Chapter 30: The darkest day of Cheng Shi's life
In Cheng Shi's opinion, although Barbara and Yangyang have no deep hatred, the two of them have been fighting for so many years after all, and in the past few days in Cheng's family, there have been many times when they have been tense without saying a word, and now a hot pot has turned enemies into friends, which makes Cheng Shi really hard to believe.
"Landlord, what's wrong with you? It's normal for both of us. Yang Yang looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously, and said easily.
Cheng Shi still couldn't believe his eyes when he saw the two in front of him, so he subconsciously rubbed his eyes again.
"Are you two really turning enemies into friends?" Cheng Shi still asked a little disbelievingly.
When Barbara saw Cheng Shi, who was in an abnormal state, she also looked puzzled: "Landlord, what's wrong with you?" Didn't you say that we should all live in peace? ”
Cheng Shi reacted for a while, and finally came to his senses.
"What's that...... I'm fine, I'm so touched to see that the relationship between the two of you is so harmonious, and I'm a little blindsided for a while. Cheng Shi scratched his head in embarrassment after speaking.
"Cut." The two Superman ladies once again spoke in unison, saying that Cheng Shi's explanation was too perfunctory.
At this time, Yangyang saw Cheng Shi holding two small boxes in his hands, so he asked curiously: "Hey, landlord, what are you holding?" ”
Cheng Shi heard Yangyang's words, and hurriedly put the things in his hand behind him: "No...... It's nothing, but you two are going out to make a big purchase? ”
"yes, yes, aren't we going to farm monsters in the Pacific with the landlord? I heard it was hot over there, so we bought some summer essentials. Yang Yang nodded vigorously as he spoke.
"It seems that these two goods really don't take monster farming seriously, obviously going to travel at public expense, and I'm already scolded by the leader in the company, okay?" Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.
"Oh, let's go inside, I have a lot more to tell you." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he walked to the living room.
And the two Superman ladies also carried a few big bags of things into the house happily, and after arriving in the house, everyone also sat in their own positions.
Cheng Shi sat on the main sofa in the living room, looking at how to speak, but after a while, he found that he was thinking too much, and the two superhuman ladies didn't even look at him, just looking at the things they bought, Cheng Shi glanced at them and found that the things they bought were: sunscreen, sunglasses, sun hats, swimsuits, and all kinds of snacks.
Just when Cheng Shi was speechless, Yang Yang suddenly asked, "Landlord, when will we leave?" Is it by plane or do we drive ourselves? Have you booked your ticket? Is it to Hawaii? ……”
After listening to Yangyang's series of questions, Cheng Shi slapped his forehead.
"Are you guys just messing around? We're not going to travel at public expense, we're really going to farm monsters. Cheng Shi got up and said loudly, his eyes wandering on Barbara and Yangyang, his face was speechless, and after speaking, he handed the two pieces of equipment that @Wang gave him to the two of them respectively, and said casually: "For you." Cheng Shi felt that the two of them had bought so many things anyway, it didn't matter if they had one more, it was better to give it to them just in time, so as not to be more embarrassed later.
When the two superhuman ladies saw Cheng Shi give them something, they took it with joy.
Suddenly, Barbara quickly got up, and the mess she had just bought on her lap was scattered to the ground.
"What do you mean, landlord?" Barbara hunched over the stone and shouted.
Yang Yang saw that Barbara had already stood up to question Cheng Shi, so she temporarily restrained herself and glared at Cheng Shi with wide eyes.
Cheng Shi didn't expect the two superhuman ladies to react so much, subconsciously shrank back, and hurriedly explained: "What's that...... This is not what I gave to you, but it was given to you by the fairy 'girl' leader of my company. Cheng Shi also emphasized the female leader in his words, and after speaking, he was so embarrassed that he almost wanted to bury himself in the sofa.
"What does she mean by giving us this?" Yang Yang looked at Cheng Shi and asked suspiciously.
"What kind of thing is this? How can this be said? Will they believe it when it comes to armor? If this explanation is not good, is it going to be ruined? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, he didn't expect that he was still relieved that the two mothers were living together peacefully, but now he has become the most unstable factor in the family, who is to reason with.
"Armor, the fairy leader said that you can improve your defense when you put it on." Cheng Shi covered his face with his hands and told the truth, and observed the reactions of the two Superman ladies from between his fingers.
Hearing Cheng Shi's words, the two mothers looked down at the underwear again, and found that they hadn't even opened the packaging, and there were sizes, brands, manufacturers, and even production dates printed on it, which were obviously bought in the supermarket, and they didn't look like something produced by the gods at all.
Cheng Shi saw that the two superhuman ladies looked at each other, no one spoke, and they couldn't explain it clearly anyway, so he decided to let it go and tell the truth and finish the matter.
So he got up suddenly: "I know you don't believe it, but that's the case, you know, my fairy leader usually doesn't play cards according to common sense, and she gave me a glove, saying that it is a standard weapon for the network administrator." With that, he got up and asked the bridge to release the magical glove for the two of them.
The two supermen saw that Cheng Shi's gloves were like stockings, and they sneered on the spot, and the embarrassing situation was alleviated. ”
"Get out!" The two mothers said in unison, and glared at Cheng Shi angrily.
Cheng Shi saw that the situation didn't seem to be good, so he ran to the bedroom on the first floor with his head in his hands, leaving only the two Superman ladies to look at each other for a long time.
"It's the darkest day of my life." Cheng Shi was lying on the bed of his parents in the bedroom before his death muttered, he was even thinking about whether he would be able to face the two supermen at home normally in the future after such an extremely embarrassing thing.
At this time, there are not only two Superman sisters in the living room, but the car model is also suspended in the center of the living room, this thing may feel that his master told the truth but was misunderstood, so he decided to stand up and seek justice for the master: "The car was also present at the time, and the car can testify, and everything the master said is the truth." ”
"Get out!" The two Superman ladies spoke in unison again, and made a gesture to break things at the information bridge.
Seeing that the two couldn't communicate at all, the car model slipped into the yard and turned into the Wuling Hongguang pretending to be dead.
In fact, the two supernatural creatures didn't dislike this special gift given to them by the goddess's sister, but they were sent to them through the process stone, which made them a little unacceptable, and later the information bridge made a supplementary explanation, which made them even more convinced that this special gift was indeed from the divine realm.
Cheng Shi was in the room of his parents before his death, and fell asleep after lying down for a while, while the two superhuman ladies chatted in the living room for a while and packed up their things and went upstairs to rest.
The first rays of sunshine in the morning sprinkled into the courtyard of the Cheng family's Biye, and the information bridge that had been lying in the yard for a night seemed to be awakened by something, and the spirit suddenly became a suspended car model, and Barbara, who came back from buying breakfast at this moment, happened to see this scene, only to see her carrying a few bags of breakfast, first leaning back, and almost throwing away the breakfast.
"What are you doing early in the morning? Just woke up? Barbara yelled at the model car floating in the yard.
"The car doesn't sleep, the company's business trip is down, we are going to leave today, and I am about to inform the master." The information bridge said unhurriedly.
"Oh, where to go? You should know by now, right? Barbara asked with joy.
"Of course I know the location, but the leader only gave a coordinate, and the car has never been there, so I don't know where it is." The model car tells the truth.
Barbara looked disdainful, "Cut, love to talk or not, ask the landlord to go in a while." With that, he walked to the living room with a few bags of breakfast.
Sister Monkey just entered the house with breakfast, and I don't know if it was Miss Hawkman's nose, or she just went downstairs to catch up, only to hear the sound of "knock knock" going down the stairs, Yang Yang rushed over to eat breakfast, and after a while, Cheng Shi also got up and walked into the living room, he saw that the two superhuman ladies were eating breakfast, so he subconsciously asked: "Who bought the breakfast?" Yang Yang pointed at Barbara while eating.
"Yes, if you don't sleep lazy, breakfast will be handed over to you in the future, rest assured, the company will reimburse you." Cheng Shi smiled at Barbara and said, after speaking, he also came over for breakfast, and Barbara made an "OK" gesture with Cheng Shi with his right hand.
"Anyway, why are your living habits so good? Wake up early every day. After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he cast an approving look at Barbara.
"Racial talent." Yang Yang blurted out.
When Barbara heard Yangyang's explanation, she immediately glared at her, "You can't occupy your mouth even when you eat." Barbara said unhappily.
Cheng Shi just smiled and didn't speak, he felt that it would be good if he could keep it like this, there were two pistachios living at home and fighting every day, so it would be good to enliven the atmosphere, anyway, as long as you don't fight and tear down the house, everything can be endured.
"Everything is moving towards a better life." Cheng Shi came to the courtyard after breakfast and sighed.
"Master, the task above has come down, and we are going to leave today." The sound of the information bridge sounded in Cheng Shi's brain.
Cheng Shi subconsciously turned to look at the suspended car model, he knew that this was the information bridge talking to him spiritually.
"Oh, where exactly is the Pacific Ocean? Can you be sure? Cheng Shi asked in his consciousness.
"I was only given a coordinate, there was no specific location, I roughly searched the database and found that this location was not on land at all." The sound of the information bridge came unhurriedly into Cheng Shi's brain.
", in the water?" Cheng Shi didn't hold back and exclaimed.