Chapter 17: Brothers, Dig Him
The four of them walked on the street in the fight, the lights were on, the lights were red, I came back for half a month, I didn't go out, Daxian looked at the big white legs swaying all over the street, very emotional, I wanted to chant a poem, but there were not a few drops of ink in my stomach, I shook my head and held out a sentence: "Thighs, which one is mine?" ”
The hammer made up for it: "In the morgue, there are as many as you want." ”
Daxian snorted: "Roll the calf, play with your hammer." ”
Watching the hammer rubbing the handle of the hammer like a pipe, I felt that the hammer had been broken by Zhou Ziming, and I was going farther and farther away on the road of tigers.
Although Wu Xin has a little in his pocket, the brothers can't afford to be extravagant, so much entertainment is not suitable for us.
We sat on the road and watched the girls who crossed less and less for a while, and they all felt that they should drink some cold drinks to suppress the fire, so they chose a nearby tea house, the reason is very simple, cheap, a pot of tea can be added to boiling water without restrictions, and there is air conditioning in it, which is economical and cost-effective!
Spent thirty-five to order a pot of inferior Biluochun, and the four of them sat down in a card seat in the hall, Daxian gasped and said, It's too special to provoke the fire, I can't bear it, and ask me where I sell it, no matter how expensive it is, I have to shoot it.
The hammer said: "Hit a hammer cannon, it's better to get a piece of pork, row the opening, and make up for it after it's cool." ”
I was taken aback: "Why don't you switch to selling pork, it's disgusting." ”
"This hammer is missing a heart, old ghost, you don't know, last night in the middle of the night, the female neighbor next door came to knock on the door, saying that she came out to take out the garbage, forgot to bring the key and was locked out of the door, let us take her in for one night, just when we were chatting with her, guess what this stupid is doing? Climbed the window to help her open the door, and scolded people for dumping garbage in the middle of the night, do you think this tiger is strange? ”
Hammer argued: "It's good that I didn't beat her, and I shaved my pants twice." ”
I couldn't help it, my stomach hurt with laughter, and I didn't take a breath and sobbed straight away, so I heard a person behind me scolding: "Laughing mud horses, laughing!" ”
I turned my head to take a look, three young people, all with Guo Degang's hairstyle, wearing a big gold chain, and tattoos on his arms outside the short sleeves.
The hammer was instantly annoyed, and his hand took the hammer into his waist to kill people.
I hurriedly pulled him, the hammer is not good now, don't kill people with a hammer, and there is Wu Xin, a tiger who is forced to take a big shot, and he stabs the knife if he can't hold the fire, so I apologized with the attitude of calming the matter: "Brothers, I'm sorry, I drank two more glasses, the sound is a little loud, let's pay attention." ”
It's not a big deal, I apologized, and it's over here, I never thought that there was a biao who owed, and scolded and scolded: "Stupid!" ”
Daxian was not happy, and kicked the stool and stood up: "Lying on the mud horse, can you speak human words?" ”
This time he lit the powder keg, and the biaozi jumped up and ran straight in front of the great immortal: "Dude, I'll teach you how to speak human words." ”
As soon as I saw that it was broken, I quickly stood up and stood between the two of them.
As soon as I stood up, the other two on the other side thought I was going to fight, and they also stood up with their necks, and one of them picked up the teapot and smashed it on my head!
The clay man still has three points of earthiness, and I'm not a good man and a woman, I just don't want the fairy to get into trouble as soon as I come here, this biaozi has to inch in, I was furious on the spot, and at the same time, I turned my head and let go of the teapot at the same time, and smashed a fist on the kid's cheeks: "Brother, dig him!" ”
My shout was actually superfluous, and at the same time as I smashed it with a punch, the hammer and Wu Xin moved at the same time.
At this time, it showed that our cooperation and coordination were shown, and neither of them greeted the boy I did.
The hammer is found on the left, as soon as he flips his hand, the hammer will show up, and a hammer will be on the kid's brain, I have to say, the hammer IQ jumps off the cliff, but the combat power soars like a rocket, and it can be done with only one hammer, simple and effective. Fortunately, the hammer is a tiger and is not stupid, and he didn't use the pair of little lamb horns to do it, otherwise the kid's brain would have burst out on the spot.
Wu Xin also found the one on the right, his movements were a little more fancy, but the lethality was stronger, first grabbed the porcelain cup on the coffee table, smashed it on the other party's face, came to a broken peace, and accurately picked up a piece of broken porcelain, and slashed towards the other party's neck. The kid was smashed and his head swung back, passively letting go of the stroke, and escaped, only leaving a hole in his face, and blood came out.
From the time the other party lifted the teapot and smashed me to the three of us to solve the battle, it was less than three seconds before and after, Daxian's reaction was a beat slower, and when he stood up, all three of them hung up.
"I'm, so I'll leave one for me." Daxian was very dissatisfied, and reprimanded Wu Xin with a straight face, "Xin'er, I didn't tell you to do it before, don't do it, you will see blood as soon as you make a move." ”
Wu Xin still looked like a gentleman, and said "good" softly.
The three people on the other side, counting it, the one who was smashed by me smashed a molar tooth was the least injured, and he covered his hot cheeks and screamed: "If you have a kind, don't go!" ”
Daxian Le: "If you want to code the formation, okay, Jinjiang F4 is waiting for you here, give you half an hour to shake people." ”
The three of them stumbled downstairs, and I looked at Daxian in amazement, who put one hand in his pocket, directly held the teapot, and poured the spout into his own open mouth a few times.
This forced to pretend to be extremely windy, but I saw his cheeks tremble a few times, and later I learned that it was scalded by special boiling water, but in order to put it on well, it didn't fall into the face of Jinjiang F4, not to mention boiling water, even Hedinghong had to drink it.
For the title of Jinjiang F4, it can be regarded as the genius of Daxian, I am tall and big, Daxian is five short and three thick, the hammer is super tiger, Wu Xin Siwen is shy, each has its own merits, combined together, it has become a beautiful scenery of the tea house.
There is no doubt that there will be a strong collision situation next, but I noticed that except for some scared tea customers who quietly checked out and left, the tea house itself did not mean to call the police, and I don't know whether it was to rely on it, or whether I felt that the three biaozi did not dare to turn back at all.
Ten minutes later, I heard the sound of chaotic footsteps on the stairs of the tea house, and more than a dozen people rushed in.
In Jinjiang F4, I'm the only one who is a little nervous, Daxian has been in the army, not to mention how the individual soldier ability, just that calm psychological quality is not good, Wu Xin has a kind of calmness that collapses on the top and the color remains unchanged, even stabbing people with a knife is so light, this kind of scene is too pediatric, as for the hammer, the whole body shows one word: tiger! It's all about the guts.
But when I saw the young man with the bag in the lead, I calmed down a lot, I know this guy.
His name is Ma Linlin, and he doesn't know where to find a movie called "The True Colors of Heroes", after watching it, he stole the old horse's money to buy a windbreaker of the same style, pierced a lot of holes, and called himself Brother Xiaoma, and he was beaten by Brother Ma for this. When I was in junior high school, he began to break into the rivers and lakes, and the reason why I met me was because Lao Xiang and Lao Ma were old friends, and the house my family lives in now is a second-hand house bought from his family.
As soon as he saw me, Brother Xiao Ma was also a little surprised: "Isn't this a benevolence." ”
I smiled: "Little Brother Ma." ”
Brother Pony put his arm around my shoulder and glanced at the other F3 beside me: "What about hair?" The Raptors crossed the river. ”
"I don't know if it's a dragon or not, but it's for sure." I beckoned, "Introduction, Daxian, Iron Hammer, Wu Xin, this is Brother Xiaoma." ”
F3 gave me a lot of face, and called Brother Ma in unison.
Brother Xiao Ma was very face-saving, hooked my neck and whispered: "I want to give an explanation to the people below, what do you say?" ”
"Brother Xiao Ma spoke, of course I gave face." I haven't seen Brother Xiaoma for a while, and I always feel that his current state is a bit floating, but I don't want to make a big deal about it, anyway, we didn't suffer, and if we want to say that we suffered, Daxian couldn't do it.
"A few brothers, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, I will replace tea with wine, and I will compensate the three brothers." I didn't want to explain it to Little Pony, so I picked up the teapot that I had just used to pour myself a cup of tea, and drank it with my neck tilted.
"Just have a cup of tea? Why don't I cut off your arm, just drink a glass of wine? "The one who speaks also looks like a tiger, he has to fight with the hammer, and he doesn't have any eyesight at all, so I call Brother Xiao Ma brothers, and I still don't give up.