Chapter 420: Poisoned
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Everything has its own certainty, apprentice, don't worry about it, it should be your time to experience it, and you will naturally experience ......"
Xiao Tianshu said: "Master Zu is saying that each of us may experience a love calamity, but we haven't experienced it yet, but the time has not yet come?" ”
Lu Dongbin said with a smile: "Not everyone has a love calamity, you kid thinks too much, many people are just moaning without illness, where are there so many love calamities that need to be measured!" Besides, there are other calamities that need to be meted out! Love debts are difficult to clear, and love disasters are inevitable. There are not as many people who are destined to be trapped by love all their lives, and there are not as many people as you think......"
Xiao Tianshu said, "Oh, what about me? ”
Lu Dongbin laughed and said: "Don't think about it, if you are a cultivator, you will always have to spend the calamity!" ”
Xiao Tianshu thought to himself, this old guy Lu Dongbin, he is really a thief, he is ambiguous when he asks anything, and if he doesn't tell the truth, it's really difficult to talk about it, and it's no wonder that Yi Chu doesn't know anything, he doesn't know anything!
Xiao Tianshu said: "Master Zu, let's go, I'll leave it to me and the little red horse here, and that kid has been coming back for so long, I'm afraid it's not a pit!" When he comes back, let's take care of the Taoist temple first, and your ancestor can rest assured that he will take Chu to heal his wounds......"
Lu Dongbin smiled: "Then I'll be relieved......"
Xiao Tianshu still wanted to say something, who knew that this Lu Dongbin was ghostly, after saying this, he didn't leave any other words, and disappeared in a flash.
Xiao Tianshu saw that the sky was getting bright, and thought to himself that anyway, Xuan Chu was also taken care of by the ancestor master, and there was nothing in the way at all, so it was better that there was no one at this time, so he would sleep first and make up for sleep.
At this time, Xiao Tianshu didn't go to his guest room, so he lay down on Yi Chu's bed, thinking that this girl's bed was really fragrant! I don't know if there's a shampoo or a girlish scent.
After lying down, Xiao Tianshu thought that after talking all night, he was tired and tired, and he didn't know what the situation was, so he only cared about asking more questions so that he could steal something, and when the girl in the province woke up, she was angry with herself, jealous, and didn't let her master teach her!
But now that I'm free, I realize that there are so many things I asked, and I forgot so many of them that I can't remember what I said! But it doesn't matter, after listening to it, I felt like I knew a lot at the time, and it doesn't matter if I can't remember it now, I'll remember it when I use it.
Xiao Tianshu was feeling dazed and wanted to fall asleep, when he saw a garden full of mandala flowers, which were very beautiful, but they smelled very bad.
Gradually, Xiao Tianshu walked into the garden, and felt that this mandala was simply too poisonous, and he was about to wake up!
"Yawn, ah, it stinks, it stinks, I'm poisoned......" Xiao Tianshu seemed to see Nianfu's kid in a hazy way, so he told Nianfu that he was poisoned and asked Nianfu to save him quickly.
Nian Fu just jumped out of the pit, and when he came back, he let the ghost doll urge the paper talisman he had drawn, and then he performed the exercise of shrinking the ground into inches, which is the soil escape method as the saying goes.
Year after year, I didn't go anywhere, so I thought about seeing how Chu was doing, who knew that Chu didn't see it, but he saw Xiao Tianshu, a fool, sleeping on the bed alone!
And he didn't care about the suspicion of a big man, lying on the bed of someone's yellow flower girl and secretly sleeping very soundly!
This made the people who had just come back and were worried about Chu forget about the stinky on their bodies, and they needed to take a bath but looked at Xiao Tianshu stupidly and went crazy, and then Xiao Tianshu said that he was poisoned, and pulled Nian Fu to let Nian Fu save his life.
Xiao Tianshu didn't see it clearly at all in his sleep, and he didn't know the feces and urine of the year after year, the smell in the pit, and thought that he was poisoned!
Nian Fu said, "What are you doing? What about Xuan Chu? What are you poisoned in? Could it be that you forced all the poison in Xuan Chu to you? ”
Xiao Tianshu said: "Brother Nian, save me, I ate mandala flowers, poisoned, I don't know, I was in my sleep, I was confused by some goblin, ran to a garden......"
Nian Fu said: "Crazy, crazy, what kind of devil is you kid!" Wake up, where is Chu? Let you take good care of her, you will go crazy first......" said Xiao Tianshu, and hugged him vigorously and shouted! snapped two mouths, and Xiao Tianshu, who was beaten, was beaten and fell to the ground with a careful beating.
Nian Fu scolded: "The surname is Xiao, where did you get Xuan Chu?" Hurry up and be honest? Did you ignore Xuan Chu and pretend to be crazy and stupid here for fear of being discovered by me? ”
Xiao Tianshu then woke up and said: "Ah! It stinks to death, where does the smell of come from, why did I fall into the pit? Brother Nian, ah! What the hell is going on with you, why do you look like you just came out of the dung? Hmmm......"
Xiao Tianshu only knew at this time that it was very smelly, and only then did he know that it was the smell of feces on Nian Fu's body, not the smell of mandala flowers.
"Huh? Year after year, what is your situation, are you disgusting or not, aren't you dead? How did you drown in a pit? I'll avenge you, don't hurt me!" We are all good brothers, don't you die and don't know anyone! How did I get dirty, there is no good place on my body! ”
Nian Fu saw Xiao Tianshu talking in a dream, so he couldn't help laughing and said: "Hahahaha, Xiao Tianshu, you are crazy, you kid, but after serving you, in such a night, you will be crazy, let me tell you, you are poisoned now, but it is not a mandala flower poison, but the scorpion poison on Xuan Chu's body, right?" Otherwise, how can you be delirious and confused now! ”
Xiao Tianshu said: "I'm poisoned? Anyway, I'm still poisoned? What can I do about this......"
Xiao Tianshu thought that Nian Fu said that he was really poisoned, and he was really overusing his brain, confused, and didn't know what was going on!
Nian Fu said: "Hahaha, I really laughed to death, you were poisoned or not, I don't know, who knows, you still ask me, do you say you are funny or not?" Hahaha......"
Nian Fu thought to himself, this kid, it doesn't look like he was poisoned, maybe he just fell asleep and dreamed, but where did Yi Chu go? Why didn't he speak after asking for a long time? What's going on? This kid fell asleep, and Chu Chu was captured by the goblins, which is also possible, and now we all know that Chu Chu is now the easiest to be targeted by those goblins, and he is captured from time to time. It's all a normal thing, it's like a daily routine, and there's no fuss.
It's just that where did Yi Chu go? This kid is really big enough, he lost Chu Chu, and he can still sleep here.