Chapter 17 17 The Third Frame
When it comes to my aunt, I think of how Jiuli was forced to self-destruct by Heavenly Court, so I felt that Taishang Laojun's gang was very boring, just like mad dogs, they couldn't get rid of it if they were provoked, they didn't die, and they were very troublesome.
Obviously, they provoked our demon world first!
I crossed my waist and scolded Taishang Laojun: "Don't argue with the court, and don't bully the two of them mortals, I dare to be a little monster, what do you want to do, just come at me!" I also made it clear to you that I stole Dan, which does not mean that I am a mortal or a mortal, it is purely my personal behavior. If you want to say why, who made you burn my grandmother and boil my father back then......"
Before I finished speaking, the old fairy yelled at me: "Luang, don't turn over old accounts!" ”
Since I met him in Tangting Mountain, the old fairy has never spoken to me so fiercely, and in front of so many people. I couldn't hold it on my face, and I felt aggrieved in my heart, so I immediately retorted: "Why can't you turn over old accounts? If they don't turn over the old accounts, the old witch won't die! ”
Speaking of this, I immediately became angry: "Guanyin Niangniang has told me that when the demon world was restored, the people of Heavenly Court were not angry, and they had to kill Jiuli to relieve their anger!" Pity her for being a weak woman, alone, bullied by such a large group of old men, helpless, so she had to hide in the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin Niangniang. But these old men, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, did not dare to provoke Guanyin Niangniang, so they threatened to send a thunder from the sky and split the Tangting Mountain! ”
The old guys present all sat firmly, but when the children heard this, they all gasped, it seems that the younger generation didn't know about the fact that Tianting used Tangting Mountain to threaten Jiuli back then.
I shook my head and sighed, and said bitterly, "Listen, is this something that the gods have done?" You know, on Tangting Mountain, in addition to my aunt and Tangtingjun, there are many flowers and plants, elephants and little squirrels, as well as so many cute and kind little fairies and little fairies. ”
I said this to the fairies and fairies present, to enhance their sense of substitution as much as possible and arouse their empathy. For this reason, I did not hesitate to replace the "they" in the description with "you", and said very sadly:
"But these old men in Heavenly Court want to chop you to death!"
Seeing that everyone was gasping again, I was satisfied, but instead of showing it, I pretended to wipe my tears and whispered: "This kind of thing, even our most ferocious monster can't do it, but the highly respected immortals in the heavenly court are actually ......"
The old fairy couldn't listen to it and wanted to stop me, so I quickly looked up at him and said sincerely: "I know, Jiuli she likes you so much, even if she dies for you, she won't blink an eye!" Don't talk about you, even the grass and trees in the Tangting Mountain, she can't love it, the so-called love house and Wuma! ”
The old fairy shook her head when she heard this, but behind him, Dongshan Jun was holding back a smile, and the old fairy's eyes were about to roll over her head.
I ignored them and continued: "Just because my aunt likes you and is reluctant to be implicated by Tangting Mountain, I was forced to leave the Purple Bamboo Forest and return to Tangting Mountain, and finally ended up in a disillusioned end......
I've said the word "soul scattered" many times, and I've long been numb. In fact, this kind of word is terrifying, as a small flower that grows up in peacetime, I don't know how to die. In comparison, the old witch's soul is scattered, far less than the damage caused by me cutting down the red fruit tree by mistake and letting go of the sunspot, and even, it is not as sad as the old fairy who murdered me.
The old fairy has never murdered me.
Even if I was framed by the old fairy and tried to fight him to the death, he just snatched my six-hairpin and never threw his face at me from beginning to end. Although after that, he grabbed my wings and didn't let me leave the temple. But other than that, they were all very nice to me, responsive, and indulgent.
Now the sunspot doesn't belong to me, and even the old fairy is fierce to me. I feel very wronged, I am thousands of miles away from home, thousands of miles to join him, but ...... Forget it, after this fight, I don't plan to go back to Tangting Mountain.
I opened up the fight and wanted to fight with the Tushi Palace.
But Taishang Laojun said in a weird manner: "Tang Tingjun, after saying that you are not to blame, how can you take this little girl to make such a fuss at my Doudan banquet in front of so many old friends." Could it be that the court is not satisfied with the results of the year and wants to overturn it and start over? ”
Before the old fairy could speak, I grabbed my head again and said, "Can't you?" The old witch couldn't beat you back then, but I can't beat you either! ”
I'm arrogant when I say this, but isn't fighting just a fight? If I don't fight, I just say that I can't beat him, and I have to go back to my own house to find my own mother, then what's the point? Since the little monster I came with a revenge to find fault, it's not good to retreat before fighting, no matter if he fights, he can't beat it, and the cowhide will blow down first! In case Taishang Laojun sees that I am so sure and doesn't dare to do anything with me, then wouldn't I be a soldier who surrenders without a fight? Ha!
Even if you can't beat it, the worst thing is just a soul scattered, as if there is no precedent for this family!
When the old gods here saw that I was so right-minded, they thought that I might really have two brushes, and they both wanted to see us fight. But they are very high-level, and they are not good at coaxing like children, so they have to pretend to persuade us, saying that the little girl doesn't know the height of the sky, and let Tang Tingjun take it back to repair it, there is no need to let Lao Jun do it, first, it is not good-looking to bully the juniors, and secondly, it is not good to explain to the demon world if he is really killed.
Listen, is this an exhortation?
It's clearly to provoke me to continue provoking!
I lived up to expectations, and said a lot of disrespectful things, and finally got so angry that the old fairy waved his hand, sealed my mouth, and pressed my wings, making me like a zombie man, I could only jump and jump, but I couldn't speak, and I couldn't scold people.
Taishang Laojun saw that Lao Xian'er finally made a move, so he smiled sinisterly and said: "Tang Tingjun is an understanding person, and I am not confused. Originally, the children were messing around, and I didn't care about it, but she picked that this day was not good, there were many children present, and it would be bad if she took them badly. So I propose that my apprentice fight her, and if she wins, I will not care a finger of her; But if she loses......"
Taishang Laojun is very good at directing, and he is very good at selling guanzi, so he deliberately stopped and didn't say anything.
The audience couldn't sit still and asked, "What if you lose?" ”
"Lose," Taishang Laojun looked at me and smiled, "Then move two fingers." ”
What did he say to make people's hearts furious, what does it mean to move two fingers? Did he move two fingers? Or do I move two fingers? I didn't understand, I just felt that the two blackened fingers were named, and they beat uneasily.
I raised my hand and wanted to ask Taishang Laojun to explain, but I saw the golden-winged bird jump out, pointed at me and said:
"Little monster, it's up to the master to fight you! If you don't cry today, my father will call my mother, I will have your surname! ”
I thought to myself, this stupid bird was really stupid by me. It's only been a day, and I forgot who crippled my legs and who cut off my wings? I didn't tell the truth in front of everyone yesterday, but I saved him face. This stupid boy, is it possible to lose again and throw people back openly?
Before I could protest, the old fairy agreed on my behalf, and he said that since I had been sealed with mana, for the sake of fairness, the goldfinch could not be manifested and could not use mana.
The gods fight, and they don't even let people use mana - this old fairy is really amazing!
But I didn't expect that the old immortals here were tired of watching the gods fight, but they were looking forward to the fist and foot competition even more, so they raised their hands in favor of the old fairy's proposal. Taishang Laojun saw that everyone agreed, so he had no choice but to respond. So, I fought with Goldfinch with my bare hands, just like that.
The two of us, a monster and a fairy, have never practiced fist and foot kung fu, so although it is a competition, it is actually all nonsense, you grab my hair, I pull your ears, it's so barbaric!
But in comparison, when I was in the human world, I used to do a lot of ugly things that used mana to fight with mortals. The one that was named by the old fairy in Qingshan Town is very classic. There were three boys on the other side, I was just a girl, they beat me, I beat them, although in the end I lost, but I didn't let them win much. Anyway, what I mean by this is that even if I don't have mana and just be an ordinary mortal girl, I can be a ruthless person.
What's more, there is a goldfinch now!
Seeing that the golden-winged bird couldn't win me, Taishang Laojun made it bad, flicked an orchid finger, and flicked it to the sunspot-hey, and saw a golden light flying towards him, I don't know what the hell it is. But I knew that it was definitely not a good ghost, so I was in a hurry, and I was about to go over to save people.
The goldfinch was scratching its head by me, and suddenly saw that I was selling him such a big flaw, and immediately seized the opportunity to pounce on me.
Taishang Laojun sneered, withdrew his hand and dusted off the non-existent dust on his body, and the golden light disappeared. So I immediately knew that I was yin by him, but the center of gravity was already on the side of the sunspot, and I couldn't turn around anyway, so I was helpless, and I was thrown to the ground by the goldwing. The ghost sent a god, one hand was cushioned under him, and with a bang, two blackened fingers were broken!
I immediately shrunk into a ball of pain and broke out in a cold sweat.
The old fairy drew something on me, saying that it was a pain reliever, but it was useless. I knew that it must be the hands and feet of Taishang Laojun, so I glared at him viciously. As a result, I heard the old guy say: "These two fingers are a punishment for you, as long as you don't step into the Tushi Palace, this spell will be ineffective against you." ”
He said to the old fairy: "Tang Tingjun, I didn't break my promise." ”
The old fairy didn't speak, picked me up horizontally, and flew out of the Tushi Palace. The old fairy immediately followed. Dongshanjun also theorized something with the other party, but he quickly followed.
Only Kuroko, affectionate and infinitely affectionate, looked at his sister with affection, completely unaware that I was injured because of him.
I felt sad, crying in the arms of the old fairy, crying while crying: probably love, is something that will make people sad.