Chapter 422: Not yet

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Hahaha, what's so great about this, there are no strange things in this world, and there are no funny things!" There is more than one emperor who has a funny way of dying, but now, this stinky and pit comes out, the most similar thing is this Jin Jinggong who drowned in the pit, hahaha......"

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, no wonder, you still know a lot about history!" ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Of course, in addition to cultivating, I am most interested in history, legends and other stories, hehe, if there is anything I don't understand, ask me!" ”

Nian Fu said: "What do I have the heart to ask these questions now, you still let me take a shower first, I vomit I don't know how many times I stink!" I even vomited the contents of my stomach ......,"

Xiao Tianshu: "Hahaha, vomit ......" Before he could say a few words, he vomited.

Nian Fu said: "Okay, okay, I see that you are more squeamish than me, and you are covered all over your body, come with me to take a bath......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "Hmm, you go and wash first, I'll wash in this house in Yichu, wash with you, and then pour my and water can't make it......"

Nian Fu said: "By the way, speaking of Xuan Chu, what about her? You didn't lose her, did you? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Look where you want to go?" Xuan Chu was taken away by Master Zu to heal his injuries! ”

Nian Fu thought to himself that this poisonous scorpion, even if it is a sperm, it will not be, it will not be so difficult to detoxify, right? How can you still run to some clear illusion realm to heal your wounds? Could it be that there is some internal injury?

Nian Fu said, "What's wrong? How did Hui Chu get hurt so badly by that poisonous scorpion? Can't even be cured by Master Zu? What else is there to go to the Illusory Realm to heal the wounds, could it be that the poisonous scorpion has caused internal injuries? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "What's the matter, no matter how your poisonous scorpion becomes a sperm, it's like that, its owner you, that's it, how big can it be, and it can still make Xuan Chu out of internal injuries, even the ancestor can't cure it, you really give yourself a long face......

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hehe, you say it again, and then I will hug you in the past...... and make love to you" As he spoke, he walked to Xiao Tianshu's side, wanting to hug Xiao Tianshu's......

This frightened Xiao Tianshu, when he saw Nian Fu's body drenched, he really didn't dare to provoke such a guy with his sticky disgusting appearance!

Xiao Tianshu said: "Hahaha, why don't you take a bath together?" ”

Nian Fu said: "Since Hui Chu is not in danger, Master Zu is back, then it's okay, the two of us go to the guest room to take a bath, don't make the house dirty......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "What is your situation, did you go to our room when you came back just now?" ”

Nian Fu said: "No, I'm in a hurry, I'll come directly when I come back, and I haven't had time to go back to our house yet!" What's wrong? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "That's right, since this house is already dirty, why bother to make that house dirty!" It's better to wash it here, and we'll clean it up together after washing......"

Nian Fu said: "It's good to ......"

The two of them took a bath together, and Nian Fu said: "The emperor has endless glory and wealth, although he has to worry about various political affairs every day, but the emperor's life is very luxurious, and there are many delicacies and exotic fruits from all kinds of mountains and seas. The emperor is a very dangerous profession, although many people are protected, but many emperors can not die, among the ancient emperors, the most bizarre death is probably the most interesting of this pit! ”

Xiao Tianshu smiled: "Hahaha, if you don't say it, I don't think so, now I think about it again, you fell into the pit like, but there are also many emperors whose deaths are very strange." ”

Nian Fu said, "Oh, who else? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "King Wu of Qin is Yingdang, King Wu of Qin is from the Warring States Period, he is born with great strength, and he is arrogant, and he likes to compare his strength with others. King Wu of Qin was not stupid, and during his reign, he commanded and won the Battle of Yiyang, and also sent troops to quell the rebellion of Shu. But King Qin Wu likes to compare his strength with others, and once played a game of lifting tripods with a minister Meng Shuo, but he didn't expect the tripod to fall down, smash himself seriously, and finally die. ”

Nian Fu smiled and said: "Hahaha, there is still such a thing, this emperor is really brainless......"

Xiao Tianshu said: "Hehe, Ming Xizong Zhu Youxiao is also a wonder, Zhu Youxiao is the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, as an emperor, he doesn't like to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, and he doesn't like harem concubines, he only likes to be a carpenter, so he is also a famous "carpenter emperor" in history." He didn't do much as an emperor, but he was a good carpenter. Zhu Youxiao liked to use the things he made, but his carved boat capsized in the Imperial Garden and eventually drowned. ”

Nian Fu said: "This emperor, I know it is the carpenter emperor, but I never noticed that he was drowned by the ship he built......

Xiao Tianshu: "Also, the Eastern Jin Dynasty Xiaowu Emperor Sima Yao ......"

Nian Fu said: "What happened to Sima Yao, Emperor Xiaowu of the Eastern Jin Dynasty? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Sima Yao was the ninth emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty and the most powerful emperor of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, but he was addicted to alcohol, and he was prone to drunkenness after drinking. Just because he said to Zhang Guiren after drinking, "I should have abolished you back then", Zhang Guiren covered his nose with several palace maids and suffocated to death. You say it's a pity, isn't it, the disaster comes from the mouth of such a simple truth, an emperor doesn't know? ”

Nian Fu smiled and said: "For no reason, I told myself that I was dead!" ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "Qi Henggong, Qi Henggong is a person from the Spring and Autumn Period, and he is also the first person of the Spring and Autumn Five Tyrants, and he is a very accomplished emperor. Duke Qi Heng had three wives, but none of them gave him a prince, so he married six more wives and gave birth to many sons. Later, Qi Henggong was seriously ill, and Qi Henggong was locked up in a hut by a favorite minister to "recuperate", and his sons began to compete for the throne and started infighting, and no one took care of Qi Henggong. Eventually starved to death because there was no one to take care of and no one to give food. ”

Nian Fu said: "Hey! I don't think this is ridiculous, how many children and grandchildren in the world are not filial piety for profit! ”

Xiao Tianshu said, "Yes,"

Nian Fu said: "What else? ”

Xiao Tianshu said: "The death of the emperor: excessive clouds and rain, Zhu Changluo: take the red pill medicine and die." Zhu Changluo of Mingguangzong liked women, and after ascending the throne in 1629, Zheng Guifei gave him eight beauties. Zhu Changluo "retired to the internal banquet and promised to be a woman", due to excessive clouds and rain, he became ill after 10 days. Cui Wensheng, the eunuch in charge of the imperial doctor, thought that it was "yin deficiency and yang hyperactivity", and used "Tongli medicine" to quench the fire. After Zhu Changluo took it, he had diarrhea thirty or forty times a day and night, and his body became even weaker. At this time, Li Kezhuo, the Cheng of Honglu Temple, offered a secret recipe "red pill". The emperor took it according to the law, and suddenly felt "warm and comfortable, thinking of eating and drinking", and his condition was relieved. In the afternoon of the next day, Li Kezhuo took another red pill, and the emperor's condition worsened after taking it, and he died violently on the fifth watch! He reigned for 29 days and was only 39 years old. The so-called red pill, also known as "lead red gold pill", was a secret aphrodisiac made by Taoism at that time.

Nian Fu said: "This can smear your Taoist face......