come here in the future, how can he control who I marry and live? I don't ask him for an explanation.

After I pretended to promise the Jade Emperor, he broke the barrier.

Outside, it seems that there is no such thing as an enchantment, and those who should denounce it are still denouncing, and my father and the old fairy are still persuading me. I pouted, pretending not to be happy but couldn't say that it was all over. When the Jade Emperor saw me say this, he was even more relieved, so he cleared his throat and reconvened the meeting.

I can't wait, I first asked Taishang Laojun for the fire of Samadhi True Fire, and said that the Jade Emperor had agreed. Taishang Laojun glared at me vigorously, and a pair of eyes were eager to be nailed into my flesh. I was not afraid of him, so I pulled his sleeve and complained to the Jade Emperor, saying that his old man had a grudge and refused to give me the true fire of Samadhi. The Jade Emperor asked Taishang Laojun to go over and say small words, and I was stopped aside.

At this time, Dongshan Jun came up and asked me what I wanted Samadhi True Fire for. I said that I have to cultivate, although Taishang Laojun's boiler is broken, but fortunately, it can be combined with the samadhi true fire. Otherwise, let me look for it first, I don't know where to find such a refractory pot. Dongshanjun interrupted and said that what I asked was the real fire of Samadhi, not a pot or a stove.

I rolled his eyes, Samadhi is really hot, but don't you want it?

He also said, such a good thing, not to mention anything else, just use it to distill the wine, and the taste of the wine must be increased hundreds of times! Dongshanjun smacked his mouth, but he didn't react yet. I reminded him that there is a charcoal shochu in the mortal world, have you tried it?

Dongshan Junguang nodded violently when he heard the word charcoal, and drooled. I immediately intercepted him and continued, then I realized that it was ordinary carbon that went to the mortal world, and even the fire of my little monster could not be compared! If it is really a wine distilled with the true fire of Samadhi, it will be so fragrant!

Dongshan Jun has completely fallen, and his eyes are full of little stars, not to mention, his saliva can wipe the floor for the Jade Emperor. I saw that he was unproductive, and I thought to myself, could it be that when I was gluttonous, he was so undignified? Then I couldn't help but look at the old fairy, thinking that the old witch was also a drunkard bastard, if the old fairy had seen her greedy and drooling retarded and mentally retarded, and could still love, it would definitely be true love.

The old fairy was concerned about the outcome of the small meeting between the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, but she was not like the others who came over to look at it. He is very calm, although his face is facing the direction of the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun, his body is straight, his neck is straight, and he is particularly temperamental. There was a wind in the hall, and his white clothes and white sleeves were fluttering, more immortal than anyone else.

His brother-in-law, my father, standing next to him, was a black and coarse man, and he was compared miserably.

Alas, my father is also a white crane, the king of all demons, why is he so ugly when he is old??

I can't help but worry for my brother and sister, my stupid brother only inherited my father's appearance, but he doesn't have the heroism and courage of his old man, and when he is old, he doesn't know what he will become.