Chapter 225: Calling the Upper Body?

I think this Mr. Pi has been cultivated by Western culture for many years, and he is very unfamiliar with Chinese. Because in addition to not being able to speak pure Chinese anymore, he also seems to not even understand pure Chinese.

This can be seen from the fact that after listening to my "poisonous oath", he didn't show any intention of getting angry at all.

Seeing that he nodded his head lightly to express his satisfaction with my poisonous oath, I didn't bother to communicate more with a rotten person like him who didn't think about people for good, so I simply picked up a broom and dustpan and began to sweep the cigarette ash that he bounced to the ground.

The two African brothers stood stupidly and didn't move, and when they saw that I wasn't holding a weapon, they didn't pay attention to me.

Luckily, Mr. Leather wasn't particularly 'skinny', and after he had said everything he had to say, he threw the cigarette butt into my plastic dustpan and got up to leave.

When he walked to the main entrance, I looked at the plastic dustpan that was about to be burned by cigarette butts and called out to him, "Wait a minute, Mr. Pi, can I ask you a question?" ”

Pete turned his head and said, "What's the problem?" I said, "Is there a cleaner in an upper-class country like the United States?" ”

Pete was stunned by my question, and reacted for a moment before replying, "Of course there is, what's wrong?" I said, "Oh, it's all right, may you bring glory to your country, goodbye." ”

Pete, who was more and more confused by what I said, frowned and left my house, I closed the door and opened the window to disperse the smell, not the smell of smoke, but the smell of scum, really choking.

Putting away the broom and dustpan, I continued to play with my phone to pass the time. I felt that it was not too early, so I sent a message to Chen Haobei and asked where he was? I said I couldn't bear them, and I came back, and I could allow them to send me another trip in the evening.

After waiting for a long time, I didn't wait for Chen Haobei's reply, but waited for the quarrel outside, it sounded like Aunt Li was arguing with his son, of course, it was mainly her son howling.

I opened the door and watched this unfilial son yelling at his mother unscrupulously, presumably he relied on his two big black brothers as protection, so he didn't pay much attention to the existence of the 'neurotic neighbor' I mentioned.

And I didn't listen to it for a long time, and I really couldn't listen to it anymore. Aunt Li's son is not as good as her daughter, although her daughter also has the same attitude towards the old lady as soon as they meet, but at least on the surface, she still wants to take the old lady to the United States to enjoy happiness and other scenes.

But her son is really not good, after Aunt Li repeatedly emphasized that she didn't want to leave here, this Mr. Pitt began to bluntly ask Aunt Li to hand over all the family savings to him, saying that as long as the savings were handed over to him, he would not force the old lady to leave here.

Of course, what he said was to prevent the old lady's money from being cheated out by some 'outsiders' with ulterior motives.

As he said this, he glanced at me unabashedly, and without hesitation, I dug out a lump of boogers and bounced at him.

It's a pity that my one-yang finger has not been practiced, and the cannonball smashed into the ground at a long distance from Mr. Pi, allowing him to escape his life.

"Oops, little skin... Little pimp..."

"Pete! It's Pete! ”

Pete was obviously angry that Aunt Li had misremembered his foreign name, and interrupted Aunt Li with a sharp throat.

Aunt Li continued: "Okay, little... Little Pete, you can't say that, Xiao Zhao is a good person, if it weren't for his help, our feng shui bureau wouldn't be alive at all, you should thank him. ”

It's rare that Aunt Li still knows how to defend me, since I was mentioned, it didn't seem appropriate for me not to speak, so she said from afar: "Yes, you have to experience your mother's hard work, she has paid too much for you, and you have to be more considerate of the old man's thoughts." ”

Hearing me speak for her, Aunt Li also hurriedly followed: "I'm nothing, we as parents, don't we just want our children to be good?" It's Xiao Zhao who is not related to us, and he helps us like this, Xiaopi, you can't do this, you have to thank others. ”

I heard this very interesting, so I took a few steps forward and said: "Alas, I have nothing, just like Aunt Li, you said, as long as the children are good, let's work hard, really, Xiaopi, as long as you are good, it is nothing for me and your mother to be hard and tired, but you must understand our intentions." ”

Aunt Li was moved by what I said, and wiped her tears with a handkerchief, I felt that I was almost happy, so I was ready to find a way to retreat, lest this Mr. Pi react and let his two bodyguards beat me.

Unexpectedly, I hadn't found an excuse yet, but Mr. Pi seemed to be suddenly stimulated, and shouted loudly at the top of his voice: "Feng Shui?!" Geomancy?! Mother! Don't be so stupid anymore, okay?! That's all made up by stupid ancient Chinese to deceive those even more stupid Chinese, Mother! What era is it now? Are you realistic?! ”

Aunt Li still said in a tone that was not in a hurry or slow: "Oh, little Pete, Feng Shui is a treasure left by our ancestors, how can you say that?" You see, aren't you blessed by feng shui to have smooth sailing? You can't believe it..."

In Aunt Li's chatter, Mr. Pi became more and more irritable, pacing back and forth while tugging at his collar indiscriminately.

Finally, when Aunt Li chattered from Feng Shui to the theory of ghosts and gods, Mr. Pi seemed to have finally found a counterattack point and said to Aunt Li: "Okay! Mother, didn't you say that there are ghosts in this world? Didn't you say that my father's soul always returns? Didn't you say that his soul would come back because of some bullshit feng shui? So, Mother, I only came back once a year, and you asked my father's soul to come out and meet me, and as long as you can let me see his soul, I will believe your words, and from then on I will... I'm no longer against you living in a place like this! ”

Aunt Li immediately followed her son's words and said, "Alas, there is a gap between yin and yang, although your father often comes back, but I don't know when he will definitely come back..."

"I don't care! Anyway, you let him come out to see me now! Didn't you say that he also cooked for you and helped you deliver food?! Then why can't you scream?! I don't care! I must see him! Now is it! ”

Little Pete's hysteria finally made Aunt Li helpless, or Aunt Li also felt that Little Pete was right, if her husband could appear, then he would naturally be able to convince Little Pete. So Aunt Li compromised: "Okay... Since you miss your dad so much, I'm going to call him out, but I can't guarantee that he'll come out..."

"You go and call! Call now! As long as he can come out, I'll leave immediately! Little Pete urged like a mad dog.

Aunt Li sighed and turned around and went back to her house, her door was not closed, and from the angle from which I was standing, I could see that she had gone to the mourning hall in the house.