"Huh? Slip of the tongue, hehe, I mean Sister Li and her children are not around, we, the neighbors, can help if we can, and be kind to others, right? ”

Lao Gu said with a smile.

"Oh, so?" I answered and continued: "Then it's nothing, I'll go back first, Uncle Gu, you are busy." ”

Lao Gu agreed, and didn't say anything more.

After saying goodbye to him, I went straight back to my unit building, and after stepping into the elevator, I wanted to see Chen Haobei on a whim.

Because I suddenly remembered that he was sent back by the 'hygiene' brothers last night, and I was really sleepy last night and didn't think much about it, just his broken mouth, I don't know if I will fight with others.

So after entering the elevator, I pressed the button on the negative floor and prepared to walk through the garage to find him.

The underground garage was surprisingly clean to me, all traces of last night had been cleaned up, and the cars that had been temporarily parked elsewhere had returned to their respective places, only the faint smell of wine and food in the air could prove that everything last night was not a dream.

But the smell will dissipate...

I subconsciously glanced at the direction of the secret door, which was closed very tightly, and I couldn't see where it was.

Sneaked downstairs to Chen Haobei, took the elevator and went straight to his house, it was rare that the little couple next door didn't quarrel anymore today.

It seems that whether it is love or hatred, as long as it is a relationship in life, it needs an intermission.

"Dangdang..."

"Dangdang..."

"Dangdangdang!!

I knocked on the door several times but there was no response, I couldn't help but increase the knock on the door, and finally a confused voice came from the house: "Who?" Why do you want to report the funeral? ”

I replied through the door, "Ah, yes." ”

Chen Haobei, who was still drunk after the door opened, surprised me very much, and I said as I walked into the house: "Brother Hao, why is your alcohol not as good as day by day?" Do you see me in this state? Do you feel like you're seeing the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning? Look at you... No way! Who the hell are you playing with? ”

After entering the room, I saw Chen Haobei's coffee table and a pile of empty beer cans thrown on the ground, and on closer inspection, there were two open beer crates.

The two of us have been together since Chen Haobei went out yesterday morning, so he can only drink it after separating from me last night.

Chen Hao walked north to the inner room and said: "Oh, the two toilet paper last night, the little deflated calf was not convinced, so Lao Tzu continued to work with them, and finally... In the end, Lao Tzu must have won, hey, Qian'er, what are you doing early in the morning? ”

A case of beer was 24 cans, and I looked at the rest of the beer, and they had dried up another 40 cans last night.

Looking at the mess in the room, I carefully avoided the garbage and followed Chen Haobei into the back room and asked, "Did you drink again after last night?" You're really stupid, how old did the two of you drink last night? What about you? It's still one to two, you drink less in the future, the brain is wrapped in IQ and flows away with the snot. ”

Chen Haobei ignored my complaints, and wrapped his head in a quilt after swearing, obviously not sobering up.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him in this state, so I sued a few people and left directly, so let this thing go to sleep.

When I walked into the elevator again, I didn't go straight home, but went out from the first floor to find breakfast first.

After breakfast, I returned to the community, and I began to walk around the courtyard of the community.

The five blessings have been returned to their places, and the position and order have not changed, after last night's show, inexplicably, I subconsciously wanted to keep a distance from these five broken dolls, as if there would be some unknown danger if I got close to them.

Of course, this stroll was not aimless, I was observing, observing the floors of the community.

Ah San said that the secret door in the underground garage leads to the rooftop, so even if there is no elevator, at least enough space should be left for the stairs, which can definitely be seen from the appearance.

In addition, the last link between Zephyr and Meng Meng to enter the cave room last night was to enter the secret door, so there must be a room in the secret door, maybe it is a complete unit, so I want to try to see what is wrong with the corresponding position of the secret door on the ground.

As I walked around, I began to notice something a little strange, or a little awkward.

There are a total of four buildings in this community, aside from the other two, just looking at the two buildings side by side where Chen Haobei and I are located, there is a very asymmetrical place.

I roughly measured it with my footsteps, and it was about as wide as it was. But Chen Haobei's building has four units, while my building has only three units.

It is said that there should be another door at the corner between my building and the back wall of the shopping mall, so that it will be symmetrical with the building next to Chen Haobei, and according to what I saw below, the location of the secret door should be almost at this angle.

But it didn't.

There is no door at this corner, which is usually difficult to walk to and the sunlight to reach, only the wall.

However, the wall in this location seems to be different from other locations, and for a moment I felt that there was originally a door here, but then it was demolished for some reason, and the wall was resealed.

I looked up at the top of the building, and the arrangement of the windows showed that there should have been an entire unit above this angle.

It's just that the main entrance is sealed, and you can only enter through the secret door in the underground garage.

After confirming the situation, I returned to my house with a stomach full of doubts.

When I got home, I was sorting through the goods and thinking about it, and after last night's episode, I began to have some extra curiosity about the old guys, because their operation was so unreasonable.

However, since I am really inexperienced in this kind of thing, it is difficult to explain what is wrong at once. After all, I've been to weddings a lot before, but that's when I was a kid.

In my memory, the content of the wedding is very simple, first, it is to keep playing that music on the loudspeaker; second, it is to eat open-air banquets; Third, every time I came home after the banquet, my parents would be in a bad mood because they had paid for it, so they would scold me and get angry.

Therefore, I have had rejection and fear of weddings since I was a child, and those who can be pushed away must be pushed away, and those who can not participate must not participate.

As a result, I didn't know much about the process of a wedding.

But there are some aspects that everyone knows that I am still familiar with, such as husband and wife worshipping each other, kowtowing to both parents, etc.

But last night's wedding between Zephyr and Meng Meng had no similar links at all, only worshipping that bullshit Wufu, and it looked very solemn and formal, more pious than worshipping parents.

I knew about Mengmeng's family affairs before, so I wasn't surprised that her parents didn't show up, but what about Zephyr? Doesn't he have parents either?

Mornings go by quickly, especially when you have something to do.

Originally, I wanted to call Wang Yang and ask her if she was familiar with the normal process of the wedding, but I thought that today was Monday and she still had to work, so I didn't bother her.

was busy until the afternoon, Chen Haobei sent me a video invitation, I picked it up and took a look, although this product was still a little hangover and haggard from excessive drinking, but the expression was definitely proud. Without waiting for me to ask, the guy took the initiative to tell me the reason for his trouble.

The fat man Xu Xian felt that it was not sincere enough to only buy him cigarettes and alcohol, so he invited him to go out at night to have a good time, and also called his 'sister-in-law' Li Xiaomeng by name, and apologized to Li Xiaomeng in person.

As soon as I heard this, I said: "Then you just call Li Xiaomeng, you don't have her phone, what are you looking for me?" ”

Chen Haobei said unabashedly: "Are you stupid? Do you see my current status? Can I go to the banquet without a little brother? Isn't this my brother giving you a chance to get on top? ”

I snorted and said, "What a shame, what is your identity?" What is your status? Co-authored you have been talking nonsense for a long time, just let me play your little brother? Is it also considered a high position for you to be a little brother? It's hard to get on the kang! ”

Chen Haobei said with a dissatisfied face: "I'll give you a chance, don't you know how to lift, I'll ask you again, do you want to go with me?" I replied simply, "No, get out of the calf." ”

After scolding, I was about to turn off the video and continue to busy with my business, but I didn't expect the corner of this thing's mouth to be cried and said: "Brother Qian, you just pull your brother, my brother really can't find anyone else, wow wow wow woo..."

Talking about this thing, I even pretended to cry, and the movement sounded like a toad that had been forcibly exploded, so I rubbed my ears and said, "Aren't you a brother on a bunch of rivers and lakes?" Why can't you just find one? What do I owe you, do you have to look for me? ”

Chen Haobei rubbed his little eyes and said solemnly: "Qian'er, let me tell you, just two days before Xu Fatzi's fried hair, I can see through it, none of the grandchildren in the group are really towards me, if I want to unify the underground world of Binhai City in the future, then I must develop fresh blood and cultivate my own manpower, you!" Yes, that's you! You Zhao Qianqian is the first partner selected by my Chen Haobei, don't cry! Don't get too excited! In the future, I will eat a mouthful of, and I guarantee that you will have a mouthful of urine to drink! If you follow me, I promise that I won't be able to treat you badly! ”

Looking at this impassioned look, I asked, "First of all, make it clear, is your ideal to unify the underground world of Marina City or unify the public toilets of Marina City?" ”

Originally, I thought that if I hurt him, even if I didn't know the difficulty and quit and no longer pester me, at least I would no longer be able to brag nonsense. As a result, I don't know which nerve my words touched him, but he tirelessly told me a story of 'dung'.

The story takes place before the Republic of China, which was an era when dung could be sold for money, and each large city had a special person responsible for collecting dung.

Stuff like dung can be made in every household, but no one really expects to squat on the ground and pull a bubble, stand up and turn their heads to sell it for money, and generally dump it directly.

Gradually, in places like the old Shanghai Tang, every household used a 'toilet'.

But it's not the current flush toilet, the toilet at that time was really a wooden barrel, save for a day, put it outside the door the next morning, and someone will come to collect it.

When the people took the dung, they gathered it together and sold it to those in need.

Therefore, it can be said that this line of work can also be called "no capital and ten thousand profits".

So there are a lot of people who want to get a piece of the pie... No, it's a bucket of dung.

Of course, those who do this belong to the lowest level of society, so there is no level in terms of culture and other aspects, and the only way to resolve disputes is to rely on force.

As a result, as more and more people join this industry, there are often people fighting for the 'right to collect manure' in a certain area.

Chen Haobei said that this is the prototype of modern gangs.

I was about to cry when I heard Chen Haobei say it, the ancestor of the modern gang turned out to be so miserable? I really don't know if his theory is heard by Chen Zhonghai, the black boss of Coastal City, can he directly kill this goods that don't have a door?

After listening to him talk endlessly for a long time, I understood and got tired of listening, so I directly interrupted him and said: "I know, your underworld is fed by dung from the roots, is there anything else?" It's okay, I'm busy first, I want to go to the toilet when I listen to you. ”

Chen Haobei immediately said: "There is one more thing, come with me to the appointment at night, otherwise... Otherwise, I won't leave your house, you watch it, hum. ”

"Yo ho? Why did you play a scoundrel? I scolded with a smile, Chen Haobei stiffened his neck and said, "I don't care, anyway, you look at it, hum." ”

I smiled a little helplessly and said, "Okay, then the little one will accompany you for a long time, my little prince of the dung." ”

Hearing that I finally compromised, Chen Haobeile gave me a flying kiss through the screen, and I quickly turned off my phone in disgust.