is also mixed with broken English words, the same Mandarin with a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent, and the same scolding words such as "old-fashioned", "superstitious" and "stubborn".

Aunt Li, just like her daughter, wiped her tears while whispering something to the eldest brother.

This is a 'loving mother and many losers', right? Alas, look at how good my family is, 'strict father out of waste son'.

After seeing the situation clearly, I walked towards Aunt Li while comforting myself sourly, but as soon as I came to the corner, an African brother reached out to me and made a gesture to stop me, I quickly explained: "I'm going back to my house, you are in my way, black brother... You're handsome in your sunglasses. ”

My words were very polite, but this African brother probably couldn't understand Chinese and didn't respond to my words at all, so I teased him: "Hello, trouble you let let, I want to gohome, inside... MyHome is behind you, and you're in the way. ”

In fact, if I tried hard, I could still say these simple words in English, but when I think of their employer's English proficiency just now, I deeply feel that if I speak so well with a combination of Chinese and Western languages like his employer, these two African friends will be easier to understand.

Sure enough, one of the African friends turned his head to look at his employer after I finished this 'senior dialogue', I glanced at their employer, and then turned to greet Aunt Li: "Hello Aunt Li, this big brother is the biological son you personally gave birth to, raised in person, sent him to study abroad, and personally helped him arrange a job, and personally gave him a lot of living expenses after he worked, right?" ”

Aunt Li obviously didn't understand my yin and yang weird cynicism, and after I asked, she nodded, and said in her usual chattering tone: "Yes, this is your brother, your brother is out now, you see those two black people, they are your brother's bodyguards, you see what they are doing for your brother, what are they tanned?" Come, Xiao Zhao, come and say hello to your brother, son... Son, what's your name now? Mom is so old that she can't remember. ”

Aunt Li's son looked annoyed with hatred and iron, straightened his collar, and reluctantly squeezed out a constipated smile and said to me: "Hello, please call me Pete, an American citizen." ”

I also replied politely: "Hello Mr. Pi, my surname is Zhao..."

"It doesn't matter, I still have something to do, please take care of it." Mr. Pi interrupted me to introduce myself.

Of course, I didn't really want to have more contact with him, so I simply said to Aunt Li: "Aunt Li, then you guys are busy first, I'll go home first, you can call me at any time if you have something." ”

After speaking, I pointed in the direction of my door and said, "Mr. Pi, please say a few kind words to this foreign lord and let me go?" ”

Mr. Pi took a closer look, and then waved his hand a little annoyedly, and this African buddy finally stopped getting in my way at his signal.

I took a few steps back, thought about it, and reminded them, "Oh, yes, Mr. Pi, your mom is next door... I'm not scolding you, I'm serious, the family next to your mother lives a mentally ill person with a history of murder, and it is not illegal for such a person to kill someone in our country, if you don't want to die in a foreign country, it's better not to disturb him. ”

After that, I didn't wait for them to answer, and went back to my house.

When I got home, I first ordered myself instant noodles, which lasted for a long time, and I was dying of hunger.

I'll go to the door to steal the sound when I fill my stomach, not for anything else, if this man's tendons are desperate to make trouble with Aunt Li, even for the sake of Aunt Li's usual food delivery, I have to go out and stop me from saying anything.

As a result, I don't know if what I said when I was parting just now had an effect, and there was no movement outside, so I guess I went home to make a noise.

But since it's quiet, I'm going to do something.

Of course, the only thing I should do now is to do whatever I like and do whatever I want, and then set off again tomorrow.

As a result, I had just been lying down for less than ten minutes when suddenly there was a heavy knock on the door, and I went up to the door and saw through the cat's eye, and it was pitch black.

Wipe your eyes and look again, oh... It's that African buddy just now.

When I opened the door, I saw that Pete and the two black men had arrived, and I pretended to be flattered and said, "Yo, why are you three here?" It really makes the humble house shine. ”

Pete didn't wait for my invitation, he broke into my house, and the two black men followed me unceremoniously.

I frowned slightly, why did I think it was my own home?

Pete ignored me, walked to the back room, took out a tissue and wiped the side of the bed, then sat on my quilt, took out a coffee-colored cigarette, lit it and took a deep breath, then pointed to the small bench next to the bed and said, "Your surname is Zhao, right?" Sit, I have something to ask you. ”

I sat down on the small bench for some reason, and as soon as I sat down, I had to look up and watch him flick the ashes straight to the floor of my room, and my disgust for this man suddenly intensified.

"It seems that Mr. Zhao's financial situation is indeed not very good." Pete said.

I didn't deny it, nodded and said, "Well, I am poor, my family is surrounded by walls, and I can barely make ends meet." ”

Pete flicked another piece of cigarette ash and said, "My time is precious, so I don't like to waste time on worthless people and things, so I'll just tell you." There are many poor people in China, and there is nothing wrong with the idea that the poor want to become rich, but there is also a saying in China that 'a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way', and I hope that Mr. Zhao will stop thinking of some crooked ways in order to become rich. My mother is old and sometimes a little confused, and I don't want anyone to cheat her out of her money when she's not very sober, after all... All the future will be left to me. ”

I understand, this grandson is treating me as a gang of people who sell health care products and engage in illegal fundraising.

I looked at the two big black men who were sure that they couldn't beat, and said with anger in my heart: "What Mr. Pete means is that your mother's money will be your money in the future, so you don't want your mother's money to be cheated away, you think that your mother is sometimes not sober, so you are not very comfortable with your mother's money, you are afraid that I will cheat your mother's money, so come and help your mother's money to remind me, is that what you mean?" ”

Pete was stunned for a moment, thought about it and nodded, "I think Mr. Zhao understands what I mean." ”

I also nodded and said: "Well, I am much happier after I finish speaking, Mr. Pi rest assured, bastard is only worried about your mother's money, I Zhao Yiqian swear here, whoever cares about your mother's money, who is not good to die, go out and be hit by the car first, and then be loaded by another car on the front before landing and take off again, after the click of the ten consecutive collisions, as soon as the landing was split into a slag by five thunderbolts, the wild dog shit on the ground when passing by. Urine. What does Mr. Pi think of this poisonous oath? Energetic or not? ”