Chapter 61: The price of pork has risen, do you understand?
It's night—
The river is turbulent and murmuring.
A gust of cold wind blew Hong Yi's hairstyle of the "Golden Retriever Lion King".
Handsome, dazzling, and cool, he is undoubtedly the most fashionable in the pig industry, of course, compared to those hair salon brothers who wash and cut and blow, it is still a little worse, and there is less of the tide of the aristocracy.
"Come on, come on, eat six stomach tablets per person, try to free up the stomach, and you can eat more when you eat barbecue meat."
Hong Yi and Wen Chouhai built a stove by the river, sat leisurely on the stone, and talked about insect knowledge while roasting pieces of insect meat on the barbecue iron net.
The smell of cumin, spicy sauce, and sweet insect meat wafted through the air, not to mention how tempting it was.
"Khan ...... If we continue like this, I'm afraid that a few of us will die tomorrow...... I ate too much today......"
Wen Chouhai said with palpitations, but Hong Yi was like a toast, so strong that people couldn't get off the stage:
"What's more, I've cut hundreds of catties of Xiaohong's meat, if you can't finish it, it will rot in a few days, what a waste, now that the insect plague is raging, how many people can't eat enough and can only eat Oreo, can you tolerate your extravagance and waste? The ancients once said, hoeing at noon on his day, sweat drops I go to the soil, who knows that this plate of Chinese food, the grains are all hard, meaning you know, come on, eat more! ”
At Hong Yi's strong request, Wen Chouhai and the others had no choice but to eat six stomach and digestion tablets, and then wait for the passage of time to eliminate the saturation in their stomachs.
"Brother Hong...... Do you also have research on plants? ”
"No, botany is more complex and diverse than entomology, how can I have this level of food?"
"What's the deal with the huge buds in that room...... As soon as we got closer to look at it, all four of us behaved erratically and did something very strange...... The Jun Jiaoxiang brothers even stripped off their clothes, put on a headscarf, and danced on the ground...... If it weren't for the fat guy's vomiting that scared us, we don't know how long we would have gone insane......"
Wen Chouhai was afraid when he thought about it, he was afraid of the huge flower buds in Hong Yi's house, that feeling of being involuntary and mentally controlled, he really didn't want to experience it a second time, it was a hundred times more uncomfortable than a hangover, if he didn't reach a united front with Hong Yi, he really wanted to take people to run away immediately, and the farther he ran, the better.
Jun Jiaoxiang also has a burning and annoyed face, he warns himself that he loves entomology rather than dancing, and he must forget his past.
Hong Yi was stunned, and said with a strange face:
"And this? I don't feel like the huge flower buds will affect the mental level...... Am I too sluggish? Could it be that Uncle Fat's insane life has nothing to do with it, it is inevitably too magical, much more magical than Xiaohong and Xiaobai. ”
Wen Chouhai looked at Hong Yi very seriously, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a deep voice:
"Brother Hong, you don't need to doubt yourself...... You're just too sluggish in your nerves. ”
"And this? I've always thought that I was delicate and considerate...... No wonder I haven't been in a relationship since I graduated from college, it turns out that it's not because I'm not handsome enough, but because I'm too slow......"
Hong Yi touched his face and hair, nodded again and again as if he was suddenly open, and finally found the reason.
Seeing Hong Yi's performance, Wen Chouhai and the others had strange faces to the extreme-paralysis, daring to love Brother Hong only now knew that he was nervous, he was really dull, he was really sluggish, and it was only after he was in his twenties that he realized that it was shameful that he had not been in love, and he was really drunk.
But......
Wen Chou Hai is also a little clearer.
Brother Hong is a ghost, his mind is elusive to ordinary people, and it is precisely because his heart is different from ordinary people that he has made rapid progress in the study of giant insects, which makes them ashamed, even if they are given enough insect corpses, they will definitely not have all kinds of whimsy of Hong Yi.
Jun Jiaoxiang smiled freely and said, "Why don't you do this...... We looked for another place to stay, found a big hotel to live in for free, no matter how we said it, we had to isolate the buds, and we must not share a room with it. ”
Hong Yi thought for a while, shook his head and denied: "No, you have to live by the river to ensure the chance to catch Xiaobai, the number of Xiaobai is too scarce, it is difficult to find, and there are so many aquatic insects in the water that also need to be studied, it is very inconvenient to live in a hotel......"
Immediately, Hong Yi slapped his thigh, ran back to the container house, picked up the huge flower buds, climbed to the roof, and placed the flower buds on the roof.
In this way, even if the flower buds are isolated from the room, its floral fragrance will not affect the people in the room.
Hey, perfect.
Hong Yi took great pains for this bud, and he would not give up the day he saw it bloom.
Obedient...... It also has the ability to control the human spirit...... If you can raise it and let it treat Hong Yi as its father, then won't Hong Yi be able to command it to conquer the little red and the little white!
In this way, Hong Yi is equivalent to owning hundreds of bullfighting tanks and ghost fire airships, dominating both land and water, simply invincible, not to mention dominating Songzhou City, even if it is a trek of thousands of miles, it is a piece of cake to return to the ravines and ravines of his hometown to reunite with his parents.
"Oooh...... What is spicy! ”
Hu Qingliang unexpectedly returned to normal, at this time he had a cheap expression on his face, swallowed saliva all over his face, and ran out of his fart.
"If the knife is not sharpened, the iron will rust, and if people don't eat meat, they will become thinner, it is barbecue, it must be barbecue, oh, I'm here!"
Hu Qingliang ran happily to the river, and chattered with Wen Chouhai, Jun Jiaoxiang and others.
Not to mention, although Hu Qingliang is not very good at anything, he is quite proficient in pulling calves and patting sycophants, and three or two sentences can make people feel comfortable, so that Wen Chouhai and others will inevitably have a good impression of this dead fat man.
Hong Yi jumped down from the roof, walked up to Hu Qingliang with a disgusted face, and hummed:
"Yo, aren't you looking for death and life? Why do you want to eat meat now? ”
Hu Qingliang wiped the corners of his mouth and said with a flattering smile:
"Me, I'm not having a nightmare...... But these days I slowly get used to it, it seems that the fat pork tastes good, there is a lot of meat, a lot of oil and water, it doesn't stuff the teeth, and the white flowers are vigorous enough...... Therefore, as long as people look at the world from a different angle, they can often clear the haze and see the light. ”
"Huh? But you dreamed of a hundred heads of ......."
"Hey, the price of pork has risen, do you understand, guy paper!"
Hu Qingliang changed his previous depression, became eyebrows and danced, reached out and picked up a piece of very hot insect meat and stuffed it into his mouth, eating it with oily mouths, not to mention how happy it was.