I'm completely confused, is it possible that the matchmaker is his punishment?

But that's not right! In our place, only the old witches who love gossip and hate people will tell people. Otherwise, it's an obscene and long-tongued old demon man. They told people that it was the two big carps that the greedy lord's family had given them. But why is this old man? Could it be that he also loves to eat big carp? Or is it that the rules of their heavenly court are so big that they want him Jade Emperor Lao'er to come forward to speak to the matchmaker in person? Yes! Could it be that the old master said that he asked the Jade Emperor Lao'er for an explanation, that is, he wanted him to give a matchmaker? Saying that the media is his statement?

This is really shocking, the Jade Emperor Lao'er turned out to be not a sugar cake seller, but an old matchmaker!

For the first time, my understanding of the world was challenged. For a moment, I couldn't help but be a little shocked and a little suspicious. In a daze, there is a feeling that the second monk can't figure out his head.

I want to find my father, but it's really not good, and the old fairy can do it.

But they've all become backgrounds—I think they've been blocked out of the barrier by the Jade Emperor. And he talked to me in the enchantment, talking about matchmaking. I didn't know that the original media had such big rules that even I, the client's own father and uncle, couldn't listen to it. What kind of expensive matchmaker is this talking about? Could it be that Uncle Jade Emperor, you want to promise me your precious daughter? Is she pretty? Can you fight? I don't want to be beautiful and can't fight.

I think I'm humorous. But the Jade Emperor is so serious, and there are no laugh lines on his face. It's still so flat, glowing with golden light, like a dummy in a painting. The dummy also said solemnly, "Have you heard of Garuda? I'm going to marry you off to it. ”

"Fake minions?"

I feel that the Jade Emperor looks down on me very much, and it doesn't matter if he marries me to a little minion, it's still a fake little minion! My sister said that what kind of media people tell you means what kind of image you are in the eyes of others. So, in the eyes of the Jade Emperor, I can't even be a real little minion, but can only be a fake?

Oh, he's so contemptuous! Although I am not good at work, but I am still young, you wait for me to study and practice hard, and come back in time! I don't know who looks down on whom! Hum!

I was angry and wanted to leave. But I can't get out, just like my father and uncle Xian'er can't get in outside.

It's a nasty barrier. I really want to steal it.

I can't get out, so I can only listen to his old man to make up for it, saying that it is not a fake minion, it is the West Heaven Garuda, one of the eight divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, and what kind of divine bird under the Buddha's seat. He said, "Look, it's a bird, it's a bird, you're a bird, you two birds, just a pair, aren't you?" ”

It's you, a big-headed ghost!

What the hell is this old man talking about? Or two birds to make a pair? Which one pokes the lung tube to tell you that two birds can get together? Sick, right? According to this theory, then you are all immortals, why don't you make a pair with Taishang Laojun? And the Queen Mother, do you dare to make a pair with others? It's nonsense!

Also, how many times do people have to say that the white crane is a bird of prey, not a bird! It's fun for us to call birds, but it's disrespectful for you to follow the nonsense! This is naked species discrimination, and it needs to be corrected by legislation!

I'm very angry. But he didn't lose his mind, thinking that he was in other people's enchantments, he only dared to scold these words in his heart, but he didn't dare to say them in his mouth. Instead, he pretended to be naïve and ignorant, and asked with a frown: "Since it is under the seat of the Buddha of the Western Heavens, isn't it a monk?" Can a monk also marry a daughter-in-law? Can a nun get married? ”

I'm not asking this all out of trouble.

Actually, I had a friend when I was a kid who was a red-crowned crane. It's the kind of guy who has no hair on his head and has a particularly developed capillary veins under his scalp, making his head look red. She was born so beautifully that even my sister sighed to herself. But it's the point of baldness - although it looks pretty good, but maybe my sister has been laughing at it for a long time, and my friend has a little inferiority.

Once, she went to the mortal world with her parents, and when she came back, she told me that those who were monks and nuns had to shave off their hair when they got it. She felt that this profession was particularly suitable for her, and she decided to become a nun, and it didn't matter if she didn't marry for the rest of her life.

At that time, I felt that she had found her own demon direction at a young age, which was simply gratifying and very happy.

I especially admire her. And she had a great influence on me. It can even be said that she started my first step in shaping my own demon concept. I still remember how I empathized with her joy of stability after finding the direction of her life, as well as the excitement and uncontrollable excitement of opening a new chapter of demon life. I thought that was the ultimate happiness of demon beings.

So much so that when I heard their "Four Great Joys of Life" in the world, that is, the so-called "long drought and rain, knowing from a foreign land, flowers and candles in the cave house, and the title of the gold list", I felt that it was nothing more than that, and it was no happier than my friend who found the direction of the demon at a young age.

I think that even when I ran away from home at the age of 600, there was a profound impact on that friend and that event.

Unfortunately, that friend quickly fell in love, and it was my sister who introduced her to her. My sister is very boring, she likes to look at those little white papers that have never been in love, and when she faces a suitor, she blushes and her heart beats, and she is at a loss. I think she's psychopathic and wants to have fun destroying other people's high-class pursuits. She ruined my friend's tall image in my heart, so I hated her so much. But my sister said that I was fake Qinggao, and said that I just didn't meet it, and if I really ran into it one day, I wouldn't be hard-mouthed.

I scoffed at her words at the time, but I didn't expect to really run into sunspots later, and I couldn't stop it.

But even so, I still feel sorry for that friend. But I also know that although my sister is in trouble, it is her own choice after all, and I have to respect her, because she is my friend.

It's just that after a long time, I suddenly heard the Jade Emperor Lao'er say that nuns can also get married, and I couldn't help it, I was wronged for my friend, she can obviously have both ideals and love. If she had known this earlier, she wouldn't have felt guilty about me; And I don't always look at her with regretful eyes, so that I finally lost this friend.

Friends are priceless treasures that you didn't know in childhood, with infinite power and indestructible; The only weakness is that I can't stand the torment of time, I grow up all the way and lose all the way, and in the end there are not a few left.

At this moment, I miss the one I lost so much that I can't hear what the Jade Emperor says to me, but just write to my friend in my heart and tell her what I have gained today.

In front of the Jade Emperor, I couldn't take out a pen and paper to write, I could only remember it in my head. But my thoughts were fluttering, and so many words poured out at once, and I almost didn't have time to remember. Along with those words, there were a lot of things we played together when we were kids. The pictures were yellowed, but she didn't, she was still the small, beautiful red-crowned crane, with a red head, grabbing grass seeds from me to eat.

I was almost crying, and the words that I could barely remember were washed away by the tears in my head. I don't think I've been able to write this letter yet. She is my friend, but she belongs to the friend of the child of Ten Thousand Demon Mountain who admired her for finding the direction of the demon life hundreds of years ago; It's not at this moment, a friend who is more than six hundred years old and is entangled for the mortal sunspot. We have all grown up, we are separated, and we are no longer the children who used to grab grass seeds together to eat.

Even though I am incomparably and will always miss her.

Then I realized that I didn't want to be separated from Kuroko like this, and I didn't want him to cry hundreds of years later. I have to do something to stop the crazy idea of the Jade Emperor.