"These four buildings are not placed at a serious angle, the east is narrow, the west is wide, you look at the floor, the east floor is low, the west floor is high, and the east and west sides are blocked, the east side is okay, it is blocked by the house, the west side is directly such a big high wall, the prison wall is not so tall and mighty, and this big and small design, what do you say it looks like?"

Brother Chao looked at me stunned after speaking, I thought about it and said, "The back wall of a big shopping mall on the west side, five or six floors, of course it's bigger than the prison, is the shape... Steamed bread? Cake? Brother Chao gave me a middle finger and said, "Your IQ is basically goodbye to the cake, coffin!" Only the coffin is in this shape. ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "It's like you really understand, I asked the intermediary, the east side is short and the west side is high so that all the rooms have the same light duration as much as possible, is this architecture?" ”

"Ding Dong~"

After saying this, the elevator also reached the thirteenth floor, Brother Chao walked out of the elevator and looked left and right, and then walked to the fire staircase and looked at the courtyard of the community outside the window and said: "Brother Qian, it's not me who said, even if the people who build your community don't understand, at least they believe in feng shui, you look at the two small gardens on the ground, one round and one side, and there is such a path that splits the entire community in half, do you understand the round sky?" ”

I shrugged my shoulders indifferently and said, "You know, let's go, hurry back to dinner, what time is it?" ”

Brother Chao frowned and thoughtfully followed me back to my new home, went directly to the table, and started eating, drinking and chatting.

After a few glasses of cold beer, everyone gradually opened up the conversation. As with every meeting, these colleagues first made all kinds of mistakes, then supported my decision, and finally emphasized that they would definitely resign sooner or later.

The colleagues were all impassioned and indignant, as if they were not in the same place as Zhu Bajie. But I know that when they see Zhu Bajie, they will immediately become servile and humble one by one, how well-behaved and well-behaved they are.

Brother Liu is the oldest employee in the unit, and he is also the best acting in this gang, he once educated me and Brother Chao with emotion, saying that this is called 'maturity'.

But Brother Chao and I both think that this is not maturity, maturity does not mean that you have to be in front of others and others in the back, and maturity does not mean that you have to play tricks on everyone.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and we fell silent.

I got up and opened the door, and there was a middle-aged man in his forties standing outside the door, and when he saw me open the door, he asked enthusiastically, "Hello, you are new to move in, right?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, you are..."

The middle-aged man said: "Hey, hello, my surname is Wang, I live next to you 1303, that's right, my wife is pregnant and needs to recuperate, this time is not early, your side..."

I glanced down at my phone, and it was already ten o'clock in the evening. Thinking that we seemed to be a little loud just now, I said, "Ah, I'm sorry Brother Wang, I moved here the first day, and my friend came to recognize the door, so we'll end it, I'm sorry." ”

Lao Wang said "thank you" twice and turned to leave, I closed the door and said, "That..." Brother Liu took the lead in getting up and said: "Yes, you just moved here, don't offend your neighbors, be a man, connections are money, then let's withdraw." ”

We chatted and went downstairs together, and everyone took a few taxis to leave, but in the end, Brother Chao said that he didn't go with them because of something.

My colleagues all knew that we had an iron relationship, so I didn't take it seriously, and after the people left, I asked Brother Chao: "Go back and drink?" And wine. Brother Chao said, "The wine must be drunk, and I have to tell you something." I asked, "What's the matter?" Brother Chao said, "There is also a problem with the feng shui of your new house. ”

I glanced at him and walked back to myself, and I accidentally caught a glimpse of a doorman sitting in the unlit gatepost, which was very small, and a little bigger than the phone booth that Superman used to transform.

The light was dark, and a dim humanoid silhouette inside looked a little scary.

Suddenly, the phone rang, I took it out and saw that it was a WeChat message from Li Xiaomeng: Why do you seem to... Don't want to ignore me?

"Then, your house is a long strip, as soon as you enter the door, there is a living room, and then in the middle of the whole house is the toilet and kitchen, and behind the toilet and kitchen is the bedroom, you are so big, have you ever seen the toilet and kitchen in charge of the reincarnation of grains built in the middle of a house?"

As soon as I returned to the room, Brother Chao began to promote his feng shui theory again, and I listened to it expressionlessly and said, "Have you finished speaking?" Brother Chao pouted and said, "Let me tell you, in terms of feng shui layout, this will definitely be... Come on, I'll not talk about it, right? You don't believe that anyway. ”

Seeing that my expression was not good, Brother Chao smiled and changed the conversation.

There are many dishes, as well as wine, and we chatted and drank quietly.

After a while, the phone rang again, and I took it out to see that it was still Li Xiaomeng's WeChat: We are home, rest assured.

I still didn't reply to her, and I put my phone back in my pocket again.

The next morning, Brother Chao staggered up to wash, and I lay down on the makeshift bunk to get ready for a good night's sleep.

After a while, Brother Chao finished cleaning up and said to me: "Hey, Brother Qian, I'm leaving, I still have to go to work today." I answered motionlessly, and after the door slammed shut, the whole world fell silent, and I fell asleep again...

"Bang Bang..."

The constant knocking on the door was getting louder and louder, and I don't know how long it took me to be sure that it wasn't in a dream.

When I opened the door, there was still the old Wang next door standing outside the door last night, I yawned and asked, "Brother Wang, good morning, what are you doing?" Lao Wang continued to maintain that humble attitude that seemed to feel very fake, and said: "Hello, hello, I haven't asked yet, little brother, what is your surname?" ”

I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to say it, my surname is Zhao, you can just call me Xiao Zhao." Lao Wang said, "Oh, the surname is Zhao? Good surname, good surname. ”

Speaking of this, Lao Wang seemed to have something to say, paused, and I asked, "Brother Wang, you... Is there something wrong? Lao Wang said: "Ah, a little thing, that's the case, Brother Wang wants to ask you, how many people do you live here?" I said, "I'm alone, what's the matter?" The king said, "Then those people last night..."

I suddenly thought of the reason why Lao Wang interrupted our dinner last night, so I explained to him: "Oh, Brother Wang, don't worry, those are my former colleagues, I just moved here so I had dinner, most of them will never come to me in the future, you can rest assured sister-in-law, I usually don't make noise." ”

Lao Wang immediately smiled and said, "Oh, the little brother is so much... Too... That's what, thank you then! I didn't care and said, "Thank you, Brother Wang is too polite." Lao Wang then whispered: "Then, then trouble Brother Zhao, can you usually walk quietly in the corridor?" Pregnant women, understand a lot. ”

I didn't think much about it before I nodded and agreed: "Brother Wang, don't worry, I'm sure I'm not noisy, it's all a trivial matter." ”

Lao Wang thanked me very politely again, and I also followed his example and was polite to him for a while.

I couldn't sleep because of this, so I simply washed my face and started cleaning.

After cleaning up for a long time, I ate something casually at noon, and in the afternoon I went to the furniture market to think about buying a bed first, and I couldn't make a floor every day like last night.

After shopping in the furniture market for a while, I just chose a double bed, and the mobile phone rang, and as soon as I picked up the phone, I heard Brother Chao impatiently say: "Brother Qian, are you at home now?" Something happened! Get out there and hide! ”

I followed the furniture master to the co-pilot of the bed truck, and said into my mobile phone: "Come, Xiao Chaochao, calm down, what's going on?" Tell me more about your uncle? ”

Brother Chao on the other side said in the same tone: "Don't be funny, Zhu Bajie!" He came to the unit this morning, except for me, he talked to his colleagues one by one, just after the conversation, Wang Yang secretly told me that Zhu Bajie was inquiring about your new residence, and he wanted to seek revenge on you! ”

Wang Yang is in charge of finance in the company, a particularly simple and diligent girl, her personality outside of work is a bit arrogant, and she usually treats our men as buddies, and she was there last night.

Hearing Brother Chao say this, I was a little more serious and confirmed with him, "What do you mean?" ”

Brother Chao said: "Zhu Bajie just left, he contacted someone and wanted to block you, our colleague someone told him the location of your new home, I asked around, no one admitted who said it, but Zhu Bajie has already left, Brother Liu said that it means Zhu Bajie is going to take someone to beat you out of anger!" ”

When he said this, Brother Chao was already a little out of breath, and he sounded like he was running.

I asked him, "What are you doing?" What about strenuous exercise? Got a girlfriend? Brother Chao said, "I'll take a taxi, and I'll go over to find you." ”

My heart warmed, but I said stiffly, "What are you doing here?" Rubbing rice again? Can you still get a face? Brother Chao scolded: "Rub your uncle, when this matter passes, you owe Lao Tzu a meal!" Sumptuous meal! ”

The phone hung up, I didn't call back, Brother Chao said he was coming to me, I knew he wanted to carry the matter with me.

I didn't think about refusing, because if someone wanted to do this to Brother Chao on the other hand, no one would be able to stop me from going to him.

The furniture market is not very far from the community where I live, and it is only ten minutes without traffic jams. Suddenly, a WeChat message popped up, and it was Li Xiaomeng again: Brother Qian, are you at home?

I just wanted to put away my phone again, but suddenly I had a very strange feeling in my heart, so I replied: Yes, what's the matter?

Li Xiaomeng replied after a while: It's okay, it's hot outside, you rarely have time to rest, so go out less at home.

Waiting at home? Lest Zhu Bajie pounce on the air?

I thought about it and suddenly an idea popped into it, so I said to the truck driver, "Hey, master, let's turn around and go back?" The master looked at me and said, "What are you doing?" What about walking me? I said, "No, it's a lot of money for you, I just remembered that I still have to buy a table, chair, bedside table, wardrobe, refrigerator, TV, washing machine, refrigerator, induction cooker, computer..."

The master interrupted me and said, "Young man, did you use to collect waste or do you shout wheat?" Why is your mouth so sharp? It's like announcing the name of the dish, but there is not even a punctuation mark. I said, "No, anyway, let's not go back first, there will definitely be a lot of money for you, okay?" ”

The driver said indifferently: "As long as I have a lot of money, I will do it for you to send Syria, then we will go back." ”

I said "thank you", and then dialed Brother Chao's number, Brother Chao picked up the phone instantly, I said: "Brother Chao, you go back to work, I am not in the community." ”

Brother Chao said: "What do you mean? You've already run? I said, "Hehe, someone sent me a message, don't worry about it, anyway, Zhu Bajie can't catch me today, you can go back to work quickly." ”

Brother Chao said resolutely: "Last fart? I'm gone! Uncle, all my colleagues asked one by one, but they didn't ask me, this is too obvious, right? It's no fun to keep working, where are you? I'm looking for you to drink. ”

I said: "Then you come to the Luoyang Road Furniture Market, I'll wait for you here, by the way, who did Zhu Bajie ask last?" Brother Chao thought for a while and said, "The last thing I asked... It seems to be Li Xiaomeng, what's wrong? I said, "Nothing, curious, I'll see you later." ”

The most poisonous woman's heart...

I thought to myself.

In fact, I don't have much enmity with Zhu Bajie, he usually deducts our salary, deducts our holidays, lets us work overtime for free, works at home, and scolds us for being incompetent every day. Hehe, it's a pity, he pounced, I don't know if he will shake his trust in Li Xiaomeng later?

Actually, I really don't have much enmity with the Zhu Eight family, if I knew that because I released his pigeon this time, I would have harmed their family of three so badly, then I...