Chapter 299: Pei Xiuyuan was deceived
There is no way, in order to get rid of the current situation, he can only endure it for a day.
Luckily, SpongeBob didn't notice the back door he had left inside the oath, and only heard the oath to Xuanxing.
quickly put away the kneeling and pretending to be pitiful, and decisively got up from the ground, the sobbing expression on his face was quickly put away, and he patted the dust on his body with a serious expression.
The three of Bai Yaoyao, who were eating melons and watching the play in the C position in the front row, bowed their heads to the melon-eating crowd who had changed from pricking up their ears to eavesdropping unconsciously to facing and leaning closer to the frontal onlookers.
The people who ate melons were embarrassed all at once, pretending to scratch their heads, pretending to be looking for someone, pretending to think of something and running away quickly, and scattered in all directions.
The crowd that was originally lively dissipated at once.
"Your Highness, this place is obviously not in line with your identity, let's change places now to catch up with Miss Xiao and the others."
What can Pei Xiuyuan say, he can only agree with tears, when will it start, he is now completely controlled by SpongeBob SquarePants' head, uncomfortable.
SpongeBob SquarePants looked at the melon-eating trio, a glance passed, and the three nodded in unison, keeping up.
So now the three of them sat in a pumpkin, each holding a glass of chilled pumpkin corn juice silently.
I could only gurgle and suck the pumpkin corn juice in the cup.
The corn waiter who came in to deliver snacks to judge felt the strange atmosphere in this private room, made up a big drama in her brain, and told her little corn sister the story vividly after going out.
As a result, the little sister praised her for the very good story, how well it was written, and encouraged her to write a script and submit it boldly.
Under the encouragement of the little sisters, the corn waiter had the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't expect that someone would really buy it, and it quickly made a three-hundred-episode TV series "The Love Entanglement of Three Men and Two Women", in which the male number one also invited the current hottest actor in the federation to play Mu Cheng, who became your federal annual hit drama, and the corn waiter made a lot of money.
Don't watch this TV series with relish, I don't know that the villain in the TV series who likes the female number one and falls in love with the male number one, and finally deliberately conspires to break up the love between the male number two and the female number two in order to get the male number two, and the prototype of the male number three is him.
Of course, these are all later words, and the focus now is on the current explanation of things, about what happened to Pei Xiuyuan.
In this regard, after Pei Xiuyuan sighed deeply for dozens of times, he said four words: "It's a long story."
Bai Yaoyao, who had become very irritable because his curiosity had not been satisfied for a long time, slammed the cup of pumpkin corn juice on the table.
"Long story short!"
Pei Xiuyuan really went back to the empire and experienced something terrible, and he was killed by Bai Xiaoxiao, and he really condensed a long story into one sentence and four words.
"I'm running away!"
Ha?
"Alas, I've said it's a long story, forget it, I'll tell you slowly."
It turned out that Pei Xiuyuan actually didn't plan to return to the empire at all this time, otherwise he wouldn't have been so excited when Bai Yaoyao proposed to travel.
He was safely deceived back to the Empire.
It must be that the empire has been too peaceful recently, and his parents are too full to eat and have nothing to do, so their brains are hot, and they actually think of hugging their grandson.
Where did the grandson come from?
It must be a son marrying a daughter-in-law and giving birth to one.
But the son is still in the Federation, and he is a playboy character, as if he wants to be obedient and come back to find a daughter-in-law and have a child, he must find some way.
What can I do?
Or pretend to be sick, not only can you deceive your son back, but also take the opportunity to test whether your son cares about them and is filial.
Kill two birds with one stone, hit it off.
So Pei Xiuyuan received 28 superstar express deliveries, one of which was more urgent than the other, and asked him to go back quickly.
There was only one sentence in the letter: "Son, you are sick, come back quickly." ”
When Pei Xiuyuan received the first letter, he didn't believe it; When I received the 28th letter...... He still didn't believe it.
He still knows a lot about his parents' physical condition, and he is definitely still in the prime of life, and he can fight for another thirty years.
And even if they were really sick, it would be impossible for them to use the Superstar Express Express to call him back.
The Minister of Foreign Affairs will definitely find Bai Zhe directly and ask him to arrange for someone to send him back immediately, so that he will not send the express slowly.
And although it is said that the interstellar and federal networks are not interconnected, in fact, for high-level buildings, there is still no delay in projection communication at any time.
This is the fastest way, his parents abandoned this method, which can only prove one thing, that is, they are afraid that they will be found flaws by him when they are projecting and communicating.
However, thinking that they were okay, but they still received 28 reminder letters, Pei Xiuyuan was still relieved.
Since he has already achieved a good result, he has not found any hope of curing his sister in Bai Yaoyao for the time being, and the spirit organization has been quiet as a chicken recently, so he might as well go back and see what his team of unscrupulous parents are going to do.
So he went back naively, because he thought that it was estimated that the two of them were lonely at home, and he just wanted him to go back to accompany him.
Who knew that as soon as he went back, he would be stupid.
The lanterns and decorations are called a flowery brocade, which is comparable to the New Year.
He casually pulled a servant who was hurrying by, and asked what was going on so much.
As a result, the servant was very happy and told him happily: "Isn't it His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, are you going to marry the Crown Princess?" ”
Then the servant continued to be busy in the bubble of happiness, leaving Pei Xiuyuan, who was petrified and dumbfounded.
After reacting, Pei Xiuyuan turned into an unfilial son on the spot, took out the three-foot prince long sword he was carrying, and rushed to his parents' dormitory with it.
When he rushed in, he heard them talking.
"Hey, you see this is good, good figure, big chest and thin waist, mainly big buttocks, it must be very good to give birth, maybe two in three years."
"Oh, you don't know our son yet, it seems that he is flirting with his sister everywhere, and he provokes one by one, but in fact, which time he has been seriously with each other for a few days is not flat-chested, alas, how did he inherit this from me."
"Are you not satisfied?"
The queen was not happy on the spot, which meant that he was not satisfied with his flat chest.
His Majesty the Emperor, who was noble and high up to the outside world, was intimidated in seconds, and his desire to survive was quickly launched.
With a big face, he leaned up and hugged the queen is kissing, hugging and coquettish, and planning to play hooligan.
"Oh, it's because the husband is wrong, for the husband's broken mouth, nonsense, he should be beaten."
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