Chapter Twenty-Nine: Mystic Armor
Cheng Shi didn't know what his strange boss was thinking all day long, why he always liked to pour some strange things, and the things that seemed to come out of her hands were not normal, such as the mentally abnormal car model, the strange information center, the three egg-shaped pods with microwave oven functions, and then the standard monster farming artifact for this network management for herself today, and her general explanation for this is not to use human thinking to understand the company's affairs, it is really unchanged to respond to all changes, And the information bridge seems to have learned this method of interpretation.
After a series of unreliable experiences, Cheng Shi was even more upset about this business trip to the Pacific, so he decided to equip him as much as possible for the goddess leader, and he thought that using the equipment of the divine realm to deal with the little monsters in the mortal world would not be too bad anyway.
When Cheng Shi hadn't opened his mouth to ask for equipment for the two helpers at home, he didn't expect his immortal leader to take the initiative to give it to him, but the moment he got the equipment, he only glanced at it, and 10,000 "slots" came to his heart.
", these TM are two sets of women's underwear, and the packaging hasn't been opened yet." Cheng Shi exclaimed.
Goddess Wang heard Cheng Shi's exclamation and asked suspiciously, "Why are you so excited?" What's wrong? Is there anything wrong? ”
"Leader, can our company's equipment not be so weird? How can I give them this when I go back? Cheng Shi was holding two strange pieces of equipment in his hand, and his face was embarrassed.
After Cheng Shi finished speaking, the fairy sister immediately made a speechless expression at Cheng Shi, "In your human worldview, you are now also a person who sees through the soul, life and death, and the truth of the universe, do you still care about this?" @汪说完冲着程石摆摆手, motioning for him to hurry to the egg-shaped pod.
"But I haven't seen through the red dust yet?" Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Leader, what are these two pieces of equipment for? Why didn't you open the package? Looks like you just bought it at the mall? Cheng Shi asked embarrassedly.
"Armor, I just bought it in the mall, but the old lady has already done a material intervention, and wearing it can increase defense." @汪不假思索的说着.
"Armor? Why do you have to use this? What exactly did she think? Can't you get two clothes? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
When the goddess Wang saw that Cheng Shi didn't speak for a long time, she asked in surprise, "What?" You don't want it? Then let them carry it with their own bodies. ”
"No, ...... Want...... Something is better than nothing. Cheng Shi hurriedly said, and after speaking, he hurriedly asked the information bridge to put away the two pieces of equipment.
The fairy sister was still embarrassed when she saw Cheng Shi just now, and now she seemed to have the expression and actions of a treasure, first "cut", and then showed a disdainful gaze.
"What if the size doesn't fit?" Although it was a little embarrassing, Cheng Shi still stubbornly asked.
The goddess Wang was stunned: "Isn't there a size on the outer packaging?" You don't see it? If the size does not fit, you can change it. Sister Fairy blurted out.
If Cheng Shi wasn't sure just now, then now he was 100% sure that this goddess sister definitely had a hole in her brain, "I'm going to look at the size and use a yarn?" How do I know what size those two ancestors are wearing? Do I have to count their measurements when I rent out the house to them? Can you change it if it doesn't fit? Is this still a batch production? Cheng Shi muttered petrified.
"Okay...... If you can change it, you can change it. Cheng Shi nodded with an embarrassed expression, "Leader, do I have armor?" After all, I am a human physique, and under normal circumstances, there should not be the two of them who can carry the blame. Cheng Shi looked at @Wang Cheng and said sincerely, his expression was a little embarrassed, he was worried that this fairy leader with strange thinking would suddenly throw him a pair of underwear.
"Want armor? Why don't you get into the eggs? After the goddess Wang finished speaking, she had a helpless expression, and she felt that communicating with Cheng Shi made her speechless.
Cheng Shi was stunned for a moment, in fact, he didn't like that strange egg-shaped pod, since he knew that the pod also had the function of a microwave oven, he also ate a braised fish meal in it, and he didn't want to lie in it, he was even worried that this fairy leader with a hole in his brain would turn him into a braised man because of a misoperation.
"Okay...... Yes...... If I go, won't I do it again? I have experience. Cheng Shi said while looking sideways at @Wang, and staggered towards the egg-shaped pod that had been opened, this time @Wang opened the pod in the middle, which made Cheng Shi feel better psychologically, after all, it was not the pod that ate fish before.
Cheng Shi timidly entered the pod with a frightened face, and then the pod closed automatically.
Five minutes later, only to hear the sound of "ding dong", the egg-shaped pod automatically opened, yes, it was the same sound as the last time the fish was cooked, and the information bridge suspended on the side heard this sound, and it also vibrated excitedly, it may be worried that the owner will become a braised person.
This time Cheng Shi was different from entering the pod before, when the pod was opened, Cheng Shi was almost completely conscious, so the moment the pod was opened, he rushed out, and ran to the center of the S-shaped long table.
"Leader, what have you strengthened me this time? Why do I feel refreshed now? Cheng Shi waved his arms happily left and right in front of @Wang, as if showing off his muscles.
"You're refreshed, huh? Didn't you just ask for armor? I just did a bit of a physical intervention on your panties. @汪说完轻松的说到, and showed a "cut" expression.
Cheng Shi just thought that he would endure the humiliation and enter the egg-shaped pod again, and he would be able to obtain a set of high-grade armor based on body strengthening, but he didn't expect the bad news to come so soon.
"What? I'm still wearing? Did you directly do the material intervention? Cheng Shi's face was petrified from the happy expression just now.
"What? Do you doubt the Empire's technology? "@汪说完露出一个坏坏的微笑.
Cheng Shi was speechless......
Goddess Wang saw Cheng Shi's petrified expression and didn't speak again, so she said happily: "Your human body bones are indeed weaker, I have crossed a layer of energy shield for you, this layer of shield is made of the original material of this universe, in the case of a complete shield, it can help you neutralize most material attacks, but some contact attacks, you still have to endure the pain of flesh and skin, so don't be reckless, and the attacks that can be dodged should be avoided as much as possible." "@汪的语气里透漏着领导对员工的关心.
Cheng Shi instantly woke up from the petrification when he heard @Wang's words, "So, you were joking with me just now?" Cheng Shi scratched his head in embarrassment after speaking.
"The old lady can read minds, I just played a joke on you with the thing you were most worried about before you entered the pod just now, so in front of me, don't think about it." @汪说完露出一个诡异的表情.
Cheng Shi was speechless......
"I'll you, I'm a transparent person in front of you?" Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Leader, you don't seem to have told me exactly where in the Pacific Ocean for business?" Cheng Shi suddenly asked in surprise.
"The old lady also has only one coordinate, and the information bridge will be sent to you when the time comes, why do you ask so clearly? Don't you know if you go? You're all equipped now and ready to go. @汪说完摊开手, speechless.
Cheng Shi originally wanted to ask for some more equipment, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what to want, thinking that even if his immortal leader was not in his normal mind, he should not give him, a novice, a too tricky task, anyway, he thought that the probability of his first mission to die in the line of duty was not high.
Cheng Shi and the information bridge came to the information center (parking lot) of the network eight company in a blink of an eye, and the information bridge quietly became the Wuling Hongguang, Cheng Shi got into the car with a puzzled mind, and only heard the information bridge "go." The two returned to the courtyard of Cheng's family.
"Hey...... It's good to have an energy shield, and I basically don't feel it with the high skill of Xiaoqiao. After Cheng Shi got out of the car, he stretched out his hands in the yard and spun in circles, muttering while looking at his body.
"Yangyang, Barbara, brother is back." Cheng Shi walked to the living room and shouted happily.
There was no movement, Cheng Shi looked at the clock on the TV wall, and found that it was already more than 9 o'clock in the evening, so he thought that it might be that the two Superman ladies had already slept, but in an instant he thought that this was the first time that the two of them were alone at home, and there would be no chaos, so he decided to go up and down the stairs to check around, and when he arrived on the third floor, Cheng Shi found that the door of the attic where Yang Yang lived was hidden, so he knocked softly.
"Yangyang, have you slept? Brother is back, I have a gift for you. Cheng Shi said as he knocked on the door.
However, there was no response, so Cheng Shi gently pushed open the door and took a look inside, and sure enough, he found that Yang Yang was not in the house.
"Damn, these two aren't going out to duel, are they?" Cheng Shi muttered, just wanted to call, but thought that the two of them had not had time to reissue their numbers after losing their mobile phones.
Cheng Shi, who had no choice for a while, ran to the yard and slapped the butt of the Wuling Hongguang.
"Don't play dead, Barbara and Yangyang are gone, think of a way." Cheng Shi yelled at his car.
When the information bridge heard the sound, it "swished" and turned into a suspended car model.
"Master, this car suggests that you bring a positioning collar for each of them in the future, so that it is easier to find if you lose it." The information bridge was suspended in the courtyard, and it seemed to be talking in earnest.
Cheng Shi was stunned for a moment: "I have a bad idea, I will bring them a collar, and it is strange that they don't eat me." ”
"Then the gifts you bring to them, if there is no suitable reason, they will eat you." Information Bridge said shyly.
Cheng Shi was speechless......
When Cheng Shi was about to ask the information bridge again how to find someone, he saw the gate in the courtyard open, and saw the two superhuman ladies entering the door hand in hand, still carrying a few large bags of things in their hands, Cheng Shi was stunned by the scene in front of him, subconsciously shook his head, and pinched his arm again to confirm that he had not entered the hallucination.
"Ah, landlord, you're back." The two Superman ladies almost speak in unison, and they come with their own happy emojis.
Cheng Shi faced the scene in front of him, and he had a feeling that happiness had come too suddenly and he was not ready.
"You two...... What's going on? Cheng Shi asked in a slightly stammering tone, with a look of surprise.