Chapter 11: This Accent Didn't Help
"Commander, where did this woman come from? No alarms! Lu Shiyan's subordinates trembled, and as soon as he was excited, he used the language of the home planet.
Long Xiaoxiao sounded like a grunt, and she looked sympathetic: "You don't know how to speak human language? It's pathetic. ”
When these words fell into Lu Shiyan's ears, they became Long Xiaoxiao scolding them.
But Lu Shiyan can't spray back, there is no interstellar language translator, his Chinese accent is too heavy and will be exposed, and his subordinates are already anxious:
"Do you want to kill her?"
"It was the 886th battleship killed by this earth woman who was shot down by lightning!"
"Earthlings are too cunning, do they directly amplify their moves?"
Long Xiaoyao didn't understand, and tried to communicate with them: "Gurgling, quacking? ”
Lu Shiyan felt ridiculed and waved his hand to order.
His men immediately attacked Long Xiaoxiao.
However, in the blink of an eye, those aliens were all frozen by the dragon.
Lu Shiyan was shocked.
Long Xiaoxiao jumped in front of Lu Shiyan and said pityingly: "Human beings are the darlings of the Heavenly Dao, and you will die a miserable death if you try to replace human beings." ”
"You guys are really too weak, why don't you follow me as my little brother? Heaven has the virtue of a good life, and I will cover you if you change your evil ways and return to righteousness. ”
Lu Shiyan: What is this earth woman talking about?
"Hey, don't pretend to be deaf and dumb."
"Ignore me?"
Long Yaoyao tilted his head, and now it seems that he is not interested in fighting and killing, and it seems that it is more popular for ideological education.
Long Xiaoxiao cleared his throat: "You're not convinced, are you?" Then we'll be reasonable. ”
"Your idea of replacing humans is wrong, you know?"
"Ever heard of demons? Just because he was clamoring every day to replace human beings and become the overlord of this world, he was all destroyed by the Heavenly Dao. ”
"Your new race is not as strong as a demon, who gave you the courage to compete with humans for territory?"
"Listen to Sister Long's words, do well, do, do ......"
The dragon is short of words, what should this new race be called?
Well, the new race seems to have more pronunciation, and it should be a close relative of ducks?
Long Xiaoyao felt that he was so witty: "Be a duck well, that's a road to heaven......"
Duck is a shame in Lu Shiyan's life, and no one can be in front of him!
So Lu Shiyan blew up, and broke the function and scolded in Chinese with a very strong accent: "Tired of yesterday's buds, tired of the whole family yesterday's buds, tired of the whole forest miserable team yesterday's buds!" (You only make ducks, your whole family makes ducks, and your whole production team makes ducks)"
"It's very good-looking, this broken gong voice is too bad for the image!" Long Xiaoxiao looked disgusted.
Lu Shiyan jumped like thunder.
This earth woman still engages in personal attacks?
"What are you doing in a daze, performance art?" Lu Shiyan scolded his subordinates in the language of his home planet.
"Commander, I can't move!"
"Commander help, I'm afraid."
"Commander, this earth woman may have a legendary spell!"
Lu Shiyan: "......"
This group of uncompetitive fools don't learn the language of the earth well, and secretly read the online articles of country Z all day long, vainly hoping to get the inheritance of the mysterious power of the earth and conquer the world!
"Is it okay to talk about people?" Long Yaoyao was unhappy, "Although you were lame just now, at least I can still understand it, and we can communicate." ”
Lu Shiyan couldn't bear it.
However, he is seriously dissatisfied with the soil and water of the earth, and his own strength has degraded to a little stronger than the earthlings!
But he couldn't even beat that group of subordinates, so he could only be irritable and scold every day to cover up his weak chickens.
So Lu Shiyan, who couldn't bear it, knew the current affairs very well-
"Long Jiehao! (Sister Long is good)"