Chapter 25 If you want to despise me, please consciously line up
The Tongtian River is not too big, but it is not narrow, about 300 meters wide, and the bridge is a three-patterned marble bridge.
According to the blind man's instructions, Ye Tianchen took four red candles, placed them in an orderly manner at the four corners of the bridge, and then drew firewood and lit them.
The candle flame shone in the night, trembling in the night like four strange ghost fires.
This is the true guiding light of the night.
It's much more formal than the guiding lights that Master was blind that night.
The blind man earnestly advised: "It's a red candle, not a white candle, don't take it wrong." ”
Red and white are reversed.
Ye Tianchen said solemnly: "That's right, it's all red candles." ”
Ye Tianchen then took a delicate small copper tripod, carefully placed it in the center of the bridge, and then burned a pillar of incense, and then bowed respectfully, and gently inserted the incense into the small copper tripod.
He muttered some of the mantras that the blind man had taught him.
After reading it, Ye Tianchen directly forgot what he was reading.
Ye Tianchen was a little worried that he didn't read it right, so he asked the blind man curiously: "Blind man, I, did I just read it right?" ”
The blind man's blue face showed a rare smile, and he said mysteriously: "Do you remember what you just read?" ”
Ye Tianchen shook his head slightly, he really didn't remember. it, what's the situation? How not a word can be remembered when this is magical! Could it be that this blind man was afraid that he would steal from his teacher and learn art, so he deliberately made a move?
The blind man said, "Hehe, you've forgotten everything, haven't you?" ”
Ye Tianchen tried hard to recall, when the blind man taught him just now, he still remembered it clearly, just now he silently read it again, and vaguely remembered that at this time, he had forgotten it all directly, could it be that he had Alzheimer's disease?
What the hell, why don't you even remember a word or a sound at all, I can't remember it at all, and I don't have any impression.
Although he doesn't have Einstein's IQ, he is also an erotic stein! Don't doubt the IQ of a kinky stan! For that, yellow novels, it can be said that they will never forget! What the hell is going on today?
Something quirky!
Ye Tianchen was suddenly frightened: "How can this be? This is not scientific! ”
The blind man said casually, "It's okay, you can just read it again." ”
Ye Tianchen suddenly couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "I've completely forgotten everything, and I still have a hammer?" ”
The blind man continued: "It's okay, just read it and give it a try." ”
It's also very strange to say, right in front of the incense burner, the spell was blurted out directly.
When reciting the mantra, Ye Tianchen's mind was calm, he forgot about things and me, and his mind was clear.
Before I knew it, the incantation was finished in its entirety.
When the spell fell, Ye Tianchen was a little confused, a little suspicious that he was dreaming, and said in disbelief: "That, sir, I, I just read it again?" ”
The blind man nodded silently and said, "Hehe, that's right!" And it's absolutely correct! You're really psychic, what a genius through the ages, a genius. ”
Psychic?
The blind man explained again: "Three hundred and sixty lines, each line requires talent!" For example, singing requires a voice, athletes need a strong physique, and writing novels requires a large brain, and the best thing in our industry is to be able to psychic! Oops, it's not that I despise you, with your IQ, it's still hard to understand! Alright, alright, let's get to work first, and I'll tell you more about it later when I have a chance. ”
I'll go, this kind of thing is too weird!
Fantastic!
Hey, wait, what is incomprehensible with my IQ? Is this saying that I am mentally retarded? Maba, you bad old man is very bad, why do you speak so well. If Ye Tianchen hadn't been able to beat him, he would have turned his face with him a long time ago. Forget it, now is an important period for the master, if he is despised, he will be despised, there are many people who despise him, if you want to despise him, you have to consciously line up, which onion is he?
As for the spell just now, he was not interested at all, if it weren't for the unclean things he had provoked recently, Ye Tianchen wouldn't have bothered to ask.
The blind man originally asked him to prepare a roast suckling pig, but how could he have that money, a suckling pig is worth a lot of money, at least three or four hundred oceans, and one or two hundred if he doesn't ride a horse! So it was replaced by a chicken, and the rooster was not good, saying that the yang energy on the rooster was too heavy, which would affect the soul, and it had to be an old hen, and a black chicken.
The old hen is the treasure that lays eggs, and of course it is not cheap in the countryside. And it's still a black chicken, which is even more expensive.
Even if it's a black chicken, he is a poor dick and has no money to buy it, there is really no way, so in the end, Ye Tianchen secretly stole the old hen in his house, which has to be known to his mother, and he doesn't know how to teach him a lesson.
Put the shiny black chicken on a plate and place it in front of the small copper tripod.
After doing all this, Ye Tianchen ran back to the blind man's side slightly.
The blind man said solemnly: "Okay, everything is ready, start shouting now, remember to be pious." ”
Ye Tianchen couldn't help but ask curiously, "How do you shout?" I won't. ”
The blind man rolled his eyes angrily and said, "Haven't you heard someone shout souls?" Those who drowned in the river and could not find their bodies, or who died in a foreign land, are all crying out for souls. ”
After being reminded by the blind man, Ye Tianchen really heard someone shouting, so he learned to shout like a decent: "Come back, Master, come back quickly." ”
The blind man was a little speechless again, and couldn't help but scold: "I'll wipe it, you have to call your name, who knows who the master is calling?" Your sister's! ”
His master's surname is Huang Yuhui.
Then he shouted loudly again: "Come back, Huang Yuhui!" ”
Come back!
Huang Yuhui!
The shouting echoed for a long time in the dark night, although he knew that he was shouting, but the echoing sound still made him feel panicked. Shouting the soul here in the middle of the night is really not something that ordinary people on earth can do. If it weren't for the kindness of his master to him during his lifetime, to be honest, he wouldn't want to do this.
Come back!
Huang Yuhui!
Suddenly, the wind was gusting, and the candlelight on the bridge was swaying from side to side.
The blind man hurriedly said, "Quick, scatter some ingots and paper money." ”
Ye Tianchen hurriedly grabbed a handful of paper money from the red plastic bag, and with a sound, he threw it high into the sky, scattering the paper money while continuing to shout: "Huang Yuhui come back, Huang Yuhui come back!" ”
These are just some paper money to them, but in the eyes of the master, they are just white flowers, and they can eat and play in the underworld of the Yin Dynasty.
Although Master was a little rich in front of him, he should be very excited when he saw this money!
Come back!
Huang Yuhui!
There is also a time limit for shouting souls, it is only a quarter of an hour, after this time, even if you shout for a long time, it is useless to shout and break your throat, but after shouting for more than ten or twenty minutes, you have not seen any trace of the master.
No reaction at all!
Seeing this, the blind man sighed and said, "Hey, I'm afraid your master won't come back, or rather, he won't be able to come back." ”
Thinking that the master would become a lonely ghost in the future, suffering from the sun and rain, and enduring loneliness for hundreds of years, and even becoming a poor ghost, a dick ghost, Ye Tianchen's heart suddenly felt very uncomfortable, a sour, and very puzzled: "Blind, how can you say this, why doesn't my master come back?" Does he want to be a North Drifter? ”
The blind man shook his head: "No, it is very likely that he wants to go back and can't come back." ”
"Are you afraid of something here? Or is there some fear of the person who killed him? Ye Tianchen racked his brains and milk and couldn't figure it out! It's probably because of fear! After all, Master's eyes were about to pop out when he died, and he must have seen something very terrible before he died! Maybe you'll be scared when you die!
The blind man was just about to explain something, when the sound of suona blowing came from the village, accompanied by bursts of crying from the sound of suona.
Master, this is going to be a funeral.
Most people in rural areas are very superstitious, thinking that going out for the funeral in advance will attract bad luck, and they also choose to be ugly, which is even more chilling, and many relatives and friends are afraid to come to the funeral.
There were a lot fewer people to send the funeral in an instant.
The team set off from the master's house in a sparse manner and slowly walked towards the back mountain.
The blind man hurriedly said, "It's time for the funeral, and we'll hurry over." ”
At the front of the procession was the funeral team, which scattered some paper money into the sky as they walked, shouting loudly: "When the newlyweds go out for funeral, the hundred ghosts give way, and the living avoid it." When the newlyweds go out of the funeral, the ghosts give way, and the living avoid it. ”
Then it was Yaoyao holding the master's last photo.
Then came the coffin in the back.
That Heaven Dou Master was also in the ranks of the funeral procession, he was wearing an earthy yellow Taoist robe, holding a peachwood sword in his hand, and behind him was a conspicuous Bagua Array pattern, which also looked like a good look, and seemed to be very professional.
After Ye Tianchen came back with the blind man, he also silently followed the team.
The monkey said to the blind man, "There is no copper spirit coin, there is no red rope on the incense nails, and there is no redwood wood added to the coffin." ”
What the monkey said, Ye Tianchen had seen it in the strange book that the blind man gave him.
Copper spirit money, generally those copper coins in ancient times, put it into the mouth of the deceased, and then take it out, I heard that if you don't let it go, it is likely that you will be reincarnated in the next life as a dumb person, but if you don't take it out, the family wealth will be taken away.
And the incense nail is the nail in the middle of the seven town nails, must be tied to a red line, pull it with filial piety, the carpenter gently knocks it is completely finished, probably means to stay, the incense continues, the children and grandchildren are full, and the benefits are for future generations.
The coffin must be made of cedar wood, and the coffin made entirely of cypress wood will attract thunder. And in thunderstorms, you are likely to see lightning and thunder, thunder and thunder!
The blind man's face changed instantly when he heard this, and he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: ", what kind of heart does this Tiandou have?" What the hell is he going to do? ”
As soon as the words fell, a fierce night wind slowly blew.
The paper money was scraped and flying all over the sky, fluttering in the air, and the atmosphere suddenly felt a little wrong.
A black cloud instantly obscured the moonlight pouring down, and the night suddenly became dark.
Terrifying!