On a sunny morning, I was leaning on the bed looking at the information on the mobile phone screen, and suddenly a WeChat voice message popped up, and I hurriedly clicked on it, and the voice of Brother Chao immediately sounded in the earphones: "Brother Qian, I have arrived in Yunnan, I just got off the plane, how are you there?" ”

I replied, "I'm looking up the information, and I'm still stuck here and can't get out, so you must be safe over there." ”

After a while, Brother Chao sent a voice again: "I know, you too, I'll rush back as soon as this thing is over, if we are both alive after this is over, you owe me a meal." ”

I replied, "When this is over, I owe you my life as long as I live." ”

Brother Chao didn't reply to me again, and after a few minutes, he sent me a smirk.

Suddenly, I put down my phone and walked to the balcony to look at the bustling crowd outside.

The sun is shining, and it is fair to sprinkle on everyone who wants to be exposed, no money, and no distinction between local or foreign accounts.

Seeing this situation, I suddenly wanted to go out for a walk, turned around and picked up my mobile phone to empty the browsing history, went out, and took the elevator downstairs.

A baker's dozen... Twelve... Eleven... Three... One

The hallway outside the elevator was shady, and when I walked through the hallway and opened the security door, the situation outside was basically the same as when I first moved to this neighborhood.

The man who circled the lawn with the urn was still making his routine round, and the old people around him who were sitting in the sun did not see him, sitting in silence as sculptures on their respective mazaars.

Only when I came out, one or two old men glanced at me with lifeless, cloudy pupils, but immediately looked away and continued to bask in the sun in silence.

The noisy kids, the chatting aunts, the lawn mowing, everything seems so normal, normal as if this time it's not a horror story.

I slipped all the way to the main gate of the community, and the property manager in charge of the gatekeeper walked out of the gate, looked at me coldly, and didn't say a word.

I raised my hand in surrender and said, "Uncle, I'm not leaving." The janitor said, "You have to be able to walk away, too." I said, "Yes, I can't escape your hands, I admit it." ”

The janitor didn't speak again, just gave a crisp "hum" and returned to the sentry box by himself.

I turned around and walked back, and by the way, I took out my mobile phone and tried to make a call, calling home, and reminding the other party that he was not in the service area; Call 110 to remind the other party that they are not in the service area; Dial 120 to remind the other party that they are not in the service area; Dial 130, the prompt dialed number is incomplete.

Forget it, don't call the police, last time they made the police believe that I was sick so easily and locked me up, thinking about that month, it was like spending it in hell.

That's right, tell the police about those things, they can believe it, and there are ghosts.

Fortunately, you didn't cut off my WiFi and stop my water and electricity, with these three things plus air, Lao Tzu can live, thinking of this, I also crisply "hum".

I didn't walk a few steps, and the man holding the urn happened to pass in front of me, and I greeted him with a bad taste and said, "Brother Zhang, walk the ashes again, the box has been fat these days." ”

The man passed me as if he hadn't heard, and passed me without reacting.

I continued to walk back somewhat bored, reminiscing about a series of incredible things that had happened since I moved into the neighborhood.

If I hadn't moved to this place this time last year, I wouldn't be like this now, alas, I thought I had picked up a big bargain...

Walking into the elevator, pressing the button on the thirteenth floor, there are thousands of thoughts in my head, if Brother Chao can succeed, I can escape this catastrophe, I must record all the things after living in this community, so that more people know.

So, where do you start? Alas, of course, from the first day I lived in this community...

The sun was shining brightly, and I was kicked out of the dorm after falling out with my boss on the first day.

At night, I drank with Brother Chao, who I met in the unit, at the roadside stall until it was broken, and the next day I came out of the express hotel alone and began to run around to find a place for myself.

After more than half a day, I was finally taken by an intermediary to this community that almost killed me several times later.

"If it weren't for the fact that the house here is so new, at this price, I would have thought it was because of some 'dirty'." Standing in the new house and looking around, I joked.

The chubby intermediary sister next to her laughed very lowly, and when she heard my words, she burst into hearty laughter, and only after the laughter did she say: "This child, why do you still believe those at a young age?" Where are there ghosts in the world? What's more, this is a new house. I don't believe in this, your eldest sister, how about it, let's sign it if you have no opinion, right? ”

I teased my eldest sister and said, "You don't believe in ghosts and gods, so why did you knock on the empty house three times when you entered the door just now?" ”

The eldest sister didn't smile very heartily this time, she said with a little embarrassment: "Get used to it, haha." ”

This neighborhood is all new, quite new.

According to the intermediary, this is an old city renovation, and after the renovation, each of the relocated households has more than two houses in their hands, all in this one community. Anyway, there is no shortage of money in hand, so they rent out the extra house at a low price very casually.

I believed it.

The eldest sister of the intermediary helped me complete all the leasing procedures in one go, and after paying the money, I asked the eldest sister: "Eldest sister, what kind of person is the landlord?" Why didn't he show up at all? ”

After receiving the money, the eldest sister of the intermediary laughed higher, and she said in a flat tone: "Oh, ordinary people, we are all old acquaintances, so I have carte blanche to do it, then, the key to the house, I wish you a happy life in your new home." ”

I took the keys and didn't rush back to my new house, but took the car back to the old company's dormitory to get my luggage.

"How is Zhu Bajie? You came to help me move things, does he know? When I arrived at the dormitory, I asked Brother Chao, who was already waiting here.

'Zhu Bajie' is the nickname we give to the boss in private, and the person is as his name suggests, and there is no derogatory meaning.

Brother Chao said indifferently: "Zhu Bajie went home to recuperate, it is estimated that he will not return to the unit for three or five days, my colleagues asked me to come over and give you a hand, and they helped me cover up." ”

Brother Chao is occasionally very two, occasionally very shrewd, but he is the only true friend I have made at work since I entered the society, and I like the cynicism that he is very similar to me.

"Thank you yesterday, if you hadn't tripped Zhu Bajie, I think it's really a bit difficult to beat him up, hey, when will you resign?"

Although I thanked him when I drank with Brother Chao last night, I still can't help but want to say it again.

Brother Chao said lazily: "Besides, if you leave, when I resign and cut him, there will be no one to trip him for me." ”

I'm a little sad, after all, it's a small parting.

After thinking about it, I smiled and said, "Even if those calves are righteous enough, they know to cover for you." Brother Chao said: "It's not in vain, I'll go and burn the kang for you at night, you know." ”

Brother Chao said as he helped me with my luggage, and I said, "That's necessary, it's all called, I'll do it." ”

Brother Chao went back to the company to continue working, and I returned to the community alone, put two bags of luggage in the room and went outside to stroll.

There are a total of four buildings in this community, with a 'field' distribution, each with four units, an open community, which at first glance extends in all directions.

The outlets on the first floor are full of all kinds of shops, and there are all kinds of patterns, and it seems that there is everything.

The house I rented was very new, almost rough, not to mention the furniture, the only good thing was that there was a lot of space.

The simple table, plastic bench, plus vegetables and wine, worked hard for a long time, and finally purchased all the materials for the 'burning kang' at night.

The wine here in Binhai City is very special, a big iron barrel is filled with forty pounds of absolutely fresh beer just brewed on the day, usually buy wine is sold in plastic bags, walking on the street is a very regional scenery, a bag of yellow and yellow floating foaming liquid...

I returned to my new home and cleaned up briefly, and I sighed in my heart that I could only make do with a bunk tonight, but fortunately it was summer, and the ground was not cold.

Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and when I picked it up, I heard Brother Chao's voice: "Hey, Brother Qian, we have arrived at the gate of your community, how can we walk again?" I said, "Then you poke with that, and I'll come down and fetch you." ”

Hanging up the phone, I hurriedly took the elevator downstairs, as soon as I walked out of the security door of the unit building, I saw a group of people standing at the door of the community looking around, I hurriedly greeted: "Hey! Brothers and sisters, this way! ”

After shouting, I grinned vigorously, until everyone walked up to me, I hurriedly handed the key to my colleague 'Brother Liu' and said, "Come on, look at your politeness, what else do you bring?" What's that, Brother Liu, you take your colleagues up first, 1302, I'll go buy something again, Brother Chao, together. ”

Brother Chao said dissatisfiedly: "What's the matter? Go on your own. After saying that, I wanted to slip away, so I hurriedly grabbed him, and then smiled politely at Brother Liu.

Brother Liu also smiled and said, "Okay, let's go up and visit your new home first, and we'll see you later." ”

After saying that, my colleagues entered the unit building together, and after seeing that the unit security door was completely closed, I was a cannon punch at the super brother, and I didn't stop until I was almost laughing at the goods.

When Brother Chao slowed down, I gave him a blank look and said, "You can do it, why did you call her too?" Disgusting me, right? ”

Brother Chao smiled and said, "Don't say that, you have nothing to do with Li Xiaomeng, right?" What's more, if you leave people alone in the dormitory, do you think it looks good? Besides, it's what you said to call everyone up, don't rely on me. ”

I was a little speechless for a while, yes, there was nothing between me and her, her purity didn't say that it was specially performed for me, it was her power to choose which man she chose, and it was not Brother Chao's fault to see her and Zhu Bajie, it was none of his business.

Uncle, but why did you have to let me bump into me at that time?

I just wanted to scold two more sentences to relieve my hatred, but Brother Chao first looked up at the buildings around me and said, "Your community... Feng Shui is a bit of a problem..."