Chapter 300: Routines and Anti-Routines
Fortunately, from childhood to adulthood, dog food is used to eating, and this level of show of affection Pei Xiuyuan has not been in his eyes since he was 5 years old.
didn't care what the two old men were doing, kicked open the door, rushed in with a long sword, and cut the photos of those candidates for the crown princess into scum with a few clicks.
"Ouch, you're back, son."
The emperor and queen greeted him warmly, pinching their faces, arranging their clothes, touching their heads, and pretending not to see what Pei Xiuyuan had done just now.
"Pretend, you guys still pretend to me!"
Pei Xiuyuan didn't plan to fool around with them anymore, he set off from the Federation...... No, as soon as he decided to return to the Empire, they must have known the exact time of his return, the kind that didn't miss a second.
Now deliberately pretending to be an innocent and simple rabbit, isn't it because there is a ghost in his heart?
"Hehe, son, what are you talking about, I haven't seen you for so long, my father and mother are so kind to you, we will be sad if you are like this."
The imperial queen, who was noble and cold to the outside world and loved blackface, was holding her hands in front of her chest like a little girl at this moment, holding her mouth, blinking her big tearful eyes, and looking at Pei Xiuyuan aggrievedly.
"Ouch, Ah Yuan, why did you upset your mother as soon as you came back."
His Majesty the Emperor, the first beloved wife of the empire, knew that his dear wife was deliberately pretending, but at this time he still wanted to blame his son who he hadn't seen for a long time.
The problem is, he's obviously not a son with any problems.
Fortunately, after so many years of wits and courage on both sides, Pei Xiuyuan has already been immune to his mother's pretending to be pitiful and doesn't care about his father's eccentricity.
The lightsaber was put away, his hands folded in front of his chest, and he repeated the point he was about to ask in a tone of utterly unmistakable indifference.
"I heard, I'm going to marry the crown princess?"
The poor queen who lowered her head and pretended to wipe her tears was stunned, and cried louder with a whimper, and flew into the emperor's arms, her shoulders twitched, and she made a humming and chirping sob.
He was so distressed that his emperor's father, he glanced at him more viciously than Pei Xiuyuan.
"Act, you guys go on."
Pei Xiuyuan insisted on being indifferent and unwavering, from childhood to adulthood, under their attitude, he suffered too much.
He is now a mature adult and will never be deceived by them again.
Sure enough, the queen hummed for a long time, without waiting for his son's noble comforting eyes.
I felt that it was boring, so I simply didn't pretend.
"Alas, son, the more you grow up, the more boring it becomes, so you should cooperate with your dear mother."
The queen shook her hand and twisted it out of the arms of the emperor's husband, and with a wave of her hand, a wide chair that was soft, comfortable and luxurious appeared behind her out of thin air.
That is, regardless of her son or husband, the queen directly lay down and supported her head with one hand.
waved slightly to the emperor who was still standing stupidly, and the emperor immediately understood, squeezed to the edge of the chair and sat down, and began to pinch the queen's legs, rub her shoulders and beat her back diligently and skillfully.
"Okay, let's talk about it now, what the hell is going on, you plan to marry me again, and you want to hold your grandson again? Say, which one I like this time, I'll solve it right away, and I still have a game to compete with. ”
These two old and unscrupulous people, from the time he just reached the point where his physical functions showed that he could do such and such things, began to arrange 3-5 blind dates for him in the first imperial year, decorate the imperial city 6-8 times, and express their desire to hold their grandson 9-10 times.
Completely disregarding, he was only a minor in the sense of imperial law.
"Son, you can use those as jokes before, after all, you are still an underage child. But now that you are an adult, you can legally marry and have children, and start a career for our royal family, and this time we are serious. ”
The queen lazily waved her hand again, and a plate of crystal grapes appeared and floated steadily beside her head.
With a look, His Majesty the Emperor began to peel the grape skins very well and fed them to the queen's mouth, and the service was very good.
"I'm also serious, who you chose this time, I'll solve it right away."
In order to show his seriousness, Pei Xiuyuan had already waved his hand and connected to the communication with SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Prepare the jump starship for me immediately, and I'll be back to the Federation in a moment."
Over there, SpongeBob had just soaked in the super large seawater pool of his long-lost super house, thinking that he could live the same beautiful life as he used to, but he was caught off guard, why did the bad news come again so soon?
What did he do wrong, he just wanted to soak in his big house every day.
But before he could refute it, Pei Xiuyuan had already cut off the communication over there.
Anyway, the order has been issued, and what SpongeBob does with his head is not his concern.
"Since you won't let me solve it myself, then you can solve it yourself."
Pei Xiuyuan turned around and left, saying as he walked: "Anyway, I have seen you too, you have so much energy to do things, it seems that you are not sick at all, continue to pretend, and strive to get me another younger brother and sister to come out, so as not to disturb me all day long." ”
"Son, don't be so ruthless, you haven't come back for a long time, at least you can have a meal with your old father and mother, I haven't seen each other for so long."
Pei Xiuyuan's stride gradually slowed down, alas, they did have a point in saying this.
And...... The main thing is that he also wants to see his sister.
"Okay." Before the emperor and empress could say anything, Pei Xiuyuan immediately added a stern sentence, "But you'd better quickly give an order to dismantle all these messy things for me, if I see these things again in an hour, I will leave immediately." ”
"Good, good."
"Tear down everything in the palace for me."
The Emperor snapped his fingers and summoned the chief minister in charge of the court's internal affairs to "remove all the messy decorations." ”
The Minister of Internal Affairs saw Pei Xiuyuan with a bad expression at a glance, he had experienced such things too many times, and instantly understood what the "messy things" in the mouth of their respected Emperor His Majesty were, and he didn't need to ask at all, and respectfully said that he received the order and retired himself.
"Hey, son, look, let's ...... at night"
"Okay, I'm not going to leave today, let's have dinner together tonight, I'll go see my sister first."
This time, the three of them didn't speak, and Pei Xiuyuan left in silence.
In the evening, it was not Pei Xiuyuan's expectation.
Say okay, everyone has a meal together, a simple family gathering.
was expected by his pompous parents to arrange a super exaggerated party, but fortunately he came to the banquet hall directly with his wit.
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