"Report, the 886th battleship has completed the space jump and is entering the Earth's atmosphere, landing in twenty minutes!"

"Commander, our time on Earth is upon us, and it's time to lead your thirty million fans to conquer Earth."

"It's not good, it's thundering, the battleship doesn't have a lightning protection system!"

The man sat motionless, staring at the battleship on the big screen with a solemn expression.

A petite figure rushed in the direction of the battleship, and the lightning chased after her as if it had a spirit.

Suddenly, the big screen flashed, and a red prompt popped up: The location has been lost.

The 886th battleship was struck by lightning!

"Where's the battleship?" Lu Shiyan roared angrily, "This is the image from more than four hours ago, and you only told me that the battleship is here now?" ”

The people in front of the big screen were trembling.

The commander's temper has been getting more and more irritable lately.

Could it be that after coming to the earth for a long time, you have also been infected with the symptoms of menopause in the earth woman?

"Go check the whereabouts of the battleship immediately, and besides, even if the earth is turned over, you have to go to the ...... of that mine" Lu Shiyan's voice stopped abruptly and turned into a strange electric sound.

Lu Shiyan is even more angry!

This interstellar language translator, good and bad, is always on standby at critical moments, so that he can't speak the language of the earth.

He can't speak the language of his home planet, and if he is discovered by the cunning earthlings, he and his warriors will die at the hands of the earthlings.

Lu Shiyan could only use his bare brain to type out the unfinished words in the language of the home planet: Find out that woman, you idiots, you have been on the earth for five years, and you haven't grown up yet, and you haven't even learned the language of the earth well!

However, even with Lu Shiyan's murderous face, these words lost their momentum.

"Commander, you can't blame us for this, there is only one language on the home planet, and there are as many as 5,651 languages on Earth...... We landed in country Z, which is the most difficult country to learn! "The subordinates are wronged.

"I still can't tell the difference, what is the difference between honey and bees? The same word, in different contexts, has different meanings! ”

"Commander, let me ask you a question: my eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle and went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the 1,000 yuan that the seventh uncle put in the eighth uncle's cabinet, who stole the 1,000 yuan?" (Note 1)

Lu Shiyan collapsed.

Because, he is the commander of the second battleship of the football star, and he can't even figure out who stole the money!

remembered that on the first day he came to Earth, he was deceived by the people of Country Z on Earth.

Hehe, I was tricked into going to the clubhouse and coaxing those old and fat women!

He almost slept with an old woman!

Later, he learned that the man in that place was called the Cowherd, commonly known as the Duck, who specialized in serving women!

What does the commander of his second battleship want, and he still wants to be played by the old woman of the earth?

Ouch, him off.

originally planned to coexist peacefully with the earthlings, but the earthlings deceived the aliens too much, and he was sorry for the home planet if he didn't conquer the earth.

So Lu Shiyan learned from the pain and decided to infiltrate the earthlings.

After countless failures, Lu Shiyan discovered that to conquer the earth, you must first conquer the entertainment industry......

Long Xiaoxiao looked at Lu Shiyan, who looked cold in front of the big screen and was thinking about life: Although he looks good, he is still not as good-looking as my star!

"Hey, what the hell are you guys?" Long Xiaoxiao cleared his throat and shouted at the landing Shiyan.

Lu Shiyan thought he was hallucinating, and instinctively turned his head.

I saw the face of the dragon.

it!

Extraordinarily red.

It was this woman who caused the 886th battleship to be struck by lightning!

(Note 1: Listening questions in the "Chinese Bridge" Chinese Proficiency Competition for College Students)