Chapter Twenty-Four: The Master is Wandering, and the Clown is in the Temple

Walking to the mountain and looking at the height, the third uncle stopped and said, "Yaoyao, it's okay to get here, right?" ”

Yaoyao suddenly wiped the fine sweat on her forehead with a little panting, and said, "Third uncle, I don't understand feng shui, Master Tiandou is a master, let's listen to him." ”

The third uncle suddenly slammed the crutch in his hand hard, and said resolutely: "It's okay to get here." ”

Because Yaoyao has been out for two years, she doesn't know about some things in the village at all.

The third uncle is old, and he has already chosen a cemetery for himself, not far from it, of course he is not willing to be a person with a lower rank than him, but the cemetery is higher than him.

It's unreasonable!

Ye Tianchen immediately whispered to Yaoyao about this.

After all, this kind of thing comes according to seniority! It's impossible to be willful!

The people in the village immediately came to persuade her, just find a similar place, so as not to collide with the third uncle at that time, it is not a good thing.

Yaoyao was silent for a moment, but still said stubbornly: "Let's wait for Master Heaven Dou to set the location of the tomb first." ”

If the location of the cemetery chosen by Master Heaven Dou is lower than that of the third uncle, then unnecessary quarrels can be avoided.

The third uncle's heart was suddenly very unhappy, so he shook his hand directly, simply didn't do anything, didn't leave, and found a rock and sat down on the spot.

If he doesn't leave, many people in the village will naturally not leave either. They would rather offend Yaoyao than the third uncle!

Yaoyao pretended not to see it at all, and directly followed the pace of the Heaven Dou Master and continued to walk in the direction of the top of the mountain.

Seeing this, the third uncle immediately said angrily: "Her grandfather's tomb is also on it, I think this girl is stupid to read, she doesn't understand the rules at all, she is really uneducated, uneducated!" After so many years of reading, it's really in vain! Hum! ”

The funeral team had already followed, and Ye Tianchen also followed silently.

Master Heaven Dou was standing in a dense forest, and when he saw everyone coming up, he said, "Well, that's it." ”

I'll it, so high!

The location where we are now is almost at the top of the mountain.

In summer, the mountains are very hot, and the woods are even more stuffy and a little breathless, but this forest is cold, and the wind is gusting, giving people a feeling of extreme unease.

The blind man couldn't help frowning and said, "This forest is wide in the east and narrow in the west, and it is a typical coffin field. Buried in the coffin field, isn't it ...... to add a coffin to the coffin? ”

The blind man's face changed suddenly, and he exclaimed, "The coffin is sealed." ”

Seal the tomb without a coffin.

Ye Tianchen couldn't help but ask curiously: "Sir, what does it mean to seal the tomb?" Tomb within a tomb? Cover in cover? ”

A tomb within a tomb, as can be understood, buried in a coffin! Coffin burial coffin! Ye Tianchen suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart!

The blind man explained: "The coffin sealing tomb is also a kind of tomb, which is very unpopular, and basically no one will use it. To put it bluntly, it is to bury the coffin in the coffin, which is more ruthless than the tomb in the tomb, and the people buried in this tomb will be cut off from all good and evil blessings from the outside world, and future generations will not admit that there has been such a person, and they are completely isolated, isolated from the world, and lonely all their lives. In terms of speaking, it is much more terrifying than a tomb within a tomb. ”

The blind man then said that he had worked all his life, and that he had never seen anyone go down to such a tomb, and that he would not have even known that there were such meaningless tombs in the world, if it had not been mentioned in that book. Something is better than nothing!

Ye Tianchen asked puzzled again: "Huh? So this tomb is meaningless? ”

Since this tomb is meaningless, how could this yin and yang master, who is so awesome and shiny that he is about to blind his titanium alloy dog eyes, make a tomb like this for Yaoyao? It's not clear that this is fooling people. Also Nima feng shui master, tomb selection expert, I think it is the choice of tomb bricks!

The blind man said, "Yes, it is meaningless, it is not warm at all." ”

The function of sealing the tomb is to isolate the deceased from yin and yang and future generations, and completely cut off the connection.

In this case, it would be enough to burn the corpse directly with a fire, so why make such a tomb, it is really redundant.

Ye Tianchen suddenly couldn't help but snort wildly: "I'll just say, this young Heaven Dou Master must be a big liar who eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, smokes, abducts, cheats, cheats, cheats, and steals." took money from others, and chose a meaningless grave for others, and the festival fell to the ground, and it still couldn't be picked up. I really want to drown him with saliva! It's also a master, I think it's a clown! Hey, the master is wandering, and the clown is in heaven! Lamentable! ”

The blind man shook his head slightly, and said, "The fact that he was able to find this coffin so quickly in such a big mountain means that he still has a few brushes." Don't look at this coffin floor for no warmth, it's not something that anyone can easily find. ”

Ye Tianchen suddenly couldn't help but say, "Could it be that he wants to harm my master?" Let him be isolated from the world and endure loneliness for centuries? ”

Ye Tianchen immediately denied his speculation, the blind man just said that this kind of tomb only played the role of isolation, and did not torture him! If he really wants to harm the master, he can make an evil hole, or a tomb in the middle of the people, which is the real death hole in the legendary sense.

But if he didn't have a bad intention, then why did he do it? What's in it for him? It doesn't make sense at all.

Maybe we don't understand the world of the masters!

Yaoyao saw Master Heaven Dou stop, and asked curiously, "Master Heaven Dou, is it okay here?" ”

Master Tiandou snapped and opened the paper fan in his hand again, fanned it a few times, touched his unwarranted beard, was dignified, pretended to be very good, and made it seem that he was the most awesome feng shui gentleman, and then said very confidently: "The location here is excellent, just here." ”

Yaoyao responded, "Okay, then choose this place." ”

Knowing that Yaoyao had set the master's tomb so high, the third uncle and the people in the village were of course unwilling.

The two sides quarreled directly regardless of the situation.

In Ye Tianchen's impression, Yaoyao has always been a gentle and lovely girl, a girl who understands things, and she is also the goddess in her heart, she should be very well-behaved and sensible. But this time, he showed an extremely stubborn side, and he refused to give in.

Ye Tianchen, an outsider, also felt that Yaoyao was a little too paranoid this time! Moreover, her grandfather's tomb is also on it, and it is indeed a little unreasonable for the master to be buried here!

The two sides fought a war of words for 300 rounds, and there has been a stalemate.

In order to make everyone in the village agree, Yaoyao not only asked Master Tiandou to choose an excellent cemetery for the third uncle, but also paid the village 3,000 yuan.

You must know that 3,000 yuan is a huge amount of money in this era! You can buy a truckload of brushed candy!

Spending such a big price just for a meaningless coffin?

This feels weird.

In this way, things are not so simple!

Either Yaoyao was deceived by someone, or she was really stupid at reading!

The blind man speculated that Master Huang Yuhui's death might have another hidden meaning.

It's really puzzling, I really don't understand what she thinks. But then Yaoyao's decision was even more jaw-dropping, she actually wanted to bury her master early on the grounds that the corpse would be rotten in the hot weather.

The first seven have not yet been completed, so they will be buried directly?

This is too anxious! It's not common sense, and I'm going to finish the first seven anyway!

I can't figure it out, and I can't tear it up!

However, the blind man surprisingly did not object this time, so he asked casually: "This Heaven Dou Master, when is he going to be buried, and our funeral team can also prepare." ”

The Heaven Dou Master shook the fan in his hand very forcefully, closed his eyes and concentrated, and nodded the thumb of his right hand on a few fingers, looking dignified, and then said casually: "Tonight is ugly." ”

As soon as these words came out, the people in the funeral team instantly talked about it.

It's just a day or two in advance to be buried, and when you choose to be ugly tonight, this is tantamount to a direct funeral, but no one dares to stand up against it, those of them who eat yin and yang rice, can't get into the hall and can't enter the room, they don't have the right to decide at all, the host says what to do, they will do it.

The blind man told Ye Tianchen in private that some folk customs exist for an inevitable reason, and they are not empty.

In this world, all causes must have results!

The first seven days, which means seven days, are the return period for the soul after death, and the soul has not returned and the body is directly buried, then the master will become a lonely soul and a wild ghost.

Of course, Ye Tianchen didn't want his master to become a lonely ghost in the future, it could be said that the master died to save him, and he would never allow such a thing to happen, so he asked him curiously: "Blind, then what can we do?" My master was kind to me when he was alive, and I don't want him to become a lonely ghost after he dies, and my conscience can't get over it. ”

The blind man said solemnly: "It seems that you are more kind-hearted!" Well, there is indeed a way, unless it is to recover your master's soul before the burial. Otherwise, the gods would not be able to save them. ”

The monkey on the side agreed with a solemn face: "Well, the blind man is right, this is the only way at present." ”

Ye Tianchen continued to ask, "Soul? How do you find it? ”

The blind man explained: "Your master was hit by a car at the entrance of the village, it should be very close to home, according to common sense, he should have returned to his soul last night, but he did not come back last night, it is very likely that he will not be able to cross the river and enter the village." ”

There is indeed a river at the entrance of their village, called Tongtian River.

The blind man then said: "The land guards the bank, and the river god towns the river." ”

Ye Tianchen seemed to have seen this sentence in that strange book: "The land guards the bank, and the river god towns the river." ”

I also vaguely understand the meaning and some rules in this.

The Tongtian River is very wide, more than 300 meters, of course there is a bridge on the river, but it is a bridge in the yang world, the master is a soul, if you want to cross the bridge in the yang world, you will definitely lose your way.

The blind man said again: "There is still a glimmer of hope, that is, to shout the soul to guide the way, to show your master the direction, so that your master can successfully cross the river, and the time must be fast, it will be too late if it is too late." ”

The blind man said that he must find the soul before the master goes out of the funeral, otherwise the corpse will not be able to return to the soul completely when it leaves the house, and if the soul cannot be returned, it means that he will not be reincarnated in the future, and he will only be a lonely ghost forever.

When the people in the village heard that the master was going to go out for the funeral a few days in advance, they were immediately frightened that the doors and windows of every house were closed, for fear of provoking bad luck.

In the countryside, this is very taboo!

Anything that goes against common sense, they will think it is ominous!

At nightfall, the whole village was not as lively as it used to be, on the contrary, the silence was terrible.

In the evening, Ye Tianchen and the blind man came to the bank of the Tongtian River.