Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Hehe, isn't it......"

Nian Fu said: "But you kid, you don't sleep in our house, you came to the Chu house, and you slept deeply, do you really think you are sleeping in the gentle country?" ”

Nian Fu didn't talk about this, and he was still angry, but when he talked about it, he felt that Xiao Tianshu, this kid, was too dirty! actually took advantage of the fact that Hui Chu was not there, and he didn't know what to do in Yu Chu's room......

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Hahaha, what you said I seem to be a hooligan who does something bad!" I don't have your kind of dirty thoughts, I just accidentally fell asleep here, you tell me what I can do alone, and what does this have to do with Gentle Township, don't charge me with the crime, I can't afford it! ”

Nian Fu said: "Do you think I don't know what good things you kid is thinking, it's not greed and gentleness......

Xiao Tianshu said: "Don't say that there is really an emperor in this history, Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty: died in Gentle Township, when Zhao Feiyan and Zhao Hede were the daughters of the King of Jiangdu and the Sheren Feng Wanjin were born of an affair, the two sisters were slender and beautiful, and they were plump. When Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty saw it, he fell in love with it and called Zhao Feiyan a "gentle township". The two sisters took turns to serve the banquet, and in the end, Emperor Han Cheng died in bed because of excessive clouds and rain with Zhao Hede. "Feiyan Biography" contains: "The emperor embraced Zhaoyi at night, and he laughed and ate endlessly. "I can't help but flow", how can you compare me to Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty? I don't have the life of an emperor! ”

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, I know this, what other celebrities have died strangely?" ”

Nian Fu also felt that he was too calculating, so he still interrupted it, otherwise it would be a bit insulting!

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Like the legendary deeds of the celebrities themselves, the way some of them died is hilarious and laughable at the same time......"

Nian Fu said: "What kind of strange deaths did they have? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Wei Jie: Seeing that killing Wei and Jin is an era of talents, and it is also an era of frequent beautiful men. Everyone is familiar with Pan An, Ji Kang, Han Zigao, Murong Chong, Dugu Xin, etc. However, these people will still be dwarfed by standing in front of Wei Jue. Wei Jue's beauty is known as "the beauty of a thought", which means that you can imagine how beautiful he is, and how beautiful he is. In "The World Speaks New Words", it is said that he is "beautiful and weak", which is exactly the type that women in the Wei and Jin dynasties like - morbid beauty (almost the male version of Sister Lin). As the first handsome guy in Chinese history who has many fans with his face, Wei Jue, who was born in a wealthy family, has been full of praise since the moment he was born. His grandfather Wei Qian (the one who killed Deng Ai's father and son in "Three Kingdoms") and his uncle are all his fans. When he was 5 years old, Wei Ji and his mother went to his uncle Wang Ji's house for the first time, and Wang Ji was stunned. Wei Jue, like Pan An, always welcomes everyone to watch every time he travels by car. "The Book of Jin: The Biography of Wei Jue": "When the people in Beijing heard his appearance, the audience was blocked. Yongjia died in the sixth year of his life, at the age of twenty-seven, and people said that he was killed. ”

Hey, it's to blame you for being too beautiful! ”

Nian Fu said: "Hehe, this is really a shameful ......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "Foreigners also have strange things," Empedocles: Jumping into a volcano and dying, Empedocles was an ancient Greek philosopher in the 5th century BC. His life is mythical, and legend has it that he died by throwing himself into Mount Etna to prove his divinity, but the volcano spewed out his bronze sandals, showing his dishonesty. Another legend says that he jumped into a volcano to prove his immortality to his disciples; He believed that he would return to earth as a god after the fire. The poet Matthew Arnold wrote a poem about this event: the great Empedocles, the passionate soul, jumped into the Etna crater and was scorched alive. Regarding volcano-related deaths, the ancient Roman writer Pliny the Elder is said to have died of suffocation from inhaling toxic volcanic gases while observing the eruption of Mount Vesuvius. ”

Nian Fu said with a smile: "Now people are superstitious about foreign countries at every turn, but I didn't expect foreigners to have strange ...... with insufficient IQ."

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Isn't it, there is more than one strange foreigner, Aeschylus: Aeschylus was stoned to death by a turtle Aeschylus is an ancient Greek tragic poet and has the reputation of "the father of tragedy". Legend has it that he was stoned to death by a turtle that fell from the sky. At that time, there were eagles who grabbed the turtle and threw it on a stone to break the tortoise's hard shell and obtain tortoise meat. Aeschylus was stoned by an eagle because he was bald, and was killed by a tortoise. ”

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, there is a hatred, it is definitely a causal relationship with the eagle and the turtle......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "Li Bai who fell into the water and died: drunk in the water to catch the moon and died

Li Bai is not a great romantic poet, and he died so romantically even when he died. "Tang Jiayan" contains: "Li Bai wore a palace brocade robe, swam in the quarrying river, proudly and complacently, if there was no one around, he died because he was drunk in the water to catch the moon. "Thinking of the death of another great poet, Du Fu, I can't help but sigh. Wang Bo: After falling into the water, he died of fear

Wang Bo, the head of the four masters of the early Tang Dynasty and the author of the famous essay "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", is said to have fallen into the South China Sea and drowned on the way to Jiaozhi to see his father's return, and died of fear. "New Tang Dynasty Book" volume 201 "The Biography of Wang Bo" contains: Father Fuchou, Yongzhou Sigong joined the army. Sitting on the erection of the old place, the left moved to the toe order. Bo went to the province, crossed the sea and drowned, and died of tomp, at the age of twenty-nine. Meng Haoran, the sad and death-related method related to eating: "Lang love feasts, fresh food and fast movements" and died. In 741 AD, that is, the twenty-eighth year of the opening of Tang Xuanzong, Wang Changling traveled south to Xiangyang. Meng Haoran suffered from carbuncle (a purulent inflammation under the skin and skin tissue, local redness and swelling, forming hard lumps, pus pockets on the surface, sometimes forming many small holes, sievid-shaped, and in severe cases, sepsis). Although the illness will be cured, Lang Zhong instructed not to eat fresh fish and to avoid it. Meng Haoran is friends with Wang Changling, Wang Wei, and Li Bai. Old friends gathered, Meng Haoran set up a banquet to entertain, and for a while, the planning was staggered, and the guests talked happily. There is a dish at the banquet that has always been a must-have delicacy for Xiangyang people when they feast guests - the chatou bream in the Han River, which is extremely fatty and delicious. The waves feasted, and when Meng Haoran, who was carried away, saw the fresh fish, he couldn't help but move his index fingers, and he tasted it when he held it. As a result, before Wang Changling left Xiangyang, Meng Haoran closed his eyes forever. Chen Deng, a man of the lake and the sea (Zi Yuanlong): Eating too much seafood and dying of parasitic diseases "Three Kingdoms. Fang Ji Biography" contains: "Guangling Taishou Chen Deng is sick, his heart is upset, and he can't eat with a red face. He said: "There are several liters of worms in the stomach of the king, and he wants to become an internal gangrene, and he eats fishy things." 'That is, make two liters of soup, take one liter first, and take it as much as possible. After eating, he spit out three liters of insects, his bare head moved, and half of his body was raw fish, and the suffering was healed. He said: 'When this disease occurs in the third stage, it can be saved by a good doctor.' 'According to the expected results, the time is not there, and he dies as he says. "In short, Chen Deng died of parasitic diseases due to excessive seafood consumption."

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