Chapter 62: The Dog-Headed Military Master Hu Qingliang
Hu Qingliang first had a nightmare for three days, and it was not until today that he relieved his breath a little, from the pain at the beginning to the special taste now, he is really not easy.
If someone else had suffered a similar experience, I am afraid that he would have gone crazy and become a mentally ill person who could only drool and eat what Ollie gave, after all, not everyone can bear the hundred spring sows in their dreams, and any of the young men here may not be able to bear it, right?
No pain, no gain.
The current Hu Qingliang seems to be different from the past, although he is still fat and cheap, but there seems to be a qualitative leap in the spiritual level, quite a trace of sharpness and aggression, much better than the disgusting and timid like a mouse in the past.
Maybe......
This is called Seon's loss of horses, right?
It just so happened that the sow had some taste for Hu Qingliang, which should have been a punishment, but it turned out to be a tempering for him, and he gave him a creation for nothing.
But then again.
In the past three days, Hu Qingliang has eaten so many three bone fish grilled by Hong Yi, and he still eats in a state of dementia, eating very little, and on the fourth day today, he was hungry for a whole day, and his stomach was already rumbling and protesting solemnly.
Regardless of his three-seven-twenty-seven, Hu Qingliang directly grabbed the hot slices of insect meat and stuffed them into his mouth, and the delicacy of that moment moved him to tears.
It's good to be alive.
It's much stronger than Yan Fu in the nightmare.
In life, there is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, there is no need to be too attached to the predicament in front of you, cross it, there will be something better waiting for you in front of you, such as the supreme delicious meat in your mouth.
"Uncle, this is Xiaohong's meat, aren't you the most afraid of Xiaohong? When I asked you to drink some red tofu brain, you vomited like a dog. ”
"What? This is Xiaohong's meat? No wonder you lad talk about it every day, it turns out that its meat can taste so good...... You kid has a bad heart, and it took so long to tell me that its meat is edible! ”
Hu Qingliang was anxious and angry, so angry that his face was shaking, he had never seen such a lonely and unrighteous person.
"I told you...... And I have said several times that its meat is delicious, but you drink its tofu brain and drink the psychological shadow, so you resist it very much, have you forgotten? ”
"Hey! I'm just politely prevaricating, if you tell me to eat again, I'll show you the food! ”
Hu Qingliang was full of oil, and he ate all the dozen or so pieces of barbecue on the iron net, and he also ran to do it himself, and cut more than a dozen pieces to roast, looking at his starving ghost-like posture, I am afraid that he will have to let go of his belly and eat him three catties tonight to be satisfied.
Hong Yi asked, "Uncle...... The night I ran to chase Xiaobai four days ago, what happened to you and Sister Lin in the house? Why is she gone? Was you forced her to commit suicide by throwing herself into the river? ”
After many days, Hong Yi must track down the truth of that day.
Hu Qingliang wiped the oil stains on the corners of his mouth, frowned and thought for a while, as if sorting out his incomplete memories:
"Don't talk nonsense, guy...... I, Hu Qingliang, am also the top love saint in Songzhou City, how can I be so strong that I need to be strong against women? Besides, I don't have a miracle medicine of India, and without that, I can't comfort a woman who has lost her footing, right? ”
"What about her?"
"How do I know! I remember when you left the shore to chase the giant worm with white flowers...... The night was long, and she had no intention of sleeping, Sister Lin slept in the quilt naked, and shouted that the fat brother would play together, and then I would go over to lick her dog...... I don't remember the rest of the story, I just remember that her eyes were bright and beautiful......"
"Nonsense! How could Sister Lin seduce you? She has a shoulder injury, and it is impossible for her to have that kind of interest, and besides, she is not bad-looking, and she is not a hungry woman, so it is strange that she looks down on you. ”
"Lad's paper! Believe it or not, you don't need to hurt people so much! Anyway, I've told you everything I know, if you think Sister Lin is gone, you can go back to the supermarket and bring Sister Yang and Sister Lu back to have a lot of fun, women, there are a lot! ”
Hu Qingliang roared angrily, and then buried himself in the barbecue, showing his unique barbecue skills, and drizzled some sesame oil to roast it sizzlingly.
Seeing Hu Qingliang's appearance, Hong Yi was sure that he would not lie.
Because although Hu Qingliang is full of nonsense, when it comes to women, he is very honest.
Not......
Maybe Lin Mei seduced Hu Qingliang because she was affected by a huge flower bud, right? That thing will release all kinds of greed in people's hearts, thinking about it this way, everything seems to be reasonable, maybe Lin Mei later found out that she had a leg with Hu Qingliang, a bald and fat man, and felt sorry for her husband, so Zhenlie was angry and angry, so she committed suicide by throwing herself into the river.
In this way, it can explain why there is no body of Lin Mei in the vicinity, it must have been washed downstream by the river, and the body is nowhere to be seen.
In the final analysis, the buds are too evil.
But the more evil it is, the more Hong Yi feels that it is a treasure, and he is really looking forward to the day when it blooms.
That night, Hu Qingliang, Wen Chouhai, Jun Jiaoxiang, Tian Gang, and Mo Danai had a good meal.
They consumed ten catties of insect meat for supper, and they all ate it to the point that they couldn't walk, of course, in addition to the insect meat, they also tasted other sewer offal, especially Hu Qingliang, a dead fat man, who desperately stuffed pieces of roasted kidney slices into his mouth, he knew that the curative effect of this little red kidney slices was a hundred times better than that of black wolfberry.
That night, when Hu Qingliang went to pee by the river, he could clearly feel that his urine pressure had risen by at least 30% compared with before, from the degree of dripping and wetting the soles of his shoes, directly increased to the extent that he could urinate half a meter away, but he was so happy that he said that men don't flick when they have tears, but at this moment Hu Qingliang just wanted to look up to the sky and scream, and let the tears fly.
What an opportunity!
How many wolfberries, red dates, and leek seeds can't cure kidney disease, but I didn't expect that a small red kidney can bring unexpected horror effects, immediate results, full of vitality, if such good things are placed in peacetime, I am afraid that a pair of insect kidneys can be fried to millions, how many middle-aged people count on it to regain their strength!
Seeing Hu Qingliang crying by the river, Hong Yi also walked next to him and said together:
"Uncle, don't cry, the days to come will be fine...... In the future, you can give us a few chefs with peace of mind, although you are not very useful, but the cooking is barely passable, if there is worm meat, I will give priority to you to help cook, to ensure that you have meat to eat every day. ”
"Uh...... Lad, you're a brother...... But don't pee in front of me, okay, it's too devastating! ”
Hu Qingliang's face was sour, jealous and hateful, because by the light of the candle flame, he could clearly see that Hong Yi's urine distance could be four or five meters away, what kind of monster-level urine pressure was that, enough to make any man ashamed and ashamed, right?