Hawthorn Pill won the other Dan Beasts, and Tangting Mountain was naturally the champion of this Dou Dan Banquet.

Taishang Laojun congratulated Lao Xian'er, and asked him to say his acceptance speech, and Lao Xian'er said that Dan was made by me, so he gave me this opportunity. In fact, looking at the character of the old fairy, I also know that he is not the icing on the cake, even if Dan is not made by me, he will let me say it on his behalf. I'm happy to do this kind of thing, but when I got up, I was too excited, and I glared at Taishang Laojun, and I forgot the words for a while, and I didn't know what to say.

Dongshanjun took the lead in applauding and arched the field hot.

I have a lot of face, I am in a good mood to fly, and I will naturally not care about such a trivial matter as glaring at Taishang Laojun. Otherwise, according to my character, I must be showing off my might, greatly praising myself and belittling his old man. Words like the heart eye is smaller than the eye of a needle, and the temper is worse than a hernia, it is simply a queue in the throat, waiting to come out. But when I thought that I was here on behalf of Tangting Mountain this time, I felt that it was better to follow their fairy routines, and not to be too bad, after all, the image of the old fairy has always been good.

I cleared my throat and pretended to be modest and said, "Our Dan just did it casually, the first time, it was not good, please forgive me." ”

The gods are too old to smile beautifully. Only Dongshanjun has a bright face and a bad face, I don't know if I said something wrong.

But he has never been very serious, so I ignored him and continued: "Because the red fruit trees in Tangting Mountain were cut down, and the fruits were trampled on by the golden-winged birds, this time, I had to borrow some from Dongshanjun. ”

When Dongshan-kun heard me mention him, he was very excited, and he raised the Dongshan brew in his hand high.

I continued: "Although the hawthorn used is old goods that have been stored for hundreds of years, and they have been soaked in Dongshan brew, and the taste is not very good, but fortunately, it is ......."

I looked at the gradually stern faces of the old immortals, and changed my words: "It shouldn't be diarrhea, you can eat boldly with confidence." ”

Dongshanjun was very unhappy when he saw me say bad things about him, so he immediately stopped laughing, and turned his face faster than turning a book. But the old immortals looked at me very seriously, probably thinking that I was very honest and had something to say, so they were all looking forward to what I would say next.

But they didn't know that such a simple speech could make me choke enough. I thought about it for a while, but I still couldn't make up anything, so I had to add: "If anyone here has a bad stomach, I suggest eating less, it's safer." But if the stomach is not constipated, then you can eat a little more, and the effect should be good. ”

Speaking of constipation, I immediately thought of Tangting Mountain, thought of the constipated little fairy, and felt that no matter what, today's Dan, we must leave some for him. After all, if you can't get the moon first, don't even be able to touch the light, then it's too much to bully your own people. In this respect, I consider myself much kinder than the old fairy.

My speech was over, and the old immortals were still looking at me, as if they were still unfinished and wanted to listen again. But I really couldn't make it up, so I had to say seriously: "It's over." Then he took the lead in applauding, which was a successful conclusion.

But the applause at the scene was sparse, and I didn't know what it meant.

I asked Tang Tingjun uneasily, did I say it badly? Dongshanjun rolled my eyes, but Tang Tingjun smiled at me and said it was very good. I was relieved, thinking that maybe everyone was immersed in my sincere speech, and they didn't come back to their senses for a while, so they were very champion and forgave them.

I'm done, and I'm going to sit down. But Taishang Laojun pulled me and didn't let me sit, saying that he had made a special gift for the guests of this Doudan banquet, and he wanted to borrow the lucky hand of me, the champion, and send it to everyone. I was ignorant, and I felt that such a dignified thing would be sent as soon as I sent it.

Then the souvenir came up, but it turned out to be a pill of elixir, the kind that had just been baked.

The goldfinch held the plate and asked me to go down one by one. I muttered: This Dan is going to be imported, can't people take it themselves? Why should I send them, I didn't wash my hands in the morning.

But the goldfinch didn't listen, and insisted that I go one by one. There were so many people watching at the scene, and as a champion, I couldn't help but give him this face, so although I was reluctant, I still forced a smile and went with him to make a Dan.

Then, I found that this pill was a little familiar, and the taste was also a little familiar, and then I remembered that this was the kind I stole from Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace when I arrived at Tushi Palace on the first day!

When I found this, I began to feel weak, my palms were sweaty, and I didn't dare to show the goldfinch bird, so I had to secretly rub it on my clothes. But when I was turned into a wooden pier by Taishang Laojun before, I was stepped on by the soles of Lao Duo's shoes, and my clothes were full of mud, and it was not obvious to look at it. The old immortals in the back, seeing me handing them Dan with such a hand, were very hesitant to make a move, and they didn't look very wanted. But they thought that after all, this was a gift from Taishang Laojun, and it was not to lose my face, but not to give Laojun face, so they had no choice but to reluctantly take it - but I knew that they would definitely not eat it.

In the end, despite all my prayers, the biggest problem came.

I really didn't expect that Taishang Laojun and his old man's alchemy would be supplied according to the quantity, and there were not many of them. I stole a few of them quietly, and now I press people's hair on the spot, isn't that enough?

I said to myself in my heart to hold on, Dan is not ashamed enough to be in the Tushi Palace, but it has nothing to do with our Tangting Mountain, and it has nothing to do with me, a cute and kind little monster who helps everyone make Dan!

But Taishang Laojun came up directly and grabbed my hand and said, "How can it be less, did you steal it?" ”

Before I could speak, he raised my hand high again, showed my blackened fingers to everyone, and said in a loud voice: "This is the trace left by my samadhi true fire, everyone can see clearly, it is not me who wronged this little monster, it is indeed she who sneaked into my pill room, injured my disciple, and stole my elixir!" ”

It dawned on me: it turned out that the old man had to ask me to make a pill, not to borrow the hand of a champion, but to let everyone see my black finger, so I couldn't deny it!

But the problem is, I didn't want to deny it in the first place. Dan was stolen by me, and from the very beginning, I wanted to avenge my father and deliberately give them a dismount. I didn't even think about hiding. Otherwise, I can't wrap my two fingers properly, and I will die to participate in some flying competition? Mentally retarded?

Seeing that I was silent, Taishang Laojun thought that I didn't dare to admit it, so he asked me viciously: "What else do you have to say?" ”

I didn't have anything to say, and obediently admitted: I sneaked into his Dan room, my disciple was injured by me, and the elixir was stolen by me.

Everyone didn't expect me to admit it so happily, and the little fairy boy who called out to confront me had just come up, and before he could point at me, he shouted in fear and anger: "It's her, it's this female devil who injured me and tied me up!" ”

Before the little fairy child could do these things, I admitted my mistake. He had nothing to do, so he was very aggrieved, looked at me unwillingly, and blamed me for stealing his show.

I'm also a little aggrieved: Admit your mistake obediently, is it okay?

Taishang Laojun asked me: "Where is the stolen Dan?" Hand it over! ”

I learned the lesson of the last time and deliberately said, "Eat it, you can't hand it over!" ”

Actually, I don't know if Dan was eaten or not, but after stealing them, I gave them all to Kuroko, and said that I would please him. As for whether he ate it...... Looking at the posture of him feeding his sister, it is most likely in the girl's belly. In this way, I am right.

Taishang Laojun was very angry and looked for the old fairy to theorize.

Lao Xian'er said: "The little nephew was offended first, and Lao Jun wanted to pay for the palace, so even if he spoke, I would bear it for her." ”

Wow! No wonder they all say that the dignified gentleman is charming! You see, if people don't open their mouths, they will think, but if they open their mouths, they are so amazing, they are simply capable of deducing the real pet child to heaven!

I was fascinated by what I heard, and if everyone hadn't looked at him dumbfounded, and looked at me dumbfounded, I wouldn't have reacted: the child who was so spoiled by the court was actually myself! I'm really ...... How can he de, how can he de? I could only clench my fists in my heart and thank the old witch heavily. At the same time, I thought that the old fairy was fortunate to have no children, otherwise she would have to be spoiled to become a tyrant of the Nine Heavens, and everyone would beat her, and she was nicknamed "deserved"!

Taishang Laojun didn't expect Lao Xian'er to be so excessive, he was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and he couldn't speak for a long time. finally relieved himself, and was about to have a seizure, when he heard a plop again, and the sunspot knelt down.

He almost threw himself to the ground, and the whole person lay on the ground, kowtowing while saying, "Please ask Grandpa Laojun to spare his life!" Your Dan is eaten by a villain, and it has nothing to do with the courtier! Ask Grandpa Lao Jun to spare his life! ”

The sick girl beside him also trembled and knelt down and kowtowed. She was already sick, she was thin and out of shape, there was only a handful of bones left in her body, she sat very reluctantly, and her kowtow was soft, like a puddle of soft mud. Scared this face again, the little face turned yellow and white, white and yellow, and there was almost no personal appearance.

To be honest, even a rival in love like me is very distressed to watch.

Because I was distressed, I had to talk nonsense: "Kuroko, Kuroko, you call me my aunt in the morning, and now you call me Grandpa Laojun, what does it mean?" Do you think that Taishang Laojun and his old man should be like me, calling Tang Tingjun uncle? ”

It's not funny at all when I say this, but I can't stand the low laughter everywhere. There are a few people in the seat, like scratching someone's flesh, the more serious the occasion, the more uncontrollable, desperately rolling their eyes and muttering that it is not solemn, but they still have to laugh.

The goldfinch saw that people were laughing at his teacher, pointed at me and said, "You ...... you."

I crossed my waist and replied to him: "What are you! At this age, do you have to tell my aunt to know? Dare to talk to your aunt like that, be careful that I spank you! ”