No one killed me.

Although this result is beneficial to me, when I mention it, I always feel that I am not worthy of the righteousness of the day, and there is a sense of deflating that I only let out a fart after soaking in, which is very wretched. I can't wait to have a fight with them!

However, the truth is that not only did no one kill me, but my old uncle didn't even touch a finger of me.

I thought about it later, now that the Three Realms are healthy and coexist peacefully, there is really no need for him to embarrass me as an old immortal, he is a little monster, if he really kills me, can you listen to it? What's more, I'm not a random wild monster on the side of the road, a poor worm who has no father or mother to be bullied, and no one can replace him when he dies! My father is a demon king! In peacetime, if they really kill me, it will not be a simple vendetta, but a serious political incident!

After realizing that my life and death were so important, I realized what a stupid decision Lao Xian'er had made: he didn't kill me, but left me in Tangting Mountain, and gave me the knowledge that I couldn't die.

In other words, isn't it just for me to toss?

Nominally, I need to hike up the mountain every day, pluck the bald old hawthorn tree, and then carry the fruit down the mountain, and make some elixir for them to spread favor when they occasionally pass by!

Scold! Not to mention the matter of taking hawthorn to make immortal pills, you just say the previous sentence, does it sound familiar?

Ha! They did this to my aunt back then, it was so uncreative! I think it's necessary to give the old fairy an innovative and creative class, or go to our demon world to visit and learn, now even our little brother and sister seduce people are keeping pace with the times, and this old fairy also takes the trick of "a trick fresh, fragrant world", completely self-contained!

Moreover, do you say that my uncle has been a fairy for a long time, and he is so innocent and cute, he thinks that if he asks me to go up the mountain, I will go up the mountain, and if I ask me to pick the fruit, I will pick the fruit? I'm not that fool in Jiuli!

I'm not going to do it!

If you want to do it, you can also play with the old fairy, how interesting it is!

I mean, the old fairy has been walking around me since she recovered. One time I bumped into her at the hut, and she couldn't hide anymore, so she went into the men's bathroom. I won't care, at most I can't pretend to see it, but the old fairy can't get by on face - this guy is a fairy in vain, and the gender idea is so heavy!

The old fairy couldn't hide, so she had to greet me hard. I smiled at her regardless of my previous suspicions, and wanted to ask her where it was fun in Xia Tangting Mountain, and the old fairy ** Yang said angrily, where the girl is, where is it fun.

She was perfunctory to me, but she was right. Girl, I am the source of fun, where I am, where I am, where the most fun.

At that time, someone in the men's toilet next door happened to pull very stinky, and the smell drifted in the wind, which was simply suffocating. I asked the old fairy about the problem that the fairy shit will also stink, saying that this is different from what we learned in the book, the book said that the gods all drink fairy dew and eat fairy fruit, so there is no mortal or our monster shit fart stinky problem. At that time, I also gave advice to the teacher, saying that how can shit and fart be said to be a stinky problem, it is obviously a normal physiological phenomenon! Then I moved out again and asked the old fairy, intending to have a good discussion with her. I'm really curious, from the perspective of the immortals, what do they think about shit and fart, do they really think it's a stinky problem, that's why they have to cultivate?

The old fairy didn't take a stubble, and said that the fairy boy next door had eaten a bad stomach.

I'm very curious again, don't you drink fairy dew and eat fairy fruit, how can you eat bad stomach? What kind of food can make your stomach worse? Can't a bad stomach be cured with immortal magic, why run to the toilet like us monsters or mortals?

The old fairy was very annoyed, and said how do I know, if you have the ability, you should ask him.

Although the old fairy's attitude is not good, everything is true. It's not her who eats bad stomachs, so she naturally can't say it. To find out what's going on, I'll have to go to the person concerned. Considering that the experimental samples are rare and the timing is also rare, I was worried that there would be no store in this village, so I left the old fairy on the spot and ran to the men's toilet to ask for advice.

The little fairy boy looked thoughtful, but it was a pity that his face was suffocated into the color of pig liver - it didn't seem to be diarrhea, but constipation. Old, no wonder it stinks.

But again, the gods can also be constipated?!

The fairy who drinks fairy dew and eats fairy fruit, his daily diet is so light, he will even be constipated! Could it be that when we were children, it was fake for my mother to coax us to eat more fruits and vegetables? My mother is also a fairy!

The little fairy child's affairs are done at the key point, not up or down, I am frightened by the collision, holding my legs and carrying my pants, not mentioning it, not mentioning it. I asked him, what else did you eat besides the fairy dew fairy fruit?

The little fairy boy trembled, trembled, knocked his upper teeth and knocked his lower teeth, and said, Dongshan brewed.

As soon as I heard it, I felt amazing, I drink this stuff every day, and today I realized that the side effects are so terrible, so how can it be done! So he was in a hurry and rushed to find Dongshan-kun.

Unscrupulous profiteers, counterfeit and shoddy!

Before I could scold it, I was captured by the fragrance of his Dongshan brew again. This wine is very strong and fragrant, and ordinary children can't hold it at all. My stomach was rumbling, my mouth was automatically secreting saliva, and my hands and feet were unconsciously close together, all out of my control. Wow, it's spicy! It's so warm! What sour! It's so sweet! It's delicious! I'm a fool, and only a fool would think that this bubbling wine is a fake.

Dongshanjun said that the wine is soaked in red fruits, which is his aunt's favorite taste.

He shook his head and said, Jiuli's girl eats acid, which makes me always think that she is pregnant, and every time I see Tang Tingjun, I think he is like a pervert who molests a little girl, the kind of well-dressed beast. I nodded, indicating that he was right, and said that with the age difference between Lao Xian'er and Jiuli, in the mortal world, Tang Tingjun would be enough for ten thousand times to go to hell.

Higashiyama-kun laughed and said that with the age difference between you and Kuroko, you can go down several times.

I ignored him, and for the sake of the wine, I barely suppressed the urge to roll my eyes, saying that I am a monster, so I don't want to fix your fairy set!

The old fairy suddenly appeared, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with me for not going up the mountain to pick fruits on time, and there was no smile on his face, as cold as the fog on the top of the mountain. The fog is very beautiful. The old fairy is also very good-looking, no wonder Jiuli will sink.

As soon as the guy broke the shell, he rushed to the sky to fight with people, was beaten by the stinker, and fled to the court in a hurry. With her state and mentality at that time, such a beautiful immortal was willing to show favor to her, and it was really unbearable.

I don't know if I haven't seen my grandparents, but judging from the objects my father and my aunt are looking for, they are both proper Yan Dang. And this point has also been inherited by my younger brothers and sisters, especially my sister, that guy has known how to pick a good-looking nurse since he was a child, and he has been in love since he was two hundred years old. My sister is really the most superficial youkai I've ever seen, the most superficial, not one of them.

The superficial monsters are all having a family fun, and I'm the only one left.

I pride myself on being a person who surpasses the low-level face control in the matter of choosing a mate, just like a sunspot. Kuroko is not ugly among mortals, but when it comes to the demon world, which is known for its charm, or the chic and elegant fairy world, it is definitely not even a good place to lift shoes. I was able to take a fancy to him, in addition to his three lives, mainly thanks to my otherworldly taste. My taste is mainly manifested in the fact that I like the affection in the eyes of the sunspot, which is very deep, like an abyss under a high cliff. It's a pity that the affection doesn't belong to me.

At this point, my stomach started to pantothenic acid again, so I had to gulp down alcohol to suppress it.

The old fairy smiled slightly when she saw me drinking.

But I was drunk and a little unsure, probably because I was dizzy and wanted to see him laugh. Because it was only when he smiled that I could ask for my hairpin. That's my family heirloom, my father said he wanted to give me a dowry, a dowry is such an important thing, what's the matter with my uncle, if you want to save it, it's also a sunspot.

But he must not be willing.

If you don't want to, pull it! I'll keep my own things. What's more, it's still a superb magic weapon, and even the best youkai like my aunt died in its hands. The ashes are gone, and there is not a single hair left!

But the old fairy refused to give it to me.

I had to say, did my aunt leave any old diaries or anything like that, I wanted to see what she lived at that time.

Lao Xian'er glanced at Dongshan Jun and said Didn't I let you go up the mountain to pick fruits every day, that was her life at that time. Listen, is this the language of a man? Yes, people are not human beings!

I couldn't listen to it, so I picked up the wine and climbed the mountain to pick the fruit. Not even a spell. Didn't you say that the old witch of Jiuli lived like this, who is afraid of whom, I can't be tired by climbing a mountain?

Really.

Without spells, it's sinking to walk. Usually I waved my wings, I could go wherever I wanted, who walked? None of us who have wings like us like to walk. Walking is too heavy, and too slow, two legs click and click for a long time, and when you turn around, tsk! It's only a short way, it's ridiculous! Forget about the monster, it's a long life, you said that a mortal like Kuroko has only been a few decades in his life, walking every day, and a lot of time in his life is wasted on walking, how ridiculous!

Hey, I now suspect that Kuroko liked that sick girl mostly because she couldn't walk, and he walked too much.

The girl was so sick that she struggled to get out of bed, let alone walk. She couldn't walk, she couldn't run, so she could only lie on the bed and wait for Kuroko to come and see her. Kuroko lives far away, walks every day, and relies on two legs to toss upside down, from his own home to his sister's house, and then from his sister's house to his own home, day by day, how much effort does it take. If the girl didn't have it, he would have walked all those ways. With this input-output ratio, how could he not be careful?

There are still nine miles, climbing mountains and picking fruits every day, five hundred years, how many miles do you have to walk! No wonder she loves Tang Tingjun so much that she even has to put her life into it.

My sister said that love is such a thing, that is, who pays more and who loves more, just like a partnership in business, in case of failure, who invests more capital and who is distressed. I didn't know anything about love, and I thought she was a blind analogy, but now that I look at it, it's simply the truth.

I've got to figure out a way to make Kuroko walk more.