I retched, and I saw an old lady walking out of his room, looking like a buryed, and then looking at the waist, like a toilet, I couldn't help but retching again, Lao Xiang's taste...... It's so unique.

The old lady is an old man, her face is not red, and when she strokes her hair, she puts on a gesture that she thinks is very charming and says, "Old Xiang, the cost will be settled." ”

Lao Xiang's face was thicker, and he pouted at me: "It's paid." ”

There was no one left to let my son pay for prostitution, I turned my trouser pocket upside down, two banknotes, one for five yuan, one for one piece, and two steel jumps, a total of eight yuan.

The old lady changed her face: "What do you mean, the grandfather and son can't take out fifty yuan, right?" Believe it or not, the old lady called the police, and you have my turn? ”

"the mud horse." Lao Xiang scolded, "That's why Lao Tzu takes care of your business, what are you talking about, isn't it just fifty yuan?" ”

"Then you should give it to you." The old lady should have been quite cooperative with Lao Xiang just now, but she didn't recognize anyone as soon as she turned her face, which hurt Lao Xiang very much.

Lao Xiang pointed to the wine on the table and asked me, "How much is this bottle?" ”

"One hundred and one."

Lao Xiang stuffed the wine into the arms of the old lady: "Take it, wipe it off, look for me fifty." ”

The old ladies were stunned, pointed at Lao Xiang's nose and scolded: "You are an old man, you are ruthless, don't look for the old lady if you itch in the future." ”

This scene is unbearable, I covered my face, when the old lady passed by me, she hit me with her grinding buttocks, I didn't dare to put one, the heavy slamming sound when I went out of the yard, shook the three bungalows to dust, and when I couldn't hear the sound, I breathed a sigh of relief: "Lao Xiang, my spare time life is very rich." ”

"There's no electricity at home, so it's not like there's nothing to do." Lao Xiang was reasonable.

"Old Xiang, do the overlord force, don't come to the trouble." I teasingly glanced at the table, there was an electricity bill, it was two months ago, thinking of the hard work of Lao Xiang in the room just now, regardless of the scorching heat, I couldn't help but gasp, and said: "Lao Xiang, it's a hot day, thank you for your hard work." ”

Lao Xiang laughed and said, "This cigarette and alcohol was bought at the door, right?" ”

After about ten minutes, he came back with cigarettes and wine, and there was more cooked food in his hand, I took a look, good guy, the cigarettes and wine were changed, and the wine of one hundred and one became fifteen pieces of a bottle of Niulanshan, and the cigarettes of one hundred and fifty-one were replaced by bitter cauliflower of thirty-five and thirty-one, and he earned it!

I gave a thumbs up: "You really know how to live." ”

"When my son comes back, he has to order a good meal."

I couldn't help it: "This cigarette and alcohol seem to be all bought by me?" ”

"You scumbag." Lao Xiang unscrewed the lid of the wine bottle and took a sip, handed the wine bottle to me, looked at me with an insight into everything, and said, "You kid is more picky than me, and now you buy me such expensive cigarettes and alcohol, either you have made a fortune or something has happened." Look at you like this, it doesn't look like you've made a fortune, what's wrong? ”

I twitched my cheeks, "What can I do?" ”

"You must have fallen out of love." I have to say that Lao Xiang's eyesight is really awesome, and then Lao Xiang sprinkled a handful of salt on my wound, "Is it on?" ”

"I ......" I was speechless, went directly into the room, hurriedly walked to the wrong room, and entered Lao Xiang's house, where it was called a mess, throwing toilet paper on the ground, and there was no place to put my feet.

Lao Xiang took a sip of the wine bottle, leaned against the door and said: "If you don't go up, you can't fall in love, let alone fall out of love. ”

If you can only fall in love with one kind of food, then wine is Lao Xiang's girlfriend, Lao Xiang should not have a girlfriend for a while, so he used the money he just earned to get some cooked food, and made three bottles of Niulanshan, and the two of them did it.

I was bitter in my heart, I accidentally drank too much, and began to talk nonsense, even I didn't know what to say, Lao Xiang was even more drunk and didn't know what sad things to arouse, crying, waiting for the two of them to kill four bottles of wine, it was just dark, closed my eyes and fell asleep, anyway, there was no electricity at home, and I couldn't see anything.

In the following days, he used the two hundred yuan deducted from Lao Xiang's cigarettes and alcohol for half a month, and finally he was empty-handed.

I was worried about what to do next, and Daxian, the lifesaver, called, saying that I hadn't seen him for more than half a month, which was weird. I was alert and said, "I'm so poor now, and the bark in the yard is almost gone, so don't come to trouble me."

Daxian said that you said it was late, and I had already arrived at your door.

I took a step over and saw that the fairy and the hammer were standing at the door, and behind them stood a guy with a shy face, it was actually Wu Xin.

The immortal forced his hands behind his back, and the leader inspected the same: "Don't you come out to meet the driver?" ”

"I'll welcome your sister." As soon as I scolded, the hand behind the fairy came out, and it was meat and wine.

I rushed over and hugged the thighs of the immortal, crying silently: "Your Majesty, I want to die of my concubine." ”

"Slut, get out of the calf!" Daxian kicked me away, and the hammer behind him and Wu Xin narrowed their eyes with laughter.

When we were eating and drinking, Lao Xiang was surprisingly well-behaved, so I was embarrassed to admit that he was my father, because he had been working hard, and half of the pig's head meat was killed by him alone, as for the wine, how could he bear to abandon his girlfriend at such a happy moment, in his words, he should be in trouble, and he would share the blessings.

I just didn't see it, and asked about the situation in Daxian for half a month, Wu Xin, this kid is fat enough, he didn't leave at all, and opened a room in the hotel with the money we pooled with him, and later knew that the Internet café was burned, and immediately reacted that it was a good thing done by Zhou Ziming, and he knew that this matter was caused by his failure to directly dry Zhou Ziming, so he went to find Zhou Ziming as soon as possible, and he went later than us, so he pounced. After being ambushed in the city for a few days, he learned that Zhou Ziming had run away.

When I went to find me, I had already come to my hometown, Daxian didn't let him harass me, and the three of them went around to inquire about Zhou Ziming's news, but there was no result. Daxian couldn't worry about me, so he came uninvited, and the three of them touched the door.

Drinking and chatting, mentioning the future road, the four of them have no ideas, Iron Hammer wants to get Zhou Ziming's game room in one mind, after Zhou Ziming ran away, the game room was taken over by Fei Fei, Iron Hammer has one more heart, and he didn't go to him, because Fei Fei may just be a spokesperson for Zhou Ziming, maybe Zhou Ziming will come back one day, it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, the brothers have no other strengths, and the worst thing is patience.

After eating and drinking, Lao Xiang burped and said, although we are small here, although the sparrows are small and have a lot of entertainment things, I have to take them to play.

Lao Xiang directly checkmated me without warning, it costs money to play, I can't even afford a pack of cigarettes, right? Wu Xin took a wonderful move at this time, and he came back to life, and this kid was carrying the running expenses that we forced him to make up.

I didn't care about the face, so I hugged Wu Xin's shoulder without shame: "You are my own brother!" ”

The four of them walked to the door, and Lao Xiang shouted: "Boy! ”

We looked back in amazement, Daxian is the most proficient, and in two seconds, he saw the fame from Lao Xiang's blinking triangular eyes, and took out five hundred yuan from Wu Xin's trouser pocket and handed it over: "Uncle, it's not too little, right?" ”

I was so embarrassed to throw it home, but I didn't expect Lao Xiang to take the money and say: "Enough, the old lady will be eighty overnight." ”

Daxian was stunned for a moment, and gave a thumbs up: "Uncle, ginger is still old and spicy!" ”

Lao Xiang Tian shamelessly rewhole a sentence: "Struggle, Sao Nian, don't come back at night!" ”

The hammer was thundered and walked for several miles before he came back to his senses: "Old ghost, you are definitely not biological!" ”

"If you say it again, I'll beat you up!" I was annoyed.

The hammer flashed the other hammers in his waist: "You try one." ”

I glanced at the claw hammer with a hammer head and a body made of pig iron, and was shocked, and complimented: ", good hammer, borrow my brother to play with it." ”

The hammer was very vain, and when he saw that I praised him for the hammer, he handed the hammer to me like a hammer, and I took the hammer and thought in my hand: "Who let me try it just now?" ”

Daxian and Wu Xin pointed at the hammer in unison, and the hammer cried: "Brother, I was wrong!" ”