The old fairy became an old bark, and she scared herself half to death, and she didn't say anything about urinating, and screamed so much that she almost woke up the whole mountain!

I watched her collapse, scoffing at the psychological endurance of these so-called immortals.

It stands to reason that those of us who are monsters should be more scared if we are beaten back to our original form and show our real bodies at every turn. But to be honest, I've lived for so many years, and I've seen and heard everything, and I've never heard of anyone who was scared of himself into incontinence.

I think, this should be due to the frustration education of the demon world, unlike these old immortals in the sky, after a long time, they have forgotten what they look like.

After gaining a sense of superiority in my psychological qualities, I went one step further and became proud of my appearance, so I didn't think about it, and shook off my wings in front of the old guy.

To tell you the truth, my wings have grown very well - every time I fly on them, the guys on the ground think that the clouds are drifting by, big and thick, and the feathers are beautiful! My dad said it was the best in our family. Even my mother praised - do you know how picky my mother's aesthetic is, that is a character who dislikes Chang'e's ugly hairstyle!

I have good wings, not so much because I am gifted, but ...... Like the quality of wings, it is really more acquired than innate. You don't know how much effort I put into this pair of wings, from childhood to adulthood. Like flapping your wings 500 times a day, morning dew, basking in the moon at night, etc., are all basic operations. After all, there are no ugly demons in the world, only lazy demons! Don't be discouraged with winged friends, remember: no matter who can do the above, you can have a pair of beautiful and solid wings!

Well...... I may have to exclude my brother.

As I said earlier, my brother lacks heart. I taught him to flap his wings, which was originally to promote blood circulation, on the one hand, to reduce fat, on the other hand, to accelerate the metabolism of feathers, eliminate congenital deficiencies, and grow better. But that fool turned flapping his wings into self-harm, and with brute force, all the good and bad feathers were shaken off, and he almost turned himself into a bald crane!

Gee! What a perception!

Let's talk about the sentence "morning dew, basking in the moon at night", in fact, it is to work and rest regularly and cultivate oneself! But he was good, he just collected the morning dew and used it to take a cold bath, and he didn't sleep in the middle of the night and stayed outside to blow the wind and bask in the moon! This guy ...... He doesn't have a cold, he's sorry for Morning Dew and Yuehua! Hum! Obviously, I used too much force, and I dared to run my father's complaint that I practiced the left side door! Do you think this guy is stupid, we are monsters, if we don't practice the left way of the side, can we still cultivate immortals?

Alas, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved, my brother is a fool.

As for my sister, that guy is in love, she is in love, she is in love, she doesn't even learn spells well, and she still expects her to spend this effort? What's more, their bunch of little banshees are aesthetically deformed, what is not good to pursue, they want to be weak and beautiful, and they also said that no male banshee like me will like it, because I can't find male self-esteem in me! What nonsense? I'm ...... like this Although it's true that no male banshee likes it, even a mortal ......

Alas, forget it, don't mention him, don't mention him.

In short, I happily and proudly showed my wings to the old fairy of old bark, and laughed at her unreservedly.

"Take revenge on the spot and mend the knife in time" - this sentence was taught to me by my mother, I think I implemented it well, and I deserve a little red flower.

But apparently my uncle and my mother's educational philosophy was completely opposite, and he expressed his dissatisfaction with me in front of Dongshan-kun, as if I had been taught badly, and he also took it upon himself to "instruct" me.

I can't agree to kill me.

My uncle, although I call him Lao Xian'er at home, but it is my aunt's name, and he is not old at all. At least not as old as my father. Although he is honest, he must be at least tens of thousands of years older than my father. It's not that I look down on him because he looks young, after all, I've only passed through the old fairy, who knows what my old brother-in-law really looks like with a fairy wind and bones, maybe it's all old and fossilized.

Of course, as the most promising child in the demon world, we have never judged people by their appearance. I don't agree with him pointing me out, mainly because this guy is my feud! Although I think that the old witch in Jiuli is very demonic and a rotten person, she is my aunt after all. For us demons, we don't remember kindness, and revenge must be avenged.

This is a principle that cannot be broken.

Besides, if I really received the advice of my enemy's uncle, I will pass back to my father's ears, and the old guy will not die of sadness. After all, my mana for more than 600 years was all taught by him himself...... Alas, if my father were here, I would have crossed my waist to fight against this old fairy.

But who let my father not be there, I had no choice but to run.

But the dead sunspot refused to go with me, curled up behind the old fairy and pretended to be a turtle, and didn't even dare to make eye contact with me. I was more and more troubled by my blindness, but I was reluctant to let him go, so I had to shake the Liuhe hairpin and threaten him, which means-

If you don't come with me, I'll let your sister go.

Kuroko understood—you see how clever he was—and ran over to me, barely in line with me.

I lifted the sunspot and waved my wings and flew, but before my feet left the ground, I caught the way of the old bastard of the old fairy, and the wings were pressed back for him! And I can't shake it out again! I'm! These are my proudest and proudest wings! I'm flying on it! It's not a god like you who pretends to be high, not only does you have mounts to pretend to be forced, but you can also ride the wind in an emergency! Lao Tzu is a bird, flying to the sky and the earth all depends on a pair of wings, if you seal my wings, that is a declaration of war! Not only did he declare war on me, believe it or not, my father knew, and came to pick your court? My dad ......

Dongshanjun laughed at me: "It's a big girl who is over 600 years old, don't move your father out as soon as something happens, learn to solve the problem by yourself!" ”

I'm really- this guy is sick! Why doesn't he want to think about it, I'm not as good as his concubine, can I beat him on my own? I hate him to death, this damn haha Xianjing doesn't have a backache when he stands and talks, if it weren't for his poor ability, I would definitely take him the first to open the knife! My aunt and grandmother hate this kind of forked waist and say cool things the most in her life, there is a kind of you!

And this old fairy is really, more than a thousand years have passed, and he still bullies the small and the weak with the strong. Not only to bully people, but also to stand on the moral high ground to ridicule us, it is really despicable and shameless! My aunt must have been so yin by him back then, the little girl was hated by the family and the family, and he wanted people to stay and learn art and learn a fart art! Does the bark become a fairy? It's sick!

A pair of neuropaths!

The two in front of me, all of them are old immortals with private property in Xianshan, and they are famous and famous in the fairy world. It's quite rare to be scolded by me today. Going back in time, my aunt did this more than a thousand years ago. But at that time, the demon world was destroyed, and Jiuli was inseparable from this group of immortals, so no matter how much he scolded, he had a good position. And I, in peacetime, came to provoke, but I only had a weak way for more than 600 years! It's like hitting a stone with an egg, and I can't do it myself!

Therefore, all the fairies and fairies on the Tangting Mountain looked at me with very pitiful eyes, probably thinking that my life was short.

I can't show weakness in the near future, and I have been put up to this part, so how can there be any way out?

I don't care, I take out the six-fold hairpin to fight one against two. In case I fold here today, in the records of the demon world in the future, I will be a heroine who is not afraid of power and swears to fight to the death! Although you can't enjoy the glory of this world, you can still look forward to it for eternity. And, the most important thing, I don't know if it's an illusion, I actually think that the way Kuroko looks at me differently - the little demon girl who is not afraid of power and swears to fight to the death must be handsome!

The Great War is on the verge of breaking out -

Namely......?!

The dead old fairy dares to rob me of the Liuhe hairpin!

Before the battle started, someone snatched the magic weapon, which is simply a shame! Among the juniors in the demon world, I have always been the top-notch one, as the saying goes, "other people's monsters". My father values me the most, and he has always taught me by hand; My mother praised me every once in a while, saying that I was a genius and had excellent bones! A promising monster like me was robbed of a magic weapon before the fight began? It's over, it's over, don't live in the demon world! The reputation that my grandparents have earned desperately, and the country that my father and aunt have endured humiliation and humiliation have all lost in my hands! I'm really ......

Tangting Mountain is not cute at all, I want to go home.

If you can't go back, you'll die!

What else can I do? The sky was bright on Tangting Mountain, and my fiasco was so real to this group of people that they couldn't hide it if they wanted to. Old bark looked at me with her old eyes as muddy as sticky phlegm, both sinister and gloating. The sunspot turned against me from the moment I took off the hairpin. For a while, all of the people in this Immortal Mansion on the Immortal Mountain were my enemies! I'm a fledgling little monster, surrounded by strong enemies, and the magic weapon is snatched away, it's so miserable.

What else can I do except die to earn face for the demon world?

As if I was not tragic enough, my stomach was sick again, and the colic pain was terrible, like Sun Wukong getting into the stomach of the princess of the iron fan, tossing desperately.

"Can you drink a sip of wine?"

I refused to show weakness, and planned to drink and die calmly. Tang Tingjun didn't speak, but Haha Xiandongshanjun was very righteous, saying that it was rare to meet someone who knew the goods again, and I wouldn't be short of my wine if I drank it to death. When he said this, he gave his signature laugh as always, but unfortunately, I couldn't laugh anymore.

I thought of my aunt Jiuli.

She was unrequited in love back then, but in the face of such a cold old fairy who does not leave the slightest affection, she is bound to suffer a lot of blows. With the character of an old witch, it is necessary to use alcohol to kill her sorrows, but I don't know if she has done anything else after drinking, such as seducing the court? Otherwise, why did the old turtle say that Tang Tingjun fell in love with her later.

Tang Tingjun has no human touch at all, and I really can't think of why he would fall in love with his aunt. It's like I can't figure out why Kuroko just doesn't like me, I'm obviously 10,000 times better than his sister.

If my aunt were still alive, I would like to ask her for advice.