After arriving at the hospital, I planned to look for it myself according to the ward number Li Xiaomeng said, but I didn't expect that she was already waiting at the gate.

Her eye sockets were still a little swollen, and the two big eyes that had been soaked in tears for a long time were exceptionally crystalline, and for a moment, I seemed to be back to the day I first met her in my life...

"Hello everyone, my name is Li Xiaomeng, and I will ask my brothers and sisters for more advice in the future..."

The sound and smile are like yesterday...

No, it's skewered, it's the eulogy I just thought about in the car.

I stepped forward a few steps and just wanted to speak, but I didn't expect Li Xiaomeng to suddenly throw herself into my arms and cry loudly, and for a while my two arms were awkwardly supported in mid-air, not knowing where to put them.

She had been crying for nearly five minutes before her voice gradually became quieter, and I felt my shoulders being soaked in her tears a little bit, and I couldn't help but sigh, I haven't seen you for a long time, and the place where this girl should have grown up seems to have grown up a lot...

"At first glance, he is a scumbag, who made other girls pregnant and brought others to have a fetus."

"That's it, look at how pitiful the little girl is, this scumbag is really hateful, phew..."

The eldest sister looked at me with disdain and made up stories for me as she walked.

It just so happened that Li Xiaomeng's crying was much quieter, and I patted her on the shoulder and said, "Hey, get up first, mourn, crying can't solve any egg pain, and if you do this again, you will make others misunderstand." ”

Li Xiaomeng finally stood up straight, wiped her tears and said, "Let them misunderstand, I don't care..."

"I care, how is Auntie doing now?" I asked, and Li Xiaomeng said, "It's dead." "I'm going to cry again. I hurriedly said, "I know, I know, I'm asking where are people?" Ward? Mortuary? Li Xiaomeng said: "It's been sent to the morgue, Brother Qian, are you going to see your aunt for the last time?" ”

I thought for a moment and said, "No, there's still a chance, isn't it?" Well, what do you think I can do to help? ”

Li Xiaomeng took out some documents from his small bag and said, "Brother Qian, I can't leave, I need to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to issue a death certificate to my aunt, and then I can go through the procedures of the hospital and the funeral home, please come here." ”

I took the information and said, "I thought the Civil Affairs Bureau was only responsible for divorce... Okay, this... Can the local civil affairs bureau do it here? Li Xiaomeng nodded and said, "Well, I've asked all the phone numbers, you can just take these materials and go directly." ”

I nodded in agreement, told Li Xiaomeng a few more words, and then took a taxi straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The process of getting a death certificate was difficult and smooth, and the difficulty was that the attitude seemed to be like a staff member who needed to issue a death certificate to her own family every day, and it was really difficult for me, but the smooth thing was that this big girl who looked like an unpeeled taro asked me what strange proof I had.

Of course, those certificates were not prepared by me, but given to me by Li Xiaomeng when I left the hospital just now.

For this reason, I really admire Li Xiaomeng, birth certificate, only child certificate, driver's license, eugenics certificate, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, knot... Party membership certificate, retirement certificate... I'll go, it's too complete, Li Xiaomeng won't often receive dead people, right? Or does she have relatives at home who do it?

Seeing that I even took out the certificate of miscarriage and soft tissue contusion when the pig was 16 years old, the taro opposite was about to cry, and she pulled her mobile phone to search for 'what certificates do people need for a lifetime' while shouting behind her: "Boss! Someone smashed the field! ”

After a lot of fighting, I finally got the death certificate after paying fifty dollars, and with this pass, the pig can die all the way.

What could have been done in ten minutes dragged on for two hours, and when I returned to the hospital again, it was almost dark, and Li Xiaomeng was still waiting outside. The autumn wind was already quite cold, and she was wearing thin clothes, and she was so cold that she was holding her hands on her chest at this moment, shivering, and looking pitiful.

I directly handed her the death certificate and said, "Okay, it's done, the girl who did the business for me is mentally disabled, and she has been delaying until now, are you in a hurry?" I'm sorry. ”

Li Xiaomeng took the death certificate and put it in her bag, and then smiled reluctantly and said, "How come?" Thank you, Brother Qian, it's not too early, let's find a place to eat first, shall we? ”

I took out my phone to look at the time and said, "No, you can rest early today, and you will be busy tomorrow." ”

Li Xiaomeng was not reluctant, but changed the conversation and said, "Okay, Brother Qian, is it convenient for you to send me back?" I said, "I don't have a car... Carry you back? Li Xiaomeng said: "Just take a taxi, I will pay the taxi fare, I just don't dare to take a taxi by myself, for fear of meeting bad people." ”

"Oh... That's fine. I thought about it and agreed, and then walked with Li Xiaomeng to the one or two taxis on the side of the road.

Rejected Li Xiaomeng's proposal to sit in the back seat together, I sat in the co-pilot, and Li Xiaomeng told the driver the name of a community.

In the car, we didn't speak, at this time just in time for the rush hour after work, constant traffic jams, seeing the fare constantly beating because of the traffic jam, I have a burst of angina, uncle, I originally wanted to pretend to be generous and pay the fare by myself, this... I really can't do anything to myself...

An hour later, I finally arrived at the door of the community that Li Xiaomeng said, I looked at the three digits on the dashboard and was dizzy, and while taking out the money in pain, I pretended to be casual and chatted and asked, "Do you live here?" Looks pretty high-end, huh? ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Li Xiaomeng had already handed the two hundred yuan to the driver from the back seat and said, "Brother Qian, I'll pay it, I said I paid it, thank you for sending me home." ”

I quickly put my money back in my pocket and said, "Ah, that's fine, I don't have change." After saying that, I quickly got out of the car first, so as not to be despised by the driver.

After a while, Li Xiaomeng also came down, I looked at her community, and I sincerely felt that it was quite high-end, a real fully enclosed community, and if there was no curfew, you couldn't even enter the community gate.

Li Xiaomeng's swollen circles under her eyes hadn't gone away, she looked at me and said, "Brother Qian, it's not too early, why don't you go home with me, let's just get some dinner?" ”

I just wanted to refuse her euphemistically, but somehow, I suddenly remembered the video of Meng Meng eating poison food, so I subconsciously shook my head and refused directly: "No, I'm not hungry, good night, goodbye." ”

After speaking, I didn't wait for Li Xiaomeng to answer, and directly trotted a little way to a taxi, got in the car and left.

There's a bit of a mess in my heart...

It didn't take long to receive Li Xiaomeng's WeChat: Brother Qian, I'm home, thank you today, remember to eat at night, and see you tomorrow.

I thought about it and replied: Got it, see you tomorrow.

Back to the community I simply ate something, before entering the house was called by Chen Haobei to Mei's house, when I played poker I talked about the pig fucking, several people listened to it with relish, until I finished speaking, Chen Haobei put forward a very magical help application, to take his brother to help me 'town'.

His words made me very confused, and it wasn't a fight, what kind of scene in the town? As a result, he explained that what red and white things need is pomp, and the more people there are, the more face-saving it seems.

I think he is really idle and painful, and he refused directly, but he didn't force it, he didn't say anything, but he seemed to be thinking about something all night, and he was always absent-minded.

I received Li Xiaomeng's WeChat early the next morning, which was very simple, and agreed to meet at the hospital at nine o'clock in the morning. I answered, sent a message to Brother Chao, and then washed up and went out.

Wang Yang and Xiaoxi also deliberately asked for leave, after all, ordinary people can't die a few times in their lives, so just send it.

After the four of us met, Brother Chao said: "We contacted our original colleagues, and there were not many people who were willing to come, and some even hung up the phone without waiting for me to say who it was." ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Understandably, we won't be here next time." Xiao Xi's eyes were red and asked, "Huh?" And next time? "This girl is so kind, she must have cried last night.

Alas, there are no bad people in her eyes, only good people and good people who have accidentally done something wrong.

We didn't say anything more and took a taxi straight to the hospital.

Before I arrived at the hospital, I was still thinking that with Brother Chao's popularity, they didn't call their original colleagues, and people like Li Xiaomeng and Liu Guangzheng would definitely not be able to call them.

As a result, when I arrived at the scene, I found that the reality often does not play according to the routine we think, Li Xiaomeng and Liu Guangzheng are talking to several colleagues from the original unit, Li Xiaomeng is behind a Mercedes-Benz car, and those former colleagues are very humble when they talk to Li Xiaomeng, a bit like when they faced Zhu Bajie.

Seeing this scene, I can't help but think, presumably they also left the words used to scold Li Xiaomeng when Li Xiaomeng couldn't hear it, right?

Seeing us coming, Li Xiaomeng hurriedly took the initiative to greet us, and the original colleagues didn't react when they saw me, but when they saw Brother Chao, the expressions of several of them immediately became a little embarrassed, and I immediately understood what was going on. These people, alas...

After the meeting, Li Xiaomeng took everyone straight to the morgue, and there were already staff waiting at the door of the morgue, so they directly pulled people out and loaded the car.

Because everyone is not a pig fucking relative, everything is simple, and the plan is to finish in one day today.

The hearse with the empty coffin was already waiting at the designated location, and the coffin was loaded directly, without even lifting the white cloth sheet covering the face.

Li Xiaomeng handed over a little with the hearse master, and after stuffing a red envelope, she asked who would go with her in the hearse?

A group of former colleagues who had been flattering just now all looked down at their feet, as if a new flower of the emperor had bloomed on their shoes.

Li Xiaomeng continued: "Then, if you don't want to ride the hearse, follow Guangzheng." ”

The original colleagues immediately flocked to go with Liu Guangzheng, thinking that they all wanted to taste what it was like to sit in a Mercedes-Benz, and it was estimated that they would take a few selfies after getting in the car.

I have to block their circle of friends for the past two days, otherwise I will inevitably be disgusted...

Super brother Wang Yang and I glanced at each other, didn't say anything, and in the puzzled and slightly mocking eyes of our former colleagues, the four of us got into the spacious hearse together.

Probably because there was a corpse, everyone didn't speak on the road, so they went straight to the funeral home in a dull way.

The funeral home also has corresponding docking personnel, and after carrying the body down, put it into the simple mourning hall that has been arranged, and start to do the final memorial.

The process was not quite the same as the funerals I remembered as a child, which... It's kind of like the feeling of facing a party member or some big person.

Pig... Forget it, the deceased is greater. The aunt was lying on a platform more than one meter high, and the platform was surrounded by chrysanthemums of various colors, which was really lying among the flowers.

There is a portrait of her aunt hanging on the front wall next to her, Li Xiaomeng is quite good at picking, and she actually chose a bust, which was taken by the aunt imitating the posture of the Mona Lisa, she was very satisfied with this photo before her death, and she did not hide her love for it.

A bunch of us, after receiving the fresh chrysanthemums issued by the staff, circled around the body under the command of the staff.

Turn around three times, put the flower in the designated position, and then bow three times under the command of the staff, and it's over.

Just as we were finishing the process and preparing to listen to the next step of the staff's command, suddenly a noisy cry came, which gradually became louder than the mourning music in the room.

It's not fun to have a memorial service interrupted, and if we really have an aunt's family among us, we can just hit someone at this time.

With the sound of crying, several old men rushed in, there were old men and women in their forties, adding up to more than ten people, several old men looked like they were heartbroken, and the worst one was sitting in a wheelchair, with his head tilted and his mouth open, as if he was about to die, and was also pushed in by a middle-aged woman, and a group of people were crying and clamoring to seek justice for the aunt who had died.

I'm stupid, who are these people?

Soon I could hear from the crying that there was an old man who had a 'good' relationship with his aunt before, who knew that there was no one in his aunt's house and wanted to divide his aunt's property in the name of his "fiancé".

Alas, these people, I can't cry or laugh a little, and I don't inquire first, where does my aunt still have family property? She had to have a family property before she died, so why should we let the gang pay for her funeral?

But it's really a matter for such an old man to make trouble here, this one by one is the senior champion in the porcelain industry, and the kind of professional skills have reached the peak, and a little carelessness can let me and other juniors see what it means to 'lose even pants left'.

This made Li Xiaomeng, who had experienced a hundred battles, and the staff of the funeral home stunned, everyone wanted to get started but didn't know where to start, just when I was heading up, suddenly there was a chorus of shouts: "Brother Qian, who dares to make trouble?!" ”

Ah?

I followed the sound and looked, there were twenty strong guys, all of them were in a unified black suit with sunglasses, and the young man in the lead was extraordinary at a glance, although the sunglasses on his face covered his bright little eyes, but I still recognized it at a glance, hey, how did Chen Haobei really find this product?