Lu Shiyan's subordinates: "......"

Commander, are you really okay like this?

Lu Shiyan's face did not change.

Those who know the times are handsome, and they can't save their lives, so what can they talk about conquering the earth?

Don't look at how weird this earth woman is!

"Well, I'm glad you can change your ways." Long Xiaoxiao was very satisfied with Lu Shiyan's attitude.

"It's just that you speak with too much accent, so you should pay attention to it in the future."

Lu Shiyan wants to turn his face, this dead woman can't make personal attacks at every turn, hasn't she learned respect?

"Good!"

"Then you are obedient, don't do anything hurtful, otherwise, Sister Long will blow you up with a punch!"

"Good!"

The little brother is so well-behaved, Long Xiaoxiao went back satisfied.

"Is this earth woman really an earthling? That's too fast, isn't it? ”

"Commander, could it be that there are other advanced planetary civilizations that are also planning to colonize Earth?"

"Then we have to find the 886th battleship and contact the home planet."

After a while, Lu Shiyan came back to his senses, and his subordinates were still discussing the matter of Long Xiao's death.

The commander began to be irritable again: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you go to find the battleship quickly, you idiots!" ”

The subordinate looked at the commander indescribably: menopausal symptoms are starting again.

Lu Shiyan can't wait to shoot this group of fools to death, if it weren't for the degradation of his strength due to the water and soil, he would have used his bluff?

Which damn scum did it on the second battleship in the first place?

It caused him to malfunction while jumping in space and crash-landed on Earth.

Originally, he wanted to stay on Earth for a short time, repair the battleship and then return to his home planet.

The tragedy is that the earth does not produce the resources they need, and the high-tech products brought by the earth are also good and bad, such as interstellar language translators......

Finally contacted the home planet, and waited for the 886th battleship to come to their aid.

Because of the severe communication delay, the 886th battleship came to Earth and was struck by lightning, but they did not receive the signal until four hours later.

But the 886th battleship had not yet fallen, and a strange woman ran out.

fall, he must have an enmity with the earth!

Lu Shiyan was angry, he has worked hard to adapt to life on the earth over the years, and in order to conquer the entertainment industry first, he has worked hard to learn the language of the earth.

As a result, as a planetary life form with only one language, his language talent has completely degenerated, and he was almost driven crazy by the language of country Z.

The commander of the second battleship is a dignified commander who learns a, o, and e every day...... To distinguish what initials and finals, we must also try to distinguish the meaning of what people in country Z speak.

Because of the accent problem, the talkative commander Shengsheng held himself back into a cold fan who cherished words like gold, and was forced to practice a perfect smile.

It's not good to be an actor......

Otherwise, 30 million fans will be gone!

But the only thing Lu Shiyan is glad about is that he didn't use the actor's face today, otherwise he would have to show his stuffing!

What is that woman named Sister Long who wants to control him? Dream!

said that after Long Xiaoxiao returned to Yu Xinglang's house, Yu Xinglang had actually woken up.

Yu Xinglang was glad that the neurosis of Long Xiaoxiao had finally gone, and people appeared in front of him without warning.

Yu Xinglang's fragile heart was hit hard: "Why are you still here?" ”

"Take care of you." The dragon is smiling like a flower.

But in Yu Xinglang's opinion, there is only fright.

"No, please go."

"Oh, then if I leave, I'll snatch you back to my cave."

Yu Xinglang: "......"

"What do you like about me, can't I change it?"

"You're good-looking."

Yu Xinglang died.