Chapter 119: Aunt Li
Chen Haobei squinted his eyes and pursed his mouth, as if he remembered something, he didn't drink directly, but muttered and repeated: "Jingsheng... Jingwei..."
The No. 1 best man, that is, Jingsheng, replied: "Yes, hehe, the adults in the family have no culture, and the name is relatively simple." ”
Chen Haobei rolled his eyes and asked, "Hey, do you two still have an elder brother or younger brother named Jingzhi?" ”
Jing Sheng and Jing Wei looked at each other, shook their heads together, and said, "No." Chen Haobei slapped the table and said: "Impossible, you must have such a brother, the name is just toilet paper, hahaha..."
"Ha, your grandma's legs!" Mei Tianer slapped Chen Haobei on the back of the head, and directly spilled most of the wine in his bowl, and the painful thing covered his head and inhaled the cool air.
Mei Tian'er then scolded: "Is there such a joke about other people's names? Yes? Drink so stupid, don't you? ”
Under Mei Tian'er's electric lightning, Jing Sheng and Jing Wei's expressions that were obviously a little displeased just now returned to normal, and Jing Sheng smiled: "Hehe, drink and drink." ”
Mei Tianer scolded Chen Haobei again, but she still carefully helped Chen Haobei's bowl fill with wine.
Chen Haobei drank a few sips with depression, and the two brothers were not polite, they also drank a fine drink, only I had a little left in the end.
Fortunately, these two guys didn't take it seriously, and they didn't say anything when they saw that I had leftovers.
Then there is a small chat without a match, the two brothers are very talkative, not long, except for Chen Haobei, who is full of vinegar, the overall atmosphere of our table is not bad.
I don't know how long I drank it, I couldn't open my eyes anymore, Chen Haobei also sat up on the table for a while, and the Mei sisters also looked yawning, only the two groomsmen looked a little better.
In the end, although no one had left, Chen Haobei, who couldn't hold on, kept clamoring to go back to sleep and continue tomorrow.
The Mei sisters and I also echoed in unison, and we wanted to go to Lao Gu to say goodbye together, but we really couldn't see where he was.
The two groomsmen probably felt that as the aborigines of the community, it was necessary to do their best to be a landlord, so they proposed that they didn't need to find Lao Gu, they would convey it on their behalf, and we would just go back.
Thinking that they didn't let us help clean up at the previous party, I didn't feel that I was too sleepy, so I got up and said goodbye to Chen Haobei and the Mei sisters.
But the best men and brothers didn't let us go directly, but suddenly offered to send us back, on the grounds that we were all too drunk.
The request made by the two of them was once again understood by Chen Haobei as a provocation, and I also think that these two people are a bit redundant, but what is there to send when they get on the elevator? Are you afraid that we will not be able to get lost?
But the brothers were very persistent, and Chen Haobei was stubborn, so he said that he agreed to let them send it, but the order of sending people should be like this: the first step is to collectively send the Mei sisters home; In the second step, I went upstairs and went home by myself, and the two brothers sent Chen Haobei home; In the third step, the brothers left by themselves, and everyone washed and went to bed.
I originally thought that what Chen Haobei said was a bit excessive, but I didn't expect the two brothers to happily agree.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person with a smiling face, and the two brothers have done this, so it's not appropriate for us to talk about anything else.
In the process of sending the Mei sisters, Chen Haobei has been guarding against the two brothers like thieves, but the two brothers have been pretending not to see it and don't care at all.
But after all, it was a matter of getting on the elevator, and the Mei sisters were sent home in a few minutes.
After the Mei sisters locked the door under Chen Haobei's repeated instructions, Chen Haobei pointed at Sang and scolded Huai through the door to let the Mei sisters even close the windows at night to prevent thieves.
After hearing Mei Tian'er's scolding through the door, I also followed the scolding, asking Chen Haobei not to talk so much nonsense.
Chen Haobei's mind was not on me at all, he didn't care what I said, he didn't even fight back, and directly beckoned the two brothers to take the elevator downstairs with him.
After the three of them left, the whole world cleared up, I took a deep breath and walked to the firehouse, climbed to my floor, and I looked through the window at the courtyard of the community.
It was pitch black, and I don't know why, but I didn't even turn on the street lights in the yard today.
Shaking his head and preparing to go home to sleep, as soon as he walked through the elevator door, he smelled the smell of incense wafting from Aunt Li's house.
This smell usually smells very calm, but after this night of tossing, the smell is particularly soothing, and the noise and chaos in the underground garage just now seems to have completely become a lifetime thing, and it has nothing to do with me at this moment.
Not only that, but I even felt like I was sobering up a little bit.
This sense of relief made me subconsciously slow down, and when I slowly walked to the door of Aunt Li's house, I stopped and wanted to smell it for another three or five seconds before leaving, just such a gap, I looked down and found that Aunt Li's key was inserted in the door lock.
I couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded when I saw this scene, but fortunately it was me, what if the thief saw it?
I didn't care that it was late at night, so I pulled out the key and knocked on the door of Aunt Li's house, but after only three clicks, Aunt Li's voice came from the house: "Who is outside?" ”
When I heard this, I hurriedly replied: "It's my Aunt Li, Xiao Zhao next door, Zhao Yiyi, your key has fallen outside the door." ”
Then I heard the sound of the key twisting the door lock, and Aunt Li opened the door and saw the key in my hand before she suddenly said: "Ouch, why can't I open the door, whose key is this?" ”
When I heard Aunt Li's words, I was a little stunned, and then I saw that Aunt Li was holding a bunch of keys in her hand, so what was the matter with the keys in my hand?
Then I heard Aunt Li say to herself: "Oh, by the way, I remember, it's Xiao Gu, alas, this kid, why do you still don't believe in people so much?" I was a little puzzled and said, "Xiao Gu? ”
Aunt Li said: "Yes, it's Xiao Gu of the property, he told me today that there is a group activity in this community, but because of their customs or something, we are not allowed to rent residents to participate, I said it's nothing, I'm old, I don't like to join in the fun, you let me go, I have to excuse me." Xiao Gu said... He said that I should stay at home and not go out, it would be bad to meet them, and I agreed, but you see, he was afraid that I would come out and meet them. Let me tell you, Xiao Zhao, I just heard a movement outside the door for a while, and wanted to look outside, this person is old, he always likes to hold something in his hand, and the key is inserted in the door, but I am holding this one, and the key is still not screwed, alas, I am so old, can I still lie to him? If you can't say it, you won't go out..."
Aunt Li is getting older, and her speech is very chattering, but what I listen to is quite exciting.
Aunt Li's experience today is not my experience on the day of Lao Wang's second wedding last time?
My door couldn't be opened that day, but I remember that my door seemed to be blocked from the outside, and Aunt Li went one step further and was directly inserted into the door with a key.
The security doors of this community are uniformly installed, this kind of door has a feature, there are keyholes on both sides, for the sake of safety, when one side of the keyhole is inserted into the key, from the other side will not be screwed.
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But this kind of lock must be the correct key inserted in the keyhole to be effective, then the set of keys in my hand is... Thinking of this, I interrupted Aunt Li and asked, "Aunt Li, then this is also yours, right?" ”
Aunt Li paused as if she was thinking about my question, and after thinking for a while, she said, "This? This is Xiao Gu's, Xiao Gu told me that in order to prevent residents from losing their keys, just like you young people, you live alone, what trouble is it in case the key is lost or forgotten at home? So, Xiao Gu, they left a spare key for every family on the property side, in case you lose the key, you can go directly to the property, Xiao Gu didn't tell you? Alas, Xiao Gu did this because he was afraid that I would lie to him, alas..."
Aunt Li was obviously very unhappy with the fact that Lao Gu locked him from the outside, but at this moment I was surprised by another thing, that is, Lao Gu actually had the keys to all the residents? In other words, he can come and go as he pleases all the residents' homes!
When I first moved into the community, according to the agent, because the house I lived in was brand new and vacant, no one had lived in it before, and I didn't have any particularly valuable furniture and appliances, so I didn't change the locks, and I took the key and moved in directly.
At that time, I only paid attention to the number of keys, and it was indeed a regular set of six, and the number was right, so I didn't think much about it.
But listening to Aunt Li say this, I suddenly thought that when I got the key, the key was not brand new sealed, just a string, although the number is fine, but others can have an extra one.
A chill for no reason gradually swelled up, fortunately, it wasn't the era when you had to buy a CD if you wanted to watch a small movie, otherwise wouldn't it be very likely to be discovered?
I don't think Aunt Li's chatter means much to herself, because she doesn't even look at me when she speaks, just like I, the audience, don't exist at all.
Seeing her like this, I persuaded: "Then Aunt Li, you should also rest early, will I give you the key back to plug in the door or will you take it back?" ”
Aunt Li slowed down again before saying, "You take it, one thousand, please help me return it to Xiao Gu tomorrow, Auntie is old and doesn't want to run back and forth..."
I didn't think much about hearing Aunt Li say this, I agreed, gently closed the door for her, and turned around and went back to my house.
I don't know if I let Aunt Li's key make trouble, after I got home, I closed the door and watched the dark light carefully, looking carefully... Well... I can't see clearly, forget it, let's turn on the lights.
Everything is normal at home, I smiled a little self-deprecatingly, the most valuable thing in my house is the pile of goods at the door, but in fact, these goods add up to a little money.
Forget it, let's go to bed first...
In fact, before I fell asleep, I was still thinking that the last time I drank this kind of homebrew, I drank not much in total and got drunk, and the next day I was even more uncomfortable.
I drank a lot more this time than last time, and I guess I'll have to collapse in bed all day tomorrow.
What surprised me the next day was that I not only woke up not too late the next day, but also felt comfortable, not at all the discomfort after a hangover, no headache, no nausea, no soreness in my waist and not soft feet, looking in the mirror, wow, this handsome guy's skin seems to be a little more tender than yesterday.
Why is there such a big difference between two drinks of the same wine? Is it because it was the first time I drank this kind of alcohol last time, so I was drunk heavily? Or is it because you were in a good mood and in shape last night?
Thinking of last night, I carefully recalled it, and was pleasantly surprised to find that this time it was not broken.
I found that there was no fragment, so I washed up while recalling some details of last night, although I can not remember much, but there is one thing that makes me more and more interested, that is, the secret door where the bride and groom entered last night.
Ah San said before that the main function of the secret door is to lead to the rooftop. But looking at what it meant last night, there must be a normal room in the secret door.
Otherwise, is the bride and groom's cave on the roof? Do they have to do their first time in the open air in the presence of God?
Don't you have a cold? It's a cold day...
Forget it, let's get down to business first, and then think about something else after doing what Aunt Li asked me yesterday.
After washing, I took the key from last night and went downstairs, everything was as usual in the community, basking in the sun, ending last night's happy event, everyone returned to normal.
Yes, life goes on.
Lao Gu was reading the newspaper in the office, I went directly into the room and took out the key and said, "Uncle Gu, Aunt Li next door to me asked me to send you the key, saying that it is yours." ”
Lao Gu put down the newspaper and looked at the key in my hand, got up and walked towards me and said with a smile: "It's a thousand troubles, and I made a special trip, hehe, I slept well last night?" ”
After I handed over the key to Lao Gu, I didn't answer his question, but asked something I was more concerned about: "Uncle Gu, I heard Aunt Li say that every household in our community has a spare key in our property?" ”
Lao Gu, who seemed to have been prepared for this question, replied directly: "No, that's what I said last night when I comforted Sister Li, hehe, why did we leave your tenant keys in the property?" In fact, there are only a few elderly people who live alone, and you also know that people are forgetful when they are old, so they are prepared. ”
"Living alone? Doesn't Aunt Li have a wife? "Lao Gu's statement suddenly made me a little puzzled.