Early in the morning, I found Kuroko and returned his love sister to him. Kuroko was so happy that he was about to explode, and he knelt down on the spot to kowtow to me, and called my aunt and grandmother. I saw that the two of us were about to mess up, so I quickly slipped away.

When I saw them again, I was seriously at the Doudan banquet.

We have been living in Tushi Palace for three days, and we have been waiting for a long time, and we finally look forward to the Doudan banquet, and the mood is naturally very looking forward to it and very excited! Especially those of us juniors, who had never seen anything, ran around excitedly to tell each other, and turned around to see what kind of best pills each family had brought.

The goldfinch was full of people in our group of children, relying on the identity of the host, calling us back and forth, and saying for a while that it would not let us run around, which would disturb the order of the venue; For a while, he was more excited than us, shouting and shouting for us to come over and see the novel Shendansenmaru.

But to be honest, I looked around and thought it was nothing more than that. It's nothing more than red, green, yellow, and black pills, either with a tangy aroma or a strange smell. The efficacy is naturally blown to the sky, what words such as longevity and mana, whether it is or not, put it on first, anyway, it can't be tested for a while.

I got bored, so I sat back and drank. Yu Guang saw that Kuroko asked his lover for a bunch of Danlai, and he didn't care if it was right or wrong, he fed her all his stomach, and then poured water before and after the saddle, rubbed his shoulders, and asked for warmth. My nose is so sour, my whole body is sore, I keep souring out, don't go overboard, and I don't even want to look at an elixir.

The goldfinch is very cheap, since I beat it, the people have walked around me, but the people in front of them have to tease me. No, I'm sitting quietly drinking alone, and he has to come up and say cool things! Let's talk about how good other family pills are, and how strange my family pills are. Seeing that I didn't react, he turned the muzzle of the gun again, saying that the sunspot and his sister are really a match made in heaven, a good couple in the world, only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal!

I scolded him: "It's your business! ”

He said that I was stingy and discouraged, and boasted to me about how his teacher's soon-to-be-baked Dan was earth-shattering, unprecedented.

I asked him, "Can you cure your lameness?" ”

And his face turned pale, and he trembled.

I took advantage of the victory and pursued: "What about the broken wings?" ”

Now the goldfinch was completely mad, trembling like sifting chaff, and was speechless for a long time.

Reciting the family motto of mending the knife in time, I shook the "stuffy donkey" in my hand again, saying that your family is broken with wine, and there is no fart smell, so we have to come out to the banquet and have to travel thousands of miles to bring our own wine, which is really rude!

The goldfinch is not angry and wants to interject.

I also said, just because of the crippled hand of Chong Guifu, you can't even make a drink, what kind of panacea can you make? Don't brag about it, your face will be swollen for a while, and you won't recognize your mother when you go back.

The goldfinch bird's face turned red and white, and his eyes were full of tears, and he stretched out his hand and pointed at me for a long time, unable to say a word. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, continued to drink, and smacked my lips loudly. The goldfinch had no choice, stood for a long time, and finally died down and slipped away.

I've won all three of my fights, so I should be very proud. But when I raised the wine glass to look at Kuroko, I found that he had never glanced at me from beginning to end, and his eyes were full of his love for his sister, tenderness and sweetness, which was the kind of eyes that poked me the most. I suddenly felt a kick in my heart, unspeakably uncomfortable, and felt that life was gloomy and meaningless. No matter how much I drank, it didn't taste good, but it was the same as my evaluation of the Doushi Palace Immortal Brew:

It's boring, it's boring, it's not funny.

Life is so difficult that I really can't sit down, and I was about to get up and flee, but I was held down by Dongshan Jun and said that I was going to fight Dan. I'm puzzled, didn't they all compete just now, how do you have to fight?

When he was puzzled, the Dan on the table of each family flew up, turning into various divine beasts one by one, red, green, yellow, and black, either fragrant or strange. What's even more bizarre is that these monsters, who are either cute or vicious, are tense and ready to fight at any time!

This is to ...... Really?

I shook my head and couldn't believe it: Taishang Laojun's so-called Dou Dan is actually a genuine fight, and it is not mixed with any water!

Oh my God, where did you find these immortals, let's be a little literary and pay attention to some rhetorical metaphors, okay? No matter how bad it is, they are all old immortals who start tens of thousands of years old, can you not be so naïve? Don't be like the mortal little boy fighting cocks, the real fight? Don't you all want an image, don't you want an immortal? Are you sure that mortals will still build temples and statues for you, and offer incense to you?

I was very dumbfounded, but everyone here looked excited and scrappy, which was really unacceptable.

But after only a moment of mourning, I remembered that although everyone here is old and not serious, but the little monster I am a serious hawthorn pill! Now it's okay, how do you want me to fight them? Take hawthorn pills and throw them?

But the old fairy and Dongshan Jun were not panicked, and even the old fairy was confident.

I stared wide-eyed, and saw the old fairy pick up the hawthorn pill, blew it—as if it was stained with soil, and he wanted to blow it off, and then threw it upward, and the hawthorn pill turned into a small beast in the air - red head, red body, and red wings, very sharp teeth, very fierce eyes, and rushed to the battlefield with a scream!

I was dumbfounded.

And very unhappy: since there is such a fun spell, why don't you teach me? I have to "instruct" me to go up the mountain to pick some broken fruits, I am tired and bored, just to discourage my enthusiasm for learning! This kind of teaching level, I shook my head helplessly, no wonder there are old fairies like this on the mountain, rigid and useless! Hey, now that I think about it, I can't really blame them. If you don't teach, it's the teacher's fault!

After a sip of wine, the little monsters all appeared and started fighting.

The atmosphere at the scene was high, and the old immortals, who were originally highly respected and sitting upright, all stood up at this moment, rolled up their sleeves and picked up their long clothes, stepped on the mat with one foot, and stretched their necks to watch the little monsters fight! Shout cheers when you are stuck, say it's great if you win, and call it again if you lose points - that's called an investment. In the middle, I also heard an old fairy with an accent scolding his beard: "Kill that turtle grandson for me!" ”

To be honest, in a trance, I thought the old turtle was coming.

Seeing that the little monsters are fighting inseparably, how can we children still sit still? They all ran to the middle of the field and watched the battle at close range, and from time to time they were shouted by those old men: "Get out of the way!" "I'm just looking at me anyway, so I don't care about them! The others are similar to me, everyone is squeezing forward, chasing their own monsters, who cares about the old guys behind!

My hawthorn pill is not bad, fierce, and when I fight, I don't pay attention to the rules at all, and I go on a rampage! It's a bit like me. Later, I thought, this is what I did, isn't it weird that it doesn't look like me, right?

Moreover, there is a funny thing, just me make the hawthorn of the fairy pill, isn't it Dongshan-kun to make wine? When you make it into an immortal pill, it smells like a pungent smell of alcohol, right? Right now, turning into a fierce little monster, it is more like being fished out of a wine vat, and many Dan beasts that don't drink are so smoked that they don't drink retreat, and even they themselves are dizzy from time to time, and they hit the pillar in a daze!

It turns out that half of this cutie's fighting rampage style is because he is drunk!

Do you think it's fun? Hee-hee!

The golden-winged bird pulled the bias, who did our hawthorn pill fight with, he took a broken fan, snorted and fanned, and said that our pill pill was full of wine, and it was unfair to smoke people before he hit it. I believe he's a! This is the initial setting of our hawthorn pills, okay? Wine attack is its skill point.,If you have the ability, you can also add it!

The guy said he didn't listen, and he had to fan. I lost my temper and showed one of my wings, fanning him!

Then the strength was not controlled, and the room full of monsters was dizzy, and the father couldn't find the mother, and the father couldn't find the mother-in-law.

Taishang Laojun was angry at once, afraid that the two of us would ruin his flying race and then ruin his Doudan banquet, so he didn't say hello to Lao Xian'er, and with a sigh, he turned the two of us into two wooden piers, the kind that couldn't move.

I and the goldfinch want to cry without tears, and we have no mouth, and we can't speak; I don't have a neck yet, I can't raise my head, I can't see the little monsters fighting, and my eyes are full of scenery under the skirts of the old fairies!

The most hateful thing is that I don't know who started first, there are guys who don't have long eyes, in order to watch the little monsters fight, they actually use me as a tiptoe bench, and they are happy to step on it!

Seeing me being trampled, the Goldfinch laughed at first, happier than his dead mother, but he didn't expect retribution to come faster than his laugh - because he was bigger than me, and four or five feet fell on his head at the same time!

It's a delight! Happy!

Originally, the two of us were turned into this, and it was impossible to see the pomp and circumstance of Dou Dan again. But our hawthorn pill is very intimate, I don't know who kicked it, fell to the ground, and people who fell off were not in a hurry to return to the battlefield, but snoring and falling asleep, and the kind that showed its belly on all fours, as if it came down to accompany me.

The goldfinch laughed at me with his eyes: cowardice, harm others and yourself.

I was in a hurry, and I desperately glanced at the hawthorn pill, encouraging it to hurry up and cheer up, and then go up to fight for three hundred rounds. But it's asleep, let my eyes slip away, no matter how earnest, no one can see it! It's all for nothing! I had no choice, and I didn't see the old fairy in charge, so I could only watch it fall asleep, while trying to ignore the ugly state of the goldfinch bird with bad intentions and ridicule.

But the guy wasn't happy for long.

There is a saying that "fools have foolish blessings", have you heard it?

In the end, the top was almost played, as if they were dividing the championship and runner-up, and the score was very tight. The audience was divided into two factions, one group shouted "come on, come on, come on", and the other side shouted "bite it, bite it, bite it"! But I didn't expect them to scream too loudly, so noisy that my hawthorn pill sleeps, the little guy gets up very angry, and when he opens his eyes, he sees someone fighting above his head, so what's the deal? jumped up on the spot, regardless of the enemy and me, rushed up and punched the two championship candidates.

Hahahahaha!

The goldfinch has no face at this time, but I really saw that his face was black, and a good wooden pier turned into charcoal on the spot! I really laughed at it! It's so cool! I really don't have the mouth to shout:

"Hawthorn Maru, good job!"