After opening the door, Luo Yuming skillfully took off his boots, and Song Zihao also followed him into the door and bowed his head to take off his shoes. And when he raised his head again, he was stunned:

Song Zihao: "You look so beautiful!" ”

Luo Yuming: "Oh hehe~ hehehe~ I know." Don't be stingy with your compliments! Oh hehe~hehehe~"

At this time, Luo Mu walked in and said, "That Zihao, are you sleeping in the same room with Yuming for a while?" ”

Song Zihao: "What? Aunt Liu, Yuming is a girl, which is not good. ”

Luo Mu: "Poof~ Yuming, didn't you tell him." ”

Luo Yuming: "Eh, I forgot." ”

After that, Luo Yuming stroked his hair and said cheaply: "Actually, people are boys~"

Song Zihao: "Huh?! ”

To be reasonable, if it weren't for Luo's mother here, Comrade Luo would have lifted her skirt by now. At this time, Song Zihao didn't seem to have recovered from the shock. After a long time, he muttered to Luo Yuming: "Then you are so beautiful, why do you still block your face?" ”

Luo Yuming: "It's a long story, let's go into the house first." By the way, what game do you want to play? My family just bought the latest PS3. ”

Song Zihao: "Huh? Whatever, but I don't know how to play yet. ”

Luo Yuming: "It's okay, I'll teach you, you don't have 3D vertigo." ”

Song Zihao: "What is 3D vertigo? ”

Luo Yuming: "Does it feel uncomfortable to play first-person games?" ”

Song Zihao: "Probably not, I used my mother's computer to play CS." ”

Luo Yuming: "Then it's no problem, let's fight this, this is a double, and it's very simple, you just follow me behind to pick up trees and stones." And you can play this while chatting. ”

Song Zihao: "Okay. ”

Luo Yuming: "Okay, let's open a new file." ”

And just as they loaded the game screen, Luo's mother told them a few words and went out to buy groceries.

After Luo's mother left, Luo Yuming explained to Song Zihao.

Luo Yuming: "Do you know what a past life is?"

Song Zihao: "I know."

Luo Yuming: "Then do you believe that there is a past life?"

Song Zihao: "Then I don't know about this." Huh? How did I lose my blood? ”

Luo Yuming: "Huh? Let me be well. It seems that there are skeletons shooting you in the woods, so let's get more things first, and then dig a pit and bury ourselves before dark. ”

Song Zihao: "Oh, yes, huh? Why did you die early? ”

Luo Yuming: "Because I still keep the memory of my past life."

Song Zihao: "Impossible!"

Luo Yuming: "Cut, lie to you as a puppy." So why do you think I know you? Do you know your dad? Do you still know that there will be an anti-bullying law in 13 years? That's because in their previous lives, they were brothers who played with their lives together. ”

Song Zihao: "Wow, even if you say that, all this is too."

Luo Yuming: "If you don't believe it, I can prove it to you." Your father's name is Song Jian, your mother's name is Zhang Xiaoli, and your grandfather's name is Song Hongbin. ”

Song Zihao: "Huh? How can you know my grandfather's name? I never said wow. ”

Luo Yuming: "You told me in your last life~ I just didn't expect you to be well-behaved when you were a child." You know, when the two of us fought in the last life, sixty percent of the bad moves were made by you! ”

Song Zihao: "Am I despicable?"

Luo Yuming: "Trick the Indian soldiers who believe in *** to eat pork and incite mutiny, blackmail the rich in the occupied areas to shoot and kill traffic actors, kidnap primary school students and coerce the Kuomintang reactionary ** officials, those bad things are all your bad moves!" (Actually, these things were all Luo Yuming's idea.) ）”

Song Zihao: "It sounds like I'm a bad person."

Luo Yuming: "That's not it, you are my savior."

Song Zihao: "Oh, then I believe it now, but I envy you, if you retain the memory of your previous life, it must be easy to learn."

Luo Yuming: "Bah, I died tragically." It's a small thing to be so boring in class. The problem is that I have a big catastrophe in front of me right now. ”

Song Zihao: "The catastrophe? What catastrophe? ”

Luo Yuming: "Hehe, brother asks you, is my brother good-looking?"

Song Zihao: "It's good-looking, it's really good-looking." Huh? Then you are so good-looking, why do you wear such a toy suit? ”

Luo Yuming: "Listen to me, the so-called red face since ancient times is so thin~ All kinds of beauties throughout the ages cannot escape the fate of the fragrance and jade."

Song Zihao: "Speak human words."

Luo Yuming: "I'm afraid of being pressed to the ground and dying by the sun."

Song Zihao: "Huh? Do not understand. ”

Luo Yuming: "That's it, after I was reincarnated, a great immortal said that I had a catastrophe in my life and would be arrested and done."

bq。 ”

Song Zihao: "

bq？ That's what to do. ”

Luo Yuming: "Although there is no clean network action now, many websites that start with ruthlessness and every day have not been blocked. And the grass pomegranate, Bayi Street and the like are still alive, but it must be a very sinful thing to take a six-year-old child to watch a fast broadcast. ”

Song Zihao: "What kind of mess is this?"

Luo Yuming: "Anyway, I was caught by the bad guys."

BQ is pressed under dozens of older versions of Wang Zhenzhen to do inter-thigh friction. ”

Song Zihao: "Is that what it means to be caught and spanked?"

Luo Yuming: "It's worse than that!" I'm going to be used by a bunch of people to vent my lust! I'm going to be played until it's bad! You might even have your hands and feet chopped off! Throw it in the toilet as a toilet!" (The above imagination comes from the book that Comrade Luo Yuming reads...) ）

Song Zihao: "No! Find the police! Aren't my dad and your dad both cops? ”

Luo Yuming: "Let me ask you, is late justice still justice?" It took a lot of effort to get a corpse, so do these things still make sense to the victim? ”

Song Zihao: "Then I will protect you too!"

Luo Yuming: "Baby, I believe you have this determination, but we are only six years old, and we don't have that ability for the time being." (What a familiar conversation~)

Song Zihao: "Then you can't sit still."

Luo Yuming: "Of course not! So now I have to try to protect myself and hide myself before I gain the ability to protect myself. ”

Song Zihao: "Oh, no wonder you have to wear that thing, okay, I'll help you!"

Luo Yuming: "Uh-huh! Good brothers! Huh? Patronizing and bragging B, they are all starving to death, so make up for the meat first. ”

Song Zihao: "Aliri~ Mine is almost boring."

And before you know it, the afternoon has passed. At five o'clock in the evening, Luo's father also led Luo Yuxin, who had just entered the first year of junior high school, home, and Luo Yuxin quickly became acquainted with Song Zihao after talking for a while.

After the meal, Luo Yuming just touched the handle of the game console and was taught by the righteous and awe-inspiring classmate Song Zihao:

"We still have homework for today."

"Huh? If you don't say it, I'll forget. ”

"Anyway, let's write the homework first, today the teacher left a copy, about a hundred words, and then ten math problems."

"Oh, I'm Kangkang. Well, let's go play after writing it. ”

After about five minutes, Luo Yuming finished his homework. After that, he waited for Song Zihao on the side, but he couldn't wait left and right. Comrade Luo, who was a little impatient, leaned over and asked:

"Why aren't you done yet?"

Song Zihao: "The last question is so difficult."

Luo Yuming: "Ah~ that question." I'll teach you, but this teacher is really good, what kind of application problems for first-grade elementary school students? ”

A few minutes later, Luo Yuming finished explaining to Song Zihao, and after completing their homework, they decided to watch cartoons for a while.

After Luo Yuming turned on the computer, he said to Song Zihao with a "smile":

"Do you want to see the magical girl Madoka ~ The latest healing fan, the painting style is sweet, suitable for children to watch~"