Don't dare to say anything else, Chen Haobei and the gang of people he brought are really impressive, and at first glance, they are all the generation that grew up watching the video tapes of the old boys...

Chen Haobei is also very good at acting, and when he walked up to me, he bowed respectfully and said, "Brother Qian!" I've brought all my younger brothers here, who dares to trouble you? ”

The face is enough for me, but this is really a lack of heart, are you so blind? Don't you see a bunch of half-dead old men?

I really didn't dare to open my mouth for a while, how can I get this? Let Chen Haobei beat them? Didn't you push them into the fire pit... I mean it's Chen Haobei's gang who are pushed, and they will definitely be falsely accused.

But do you want them to negotiate? This is obviously not the girl's specialty.

At this moment, I don't know which ancestor blessed, Chen Haobei seemed to suddenly open his mind, nodded and agreed, as if he had just heard what I said: "Understood, Brother Qian." ”

Then he turned to the group of men in black he had brought with him and said, "Brothers! Beat me to death these coffins that are in a hurry to see the king of Hades! Give them a ride! It's a waste not to kill a few people with such good feng shui in this place, do you see the red flames of the crematorium? That's the farewell gift on their way to death! Brothers! Do it! ”

I'll it! Chen Haobei still has this eloquence?!

I almost screamed excitedly, it's so funny, and it's a red salute, which movie did you learn from?

I didn't expect that before I could remember, the group of people brought by Chen Haobei really did it.

Oh my God, it's really punching and kicking, Chen Haobei scolded while watching the battle: "your uncle!" Relying on the old and selling the old stuff, the money is on my thousand brothers? I thought I was reluctant to beat you when I was old, right? Lao Tzu grew up with an old man since he was a child! Give me some strength! Damn, there's a kind of slander to me! Let you know what it means to regret, Lao Tzu has never paid back the money when he is so big! ”

This time, I really saw what it means to be 'soft and afraid of hard, hard and afraid of life, and afraid of shameless', a group of old men and middle-aged men and women scoundrels have not yet opened up, and they were beaten out by the people brought by Chen Haobei.

What's more, the semi-vegetative uncle who was originally paralyzed in a wheelchair recovered instantly, and he didn't even want a wheelchair when he jumped up, turned his head and ran, walking like flying, riding in the dust...

Seeing that the whole world was getting cleaner and cleaner, and everyone in the funeral home was stupid, I pretended to be calm and asked in a low voice: "Hey, Brother Hao, can't you make an accident, right?" ”

Chen Haobei also lowered his voice and said: "Don't worry, they are all old rivers and lakes, they have a number in their hands, and they can't damage them... And don't look at the age of those people, in fact, the body is strong, and they are all trained from real 'actual combat'. ”

Seeing what Chen Haobei said so surely, I have settled down a lot, I guess this product has dealt with similar things before, it's quite stable.

Soon there was only one wheelchair left on the battlefield, like a heroic and unyielding god of war, standing alone in the mess...

"These old men, what are you trying to do?"

Brother Chao shook his head a little helplessly and smiled bitterly, Chen Haobei seemed to have just reacted to something at this time, nodded at Brother Chao and said, "Hey? Brother Chao is also there? I'm sorry I was directing the battle just now, and I didn't notice you. ”

Brother Chao said very cooperatively: "It's okay, it's okay, Xiaobei, you did well today." Chen Haobei said with a hippie smile: "Thank you, Brother Chao, for your compliment." ”

As they spoke, the group of soldiers also finished their work, and a group of people walked towards us while sorting out their clothes, and when they got closer, a man in black said, "Brother Chen, the fight is over, all obediently get out." ”

Chen Haobei said to the man a little dissatisfied: "Look at you, how many times have you said it?" There is only one Brother Chen in Marina City... Of course it's not me, it's my eldest brother Chen Zhonghai, you still call me Brother Hao. ”

"Chen Zhonghai is your eldest brother?" Li Xiaomeng suddenly asked, Chen Haobei stubbornly said, "Ah... Ah, yes, how, you... Know my big brother? ”

Li Xiaomeng didn't answer him, but asked again: "You are also surnamed Chen?" Chen Haobei looked at me, and I suddenly felt that something bad was going to happen, but Chen Haobei still nodded and said: "Ah, yes, I can't write the word 'Chen' in one stroke, understand?" ”

Li Xiaomeng's eyes gradually had a hint of brilliance, after seeing the pandering posture of the people who rushed back one after another, either called "Brother Chen" or "Brother Hao", Li Xiaomeng seemed to have found a treasure, and looked at Chen Haobei's eyes with a vague trace of greed that could not be concealed.

It's over, this girl must really think that Chen Haobei is Chen Zhonghai's younger brother or something.

Indeed, Chen Haobei gave me a long face today, and he also showed his face very much, people who didn't know or didn't know him before would naturally be bluffed by him, and his style of doing things without following the routine is very much in the style of the legendary Chen Zhonghai.

Coincidentally, the name 'Chen Zhonghai' is composed of a word representing the direction and a word with three points of water on the side...

So is Chen Haobei.

Li Xiaomeng seemed to have forgotten where she was, and hurriedly took out a business card and handed it to Chen Haobei and said, "Hello, my name is Li Xiaomeng, please advise... Brother Hao. ”

Chen Haobei took the business card and didn't speak, turned his head to look at me, I snatched the business card in his hand and handed it back to Li Xiaomeng and said, "What, don't be like this, you're not a good person..."

I don't know who I'm talking about.

Chen Haobei snatched the business card from my hand and said: "Jianghu, many friends and many roads..." ”

“… If there are too many roads, it is easy to make mistakes, girl, don't hand over business cards when you meet people, we are not good people. ”

Chen Haobei's words were not very blunt, and after speaking, he handed the business card back to Li Xiaomeng, Li Xiaomeng's expression was a little embarrassed, and it could be seen that she didn't want to take it back.

I just wanted to help her pick up the business card, but Brother Chao suddenly came over to help Chen Haobei put away the business card and said, "Brother Qian, don't make trouble, handing over a business card is not a big deal." ”

He glanced at me meaningfully, this was a tacit understanding between the two of us, and I knew that he might have another bad idea, so he nodded and didn't say anything more.

Chen Haobei put away his business card and gently 'hummed' at me, and Li Xiaomeng hurriedly said "thank you" to Brother Chao.

After such a while, Chen Haobei's group all came back, and under Chen Haobei's suggestion and the command of the staff, they also lined up to say goodbye to the body, and then sent the body to the incinerator.

Chen Haobei commanded blindly for a while, and asked why the incinerator was not turned over or rotated? How can this ensure that it is evenly baked? The staff obviously didn't want to explain to him the difference between cremation and barbecue, but seeing that he brought so many people didn't dare to reason with him, it didn't take long for Chen Haobei to cry.

I'm so angry in my heart, I think to myself, who is it for you to sit up the pig in such a foolish way for a while? I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stepped forward with Brother Chao to "persuade" Chen Haobei back, after all, in front of so many people, I had to give him some face.

Finally began to carry out the incineration link, which took a long time, and at this moment, Li Xiaomeng took the lead in proposing the matter of raising funds for the funeral.

Brother Chao and I were prepared, and each took out 500 yuan, his was his and Wang Yang's, and mine was my and Xiaoxi's.

That's right, the two of us deliberately came together, in the name of the Jinlan brothers and sisters, to save money and gossip from others.

As for the other colleagues, it was as if they had discussed it... It's not like, they must have discussed it, one person took out a hundred yuan, and a bunch of people didn't add up as much as me and Brother Chao.

Li Xiaomeng's expression was obviously a little embarrassed, but she instantly regained her composure and said: "Forget it, since everyone is very difficult, then I can just pay for this money, after all, my aunt treated me well before her death, I worked under her son for so long, although the monthly salary is not much, but it can be regarded as supporting us for so long, I still have this conscience, I will take it myself." ”

Cow, Li Xiaomeng's words are really word-for-word, these people don't take out more points, how can they hang on their faces?

Liu Guangzheng was very cooperative and took out five hundred and said loudly: "Then, Xiaomeng, this is my share of money, you are right, we have to talk about conscience, don't we?" ”

Chen Haobei also took out a card and said: "That, this is my brother's heart, five hundred per person, we have a total of... Anyway, it's a lot, take it! ”

When Li Xiaomeng took it, Chen Haobei said something in Li Xiaomeng's ear, Li Xiaomeng was slightly stunned, and then said loudly: "Thank you, Brother Hao!" Chen Haobei nodded and continued to pretend to be cool, I thought to myself how much money I could accuse Chen Haobei if that picture was filmed just now?

At this point, all of us stared at those unlucky former colleagues, all of whom reluctantly started to take out money or mobile phones from their pockets, and in the end, everyone did not escape the doom of losing 500 yuan.

After all the money was paid, Li Xiaomeng announced loudly: "Actually, don't think that this money is too much or too little, I tell you the truth, this money is not enough to bury Auntie, if you don't believe it, you can ask any of the staff here, but everyone has their minds, the remaining gap, I will figure it out myself, thank you for coming to see Auntie for the last ride today, thank you!" ”

Wang Yang looked at me intently, I didn't speak, I turned my head to look at the incinerator, Brother Chao turned his head and bit Xiaoxi's ear, Chen Haobei probably didn't hear Li Xiaomeng's off-string sound, and continued to pretend to be cool.

The former colleagues cowered together into a small circle, and after a long time, one person took the lead and walked up to Li Xiaomeng with a mobile phone and said, "Xiaomeng, we made up another thousand nine... That's all there really is..."

Li Xiaomeng unceremoniously showed the collection code of his mobile phone, and after confirming that he had received the money, he bowed and said, "Thank you!" Then the colleague said, as if suddenly remembering something, "Oops! That's right! My daughter-in-law had a prenatal checkup today! What's that, Xiaomeng, I'll leave first, and I'll have a chance to get together again. ”

After saying that, he ignored the others, and took the lead and left the funeral home.

As soon as he took the lead, several other colleagues also found fault and left here, thinking that they were afraid that they still needed to pay money, right? It's also thanks to Li Xiaomeng for really doing it.

After these people left, Li Xiaomeng surprised me by taking out the envelope that Brother Chao and I had just given her from her bag, handed it back to the two of us and said, "Then, Brother Chao, Brother Qian, in fact, Auntie set aside her own funeral expenses for me before she died, I did it on purpose just now, these people are too much, I feel sorry for Auntie's spirit in heaven if they don't let them bleed." ”

"Wow, Xiaomeng, you're so smart!" Xiaoxi praised from the bottom of her heart, Li Xiaomeng smiled and urged me to talk to Brother Chao again, it seems that she is sincere, and we took the money back.

Chen Haobei said at this time: "Sister, my card." Li Xiaomeng asked, "Huh? Brother Hao, didn't you just say that the card was empty? Chen Haobei said: "Yes, it's to help you support the façade, it's useless for you to keep the empty card." ”

Li Xiaomeng covered her small bag and said coquettishly to Chen Haobei: "Don't, how can you take back the gift you sent, the card is empty, but the heart is full, so you won't pay it back, Brother Hao will use this card as a meeting gift for the two of us, okay?" ”

Chen Haobei immediately had a man's expression, as if he had never seen a woman, and when he saw Li Xiaomeng like this, he didn't force it, and said to the gang he brought: "Okay, brothers! When it's over, you guys should withdraw first! ”

A bunch of people, you look at me, I look at you, and one of them asked, "Huh? Brother Hao, we... Let's go? Chen Haobei said as a matter of course: "Ah, why don't you go?" Still waiting for the meal? How many times have I told you? Barbecue is not the same as incineration..."

"What's that... I understand the rules..."Li Xiaomeng suddenly interjected, and then took out a thick stack of hundred-yuan bills from his bag and walked directly to the person who asked him and said: "Thank you for your hard work, but you must not let your brothers work in vain, then, this is Brother Hao's carriage and horse expenses for everyone." ”

After Li Xiaomeng finished speaking, he turned his head and smiled sweetly at Chen Haobei, Chen Haobei turned his head and whispered to me and Brother Chao: "This little girl, she is really sensible..."