Xiao Tianshu said: "What are you laughing at, saying that I was poisoned, why don't you hurry up and find a way to save me, what are you gloating about here?" ”

Xiao Tianshu is always a little delirious and confused, maybe it is because of the energy in the past, I may dream a little real, and I always feel that I am poisoned by the mandala flower poison!

Nian Fu smiled and said: "I'm tired, I still save you, if I have kung fu, I'll save myself, I saved you, it's not idle crazy, do you look like you're so good, like poisoning?" ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Didn't you say that I was poisoned, why am I fine again?" ”

This year, I haven't seen him all night, why didn't I seem to have eaten since I just came back, could it be that this kid gave some goblin to eat, and then turned into his appearance and came back, confusing people's hearts?

Xiao Tianshu said: "By the way, what's wrong with you?" Falling into a mud puddle when it's raining outside? How did you get it, it's dirty all over your body, and there's no good place? ”

Nian Fu said: "What a mud pit, it would be nice if you fell into the mud pit......

Xiao Tianshu said: "Then you didn't fall into the mud pit, can you still fall into the mud pit?" ”

Nian Fu cried and laughed: "It's Maokeng, brother, thank you for your understanding......"

The second monk Xiao Tianshu was puzzled and said, "What, what are you talking about, are you in the pit?" Oh my God, grunt, glove, wow......"

Xiao Tianshu heard that the year was over and he fell into the pit, so he landed on the ground and vomited! At this time, I saw that I was getting dirty all year after year, black, yellow, black and yellow, isn't it.

Xiao Tianshu said: "I'll go, you disgusting guy, do you want to stink people to death?" You just catch the fashion, and you can't learn to drown in the pit! ”

Nian Fu said: "I'm so dignified, what do I do when I ...... a scholar fall into the pit?"

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "How do I know what it means for your student to fall into the pit?" Besides, there are many strange things in this world, who knows what you want to do? Oh yes, I know what you want to do......"

Nian Fu said: "What do I want to do? "Nian Fu is also a little curious, what do I want to do, could it be that there are fools in this world who want to fall into the pit.

Xiao Tianshu said: "Do you want to learn from the emperor who drowned in the pit, and want to experience the addiction of being an emperor?" You think I don't know what you're thinking about, hahaha, but that's too expensive......"

Nian Fu said: "What is the situation, which emperor actually drowned in the pit?" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Hahaha, food and sex." The most natural and basic needs of man. There may be people like Megumi Yanagishita who "sit back and don't mess up", but they are rare. As the Ninth Five-Year Emperor, Emperor Xianfeng is also one of the men and women who eat and drink. Emperor Xianfeng was reluctant to live in Rehe for a long time, in addition to political hardships and hidden worries about the throne, there is also a point that he is nostalgic, the wine life in the Old Summer Palace in Beijing, the cause of the emperor's death in history is varied, there are foreign enemies who invaded and were killed, there are people who died by hanging themselves when the city broke the country, and there were people who were forced to drink poisonous wine by the ministers. But what we are talking about today, the cause of the emperor's death is too strange, he fell into the pit and drowned when he went to the toilet, he is the Jin Jinggong of the Spring and Autumn Period in history. The only emperor in history who fell into a pit and drowned, this way of death is really strange and funny"

Nian Fu said: "Who is Jin Jinggong? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Jin Jinggong was defeated by the Chu State, making the King of Chu Zhuang the overlord, but Jin Jinggong also defeated the Qi State. In his later years, Jin Jinggong moved the capital from Jiang to Xintian (now Houma, Shanxi) and renamed it Xinjiang. Jin Jinggong, surnamed Ji, named Badger, a according to a person, was a monarch of the Jin Kingdom, a vassal state in the Spring and Autumn Period of China. He is the grandson of Duke Wen of Jin and the son of Duke Cheng of Jin. In 599 BCE, following the reign of his father Jin Chenggong, Jin Jinggong was defeated by the Chu state, making the king of Chu Zhuang the overlord, but the Jin Jinggong also defeated the Qi state. From here, it can be seen that Jin Jinggong is still a monarch who has done something. But the cause of his death is too strange and legendary. The name of the orphan of the Zhao family is Zhao Wu, and the father he was killed by Jin Jinggong is called Zhao Shuo, and Zhao Shuo's father is called Zhao Dun. Zhao Dun is a person who has been beautified in the history books, but it was precisely during his reign that the power struggle between the Zhao family and the monarch of the Jin State reached the point where you could not live or die together. ”

Zhao Dun controlled government affairs during the period of Jin Xianggong, and when Jin Xianggong died, his son succeeded him. But Zhao Dun felt that Jin Xianggong's child was too young, and planned to take Jin Xianggong's younger brother to succeed him. This caused an uproar, and the prince's mother did not give up, and even knelt down for Zhao Dun. finally forced Zhao Dun to change his mind and let the crown prince succeed to the throne, that is, Jin Linggong. After Jing Gong fell ill, he had a nightmare. When he woke up, he summoned Sangtian Wu to ask, and the wizard thought that he would not be able to eat the new wheat. Soon, Jing Gong's condition worsened, and he sought medical treatment from the Qin State. Qin Huan sent a doctor to come for diagnosis and treatment. Before the doctor came, Jing Gong dreamed that the disease had turned into two children, and one said, "That person is a good doctor, I'm afraid it will hurt me, do you need to run away?" The other said, "What can he do to us above and under the anointing?" After the doctor came, he bluntly said that Jing Gong was already sick and could not be treated

Soon, Jing Gong wanted to eat the food made by Mai, so he offered Xinmai so that Sangtian Wu could see Xinmai and then kill him. Just before eating, I felt bloated and went to the toilet, but I fell into the pit and died. At this time, there was a eunuch who dreamed that he was carrying Jing Gong to the sky, so at noon, he carried Jing Gong out of the latrine, and used him to bury this "powerful ghost asking for his life" story, accusing Jin Jinggong of killing his grandson The ghost actually refers very clearly, that is, Zhao Shuo's grandfather, Zhao Dun's father, Zhao Yuan.

Besides, this one fell into the toilet and died, and many people understand this as falling into the toilet and drowning. I think it's completely incredible. I believe that the toilets in the Spring and Autumn period are certainly not as clean and clean as in modern times. But no matter what, Jin Jinggong is the king of a country after all. The toilet of the king of a country, at least the toilet will be cleaned frequently, right? The feces in it can't accumulate enough to drown people, right? Can you imagine that the toilet of the king of a country is a big dung pit that can drown people? The only emperor in history who fell into a pit and drowned, this way of death is really strange and funny

Zhao Dun Zhao Dun (655 B.C. - 601 B.C.), that is, Zhao Xuanzi, Ying surname, Zhao family, name Dun, nickname "Xuan", the people of the time respectfully called Zhao Meng or Xuan Meng. In the early Spring and Autumn Period, he was the son of Zhao Yuan, an outstanding politician and strategic commander. After Duke Wen of Jin, the first powerful minister of the Jin State appeared,...

Nian Fu said: "I went, I didn't expect that such a strange thing happened, no matter what, an emperor should not be drowned alive in a place like a latrine,......"

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