Chapter 665: The Goddess of the Entertainment Industry (71)
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The black-hearted director thought very beautifully, but unfortunately he met the big demon king.
It seems that he can easily catch the fish, which makes Director Zhang and the audience convinced, but when his own people are on it, he knows how difficult it is to catch the fish in this lake, she pretended to be before, deliberately confusing them!!
The six little brothers fluttered in the water for more than ten minutes before they caught two fish.
The two of them add up to less than five pounds.
There were already seven fish on the guest's side, of which five big fish were caught by Qing Jiu, one of the other two small ones was caught by Su Ran, and the other was actually caught by Lin Shixue, who was weak in appearance.
The black-hearted director felt that his face hurt so much!!
What kind of dog guest is this? Dig a pit for him to jump!
Not to mention him, even the photographer was blinded.
It's so infuriating!!
The audience watching the live broadcast is hahaha.
it! The slap in the face came too quickly and caught people off guard!!
Miss Qingjiu said: Everyone here is garbage!!
Hahaha~ The young lady picks big fish to catch, she can't look down on smaller fish, and she doesn't like silver carp. If she hadn't been so picky, it was estimated that she would have ten fish, so let's light a candle for the program team first!!
Yes!! This fat-bellied carp must have a lot of roe!!
The program team confronted the guests, and was beaten by the guests, which was really a mudslide in the variety show industry!
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Other variety shows are guests who are rectified, don't want it, they are reversed here.
The program team was beaten, the black-hearted director's face was like a palette, one color after a while, he sat depressedly by the lake, the camera swept over him from time to time, and the director who was sitting with him was about to go bald.
What's the hell?!
Is this group of guests going to heaven?!
I didn't grasp this show from the first day, and it went to the edge of the sky, obviously the guests should be confronted, but it inexplicably became the responsibility of the program team, and the point is that they can't get these guests.
The first issue was so miserable, what should I do in the future?!
Not far from them, I heard a few more guests screaming.
"Whew...... Another big fish!! ”
"So many fish, how do you want to eat them!"
"Big fish today, big meat tomorrow! Life is so good!! ”
"Hahaha, when I signed the contract with the program team, I was also ready to starve, and I specially brought a lot of beef jerky and compressed biscuits. I didn't expect Qingjiu to be a little expert at catching fish, wow, one person can feed ten of us!! ”
"Master Ye, I'm so good-looking, is it okay for you to be a concubine?"
"Master Ye, look here. I'm handsome, have a good build, and have long legs and six-pack abs. I'll be your male pet, I'll play with you, make you laugh, and warm your bed! Wei Changfeng raised his hand and shouted.
At this time, Su Ran touched a small crucian carp in the water.
Hearing the word "male pet", Su Ran turned his head suddenly, looked at Wei Changfeng with unkind eyes, and then smashed the fish in his hand, which happened to hit Wei Changfeng's face, followed by a burst of anger.
"I hired you as a housekeeper, and you actually want to eat soft rice? You've been in the water for so long, you haven't touched a single fish, and you see that the two girls are better than you! Just like you, you can't even catch a fish, and you still want to eat soft rice?! ”
The little angel sighed: It's sour, it's sour!!
Su Ran is not sour.
It was Wei Changfeng who made the trouble, and Qing Jiu didn't say anything.
He was in a hurry to come out, just because he was afraid that this group of drama spirits would spoil Qingjiu.
Even if he hasn't participated in variety shows before, he knows that many variety shows like to fry cp, if the two people interact a little bit, they are cut by the editor, and then they are paired with some cute and cute materials in the later stage, and they can make things happen if they have nothing to do.
Wei Changfeng blatantly said that she would be a male pet, even if Qing Jiu didn't say anything, the black-hearted program team might help them cut out a story of pink bubbles bubbling up, just thinking about it, Su Ran wanted to kill Wei Changfeng!!
is angry, he wants to fry cp with Qingjiu.
The first time it didn't work, the second time it was crooked!!
This afternoon, Su Ran found that his fans gave him and Qing Jiu a CP of "Jiuran Brothers", Su Ran was so angry that he vomited blood, this year's fans have poor eyesight, it is obviously a love story, they have to be distorted into brotherly feelings!!
was stunned by Su Ran, and Wei Changfeng was not angry.
He continued to act with a smiling face.
"It's a small person who doesn't have a good mind, so he can only be a housekeeper."
The guests are happy here, and the program team is full of dark clouds.
When the guests who were collecting firewood came down the mountain, they were all stunned.
"So many fish?!"
Jiajia raised her index finger and shook it, "Not only fish, but also meat!" The program team competed with us to catch fish, how many fish we caught today, how much meat the program team will give us tomorrow, and the food the day after tomorrow has also been settled! ”
The black-hearted director is like a mourner, and his whole body is gloomy.
Ma Dan, this show is almost unrecording!!
I want to see the guests crying and eating steamed buns and eating wild vegetables, what is the result?!
As a result, their program team still had to give meat to the guests!!
At night, there is fish, and the greens are only wild vegetables.
Lin Shixue proposed that there were too many fish and took them to the village to exchange for sauerkraut.
As a result, he was rejected by the black-hearted director, apparently taking the opportunity to take revenge on these guests, "Our show is in the wilderness, what food you want to eat has to be obtained by yourself, how can you go to other people's homes to change things?" No way...... Absolutely not!! ”
Okay, you can't eat sauerkraut fish without sauerkraut, then boiled fish.
The five teams all brought seasonings, and they received a lot of them, not only kitchen utensils in the small house, but also two large stainless steel basins, all of which were used, and Su Ran personally took charge of the spoon and made a large pot of boiled fish that was attractive red.
Wang Chun brought vermicelli, and Su Ran also put a few bundles of vermicelli in the boiled fish.
There are also a few guests who don't eat spicy, and other dishes are made by the chefs in the long work.
Su Ran lowered his voice and asked in a low voice, "Is it delicious?" ”
Qing Jiu nodded, "It's delicious!" It's a pity that there is no sauerkraut, otherwise I would have made a sauerkraut fish! ”
Su Ran said: "If you bring some sauerkraut in the next issue, you don't need to look at the face of the black-hearted director." ”
Qing Jiu pointed to the resentful program group.
"Are you sure he still dares to take us to catch fish?"
Su Ran was also unsure, "It's okay, there will be ten people to bring things next time." ”
Anyway, if you want to eat a big pot of rice, you must discuss what you want to bring.
The program team smelled the smell of peppercorns, and the black-hearted director sniffed, "Su Ran really has two brushes, and this boiled fish is quite fragrant." Xiao Li, you go to them and ask, let's take the ingredients and exchange a pot of boiled fish with them! ”
He thought very beautifully, and exchanged the ingredients for Su Ran to make them a boiled fish.
As soon as the people in the program team spoke, they were rejected by Su Ran, "Our program is in the wilderness, what food you want to eat has to be obtained by yourself, how can you go to other people's houses to change things?" No way...... Absolutely not!! ”
Several of the guests almost choked.
Isn't this the exact words of the black-hearted director?! Fupin Chinese