That night caused unprecedented damage to the young minds of Song Zihao's classmates who only watched domestic animation, and a certain decided to give him Amway a healing work called "Chopping the Red Pupil" in order to soothe Song Zihao's injured heart, but when he was about to sleep, Luo Yuming remembered that the masterpiece would not be available in a few years.

In fact, the appearance of Song Zihao has largely solved an urgent need for Luo Yuming, at the beginning of this year, he found that his sister Luo Yuxin was better than many female college students in terms of development. However, because the whole family ignored the problem of avoiding suspicion between men and women because of Luo Yuming's appearance. But Comrade Luo didn't ignore this problem, which caused Luo Yuxin to blush because of the soft sense of oppression every time Luo Yuxin hugged him now. And in the summer, a bigger problem appeared, Luo Yuxin was not dressed at home, but for Luo Yuming, who was over thirty years old, it was definitely immoral.

Therefore, Song Zihao's arrival largely stopped Luo Yuxin's classmates from becoming more and more unscrupulous, and Luo Yuming, who was about to sleep after watching the sixth episode, confidently believed that he would not be attacked by Luo Yuxin at night in the future.

But when he woke up the next day, he found himself sleeping in Luo Yuxin's room... Looking at Luo Yuxin, who was sleeping next to him, Luo Yuming didn't get used to her and woke her up on the spot:

"How do I sleep here? Say! If you don't say anything, I'll spank your ass! ”

Luo Yuxin: "Ah~ I saw the little guest sleeping there yesterday, so I'm embarrassed to hug you, but I can't sleep if I don't hug you~"

Luo Yuming: "So? ”

Luo Yuxin: "So I hugged you over, ah~ You are soft~ fragrant~ I really can't stand it~" Luo Yuxin said while hugging him tighter.

Luo Yuming: "Go away!" Can you wear more to harass me next time! Wrong! Can you not harass me! When boys grow up, they will have a physiological reaction! ”

Luo Yuxin: "Ah~ Don't say that kind of thing, it looks like you're going to have a virgin girlfriend in the future~"

Luo Yuming: "Nonsense! I'm going to have a virgin girlfriend in the future! ”

Luo Yuxin: "I don't allow it!" ”

After pulling the calf for a while, Luo Yuming decided to stop this meaningless entanglement. He broke free from Luo Yuxin's embrace to wake up the sleeping Song Zihao, and after the two finished breakfast, they got into Luo's mother's car to prepare for school.

Elementary school starts at half past seven, but in order to avoid the rush of people, Luo Yuming and Song Zihao made an appointment to go out from home at six o'clock.

After arriving at the classroom, Song Zihao bored and flipped through the textbook, while Luo Yuming turned on the air conditioner and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took, Song Zihao gently touched Luo Yuming and said, "Don't sleep, the teacher is going to collect homework." ”

Meng Xin: "Students in the first row, please help the teacher collect their homework." ”

After the homework was finished, a girl sitting in the front row asked the teacher, "Teacher, the last question of yesterday's homework was so difficult, I couldn't do it." I also asked my parents, and they wouldn't. ”

Before the words fell, many students also echoed.

And Meng Xin smiled and said: "Okay students, the question I came out yesterday is an Olympiad math question, you won't be very normal." The teacher just wants to see if there is a person in the class who is very talented in mathematics, and I need this kind of person to be the president of our class, so that he will not delay his own learning, but also play a guiding role for other students. ”

Hearing this, Luo Yuming secretly shouted: Damn! Let this man with glasses pose a piece!

After a while, Meng Xin excitedly shouted: "Classmate Luo Yuming! Song Zihao! Are you willing to serve as a class leader? ”

Luo Yuming stood up and said, "I'm sorry Teacher Meng, my body is very weak and I can't be qualified for the position of class leader." ”

Meng Xin: "Okay then, what about you Song Zihao?" ”

Song Zihao: "Teacher, I have to take care of Luo Yuming, it's hard to help." ”

Meng Xin: "Okay, then if anyone is interested in being a class cadre, they can come to me after class, and the two of you can sit down first." ”

After the two of them sat down, Luo Yuming asked Song Zihao in a low voice: "Why don't you be a class cadre." ”

Song Zihao: "I feel that it should be too troublesome to play that game, and I will lose a lot of time to play with you." ”

Luo Yuming: "Heh, you are real, this has not changed." ”

Song Zihao: "Whatever, eh, guess who will go to the teacher after class?" ”

Luo Yuming: "Cut, who else can there be, it must be the Zhenzhenbei who speaks loudly." ”

Song Zihao: "Hehe, I guess too." ”

Sure enough, as soon as the class started, Wang Zhenzhen ran to Meng Xin to lick the dog. After a while, Meng Xin, a young teacher who was born in a professional class and had only read a few books on education chicken soup, took the bait. After that, everything became logical, and Wang Zhenzhen became the class leader of the fifth class in the name of "making contributions". And at the same time that he became the squad leader, some rumors also quietly spread:

"You know what? I once saw her take off her mask and half of her face was covered with disgusting birthmarks and pus! ”

"Did you hear that? The ugly monster in Class 5 has an infectious disease, and his face is rotten. ”

"She's a broom star, and his parents are all dead."

"Cut, no matter how good the study is, there is no class in that person's heart! Selfish, that Song Zihao is not a good thing. ”

So under these unreasonable suspicions, Luo Yuming was soon isolated by all his classmates except Song Zihao, he was a freak destined to be isolated.

But Luo Yuming doesn't care about this, on the contrary, he thinks that the more out of place he is in the eyes of others, the safer he is. It's just that he feels a little sorry for Song Zihao, he knows that at most a week, the isolation of words will turn into bullying in action.

And things were as Luo Yuming expected, and within a few days, Luo Yuming got into trouble because he was praised for answering Teacher Hao Meng's questions. Seeing Luo Yuming being praised by his favorite teacher Hao Meng, the angry Wang Zhenzhen ordered his younger brother to throw away Luo Yuming and Song Zihao's textbooks while they were both away. Because Song Zihao and Luo Yuming were inseparable, Wang Zhenzhen's private armed men found an opportunity to sabotage at the end of the third period.

In fact, in order to please the eldest brother Wang Zhenzhen, Wang Zhenzhen's pony boy planned to throw the schoolbag down, but a certain unlucky guy almost got electrocuted and incontinent as soon as he touched Luo Yuming's schoolbag (Luo Yuming's reflection on the last painting throwing incident). Wang Zhenzhen was even more furious after learning that Luo Yuming, who was trampled under his feet, dared to resist, and immediately organized a large group of people to talk about "reasoning" with Luo Yuming and the two of them during the lunch break.

When the class was restarted, Luo Yuming and Song Zihao found that their textbooks were thrown downstairs.

In class, Luo Yuming said to Song Zihao with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, I've bothered you." ”

Song Zihao: "What's so sorry about this, I can learn it without textbooks." ”

Luo Yuming: "Well, don't worry, I've never been one to sit still, I'll come up with a plan to fight back." ”

Song Zihao: "Hmm. ”

After class, most of the students went to the cafeteria to eat, and Luo Yuming couldn't even go to the toilet in school, so he couldn't eat, and Song Zihao usually solved it in the classroom through the lunch box made by Luo's mother. But this time during the lunch break, Wang Zhenzhen and more than a dozen younger brothers did not go to dinner, and they all came over with rough homemade weapons with bad intentions. Seeing this, Song Zihao hurriedly stood up and protected Luo Yuming behind him like a wall.

Song Zihao: "What do you want to do?" ”

Wang Zhenzhen: "My brother let you be electrified." ”

Song Zihao: "He deserves it."

Wang Zhenzhen: "Fuck off, it's over with 200 yuan tomorrow, and then if you two want to go to school in the future, pay me 100 yuan every week."

Song Zihao: "Then what if we don't?"

Wang Zhenzhen: "From now on, I will see you beat you once!"

After that, Wang Zhenzhen let a few goods roar and rush over, but before he could get close, Luo Yuming, who was hiding behind Song Zihao, was fascinated by "sleeping black tea". This sudden blow caught Wang Zhenzhen and the others off guard, and the two sides began a confrontation.

Luo Yuming: "Don't think that the two of us are so easy to bully." With that, he took out the pepper spray given by Luo's father. And Song Zihao on the side also asked in a low voice: "Do you have any other treasures?" Get me one too. ”

Luo Yuming: "You take this first, and I'll give you the combination stick and the schoolbag shield."

Song Zihao: "Oh."

After that, Luo Yuming opened the compression button of the schoolbag, and Luo Yuming's schoolbag instantly flattened into a shield. He handed the shield and the combination stick to Song Zihao and said:

"It's all electrified, you can just mess around when you start fighting."

"Okay."

At this time, Wang Zhenzhen, who was difficult to ride a tiger, said to his subordinates: "Pretend to be a ghost!" There are so many of us, let's kill them! ”

Immediately after that, Wang Zhenzhen's remaining subordinates rushed over with a water pipe brainless pig, but before Luo Yuming could say anything, Song Zihao attacked directly, and because Song Zihao blocked the shooting boundary, Luo Yuming was also at a loss for a while. But what he didn't expect was that Song Zihao was so fierce after he had a weapon, and he didn't lose the wind when he fought with a few people in this small space!

Song Zihao's style of play has a routine, and Luo Yuming is very familiar with this routine - primary baton shield technique!

He first closed his shield to fend off the opponent's attack, and then opened it again after the opponent lost his strength, and slashed the combination stick in his right hand from the top right to the bottom left. Then he closed his shield sideways, and when the shield opened again, he slammed his ankle, swept the guy down, and then used the lower end of his shield to run down the chin of another guy who rushed up. Although the movements are not very standard, after a few sets of actions, Wang Zhenzhen's shrimp soldiers and crab generals who either look malnourished or look overnourished have all given up resistance.

After the end, Song Zihao took the electric baton and said to Wang Zhenzhen:

"Don't think that we are so easy to bully, we don't provoke you, and you don't provoke us!"

And Wang Zhenzhen, who was frightened stupidly, decisively gave up the few stunned subordinates, ran away with his own people in embarrassment, and said with a lot of momentum when he left:

"You wait for me! I'll let my big brother hack you to death. ”

Looking at Wang Zhenzhen, who fled in the wilderness, Luo Yuming gave Song Zihao a thumbs up:

"You're going to with batons and shields!"

"Hehe, I saw my dad stealing it when he was training recruits."

"Ha, I'll give you that bag and a combination stick in the future. You need to protect me. ”

"Hehe, don't worry."

After that, Luo Yuming took out the antidote to the sleeping black tea and sniffed it on the fainting guys, these guys would almost wake up before the first class in the afternoon, but their heads would definitely hurt for an afternoon.

After the two returned to their seats, Luo Yuming said to Song Zihao, who was eating bread:

"This schoolbag, you can improve it a little more, assuming that it is bladed all around, you can directly open half of their faces."

Song Zihao: "Wow! It's too bloody, I'm going to get caught by the police. ”

Luo Yuming: "Hehe, I'm kidding you." No matter how much they are on the other side, they are all little kids, and no matter how you say it this time, it will scare them, and no one will dare to bully the two of us in the future. ”

Song Zihao: "Uh-huh"

But it turns out that Luo Yuming thinks too much.