() Chapter 70

The water at the edge is shallow, and the mud and sand sink as soon as you step on it, and you have to take off your shoes and socks.

Su Ran threw down the idol burden first and took off his shoes and socks, Qingjiu thought about it and took them off too.

Seeing the fish swimming over, Su Ran asked in a low voice, "Let's catch it together?!" ”

Qing Jiu said: "Don't underestimate them, they are actually quite shrewd. ”

It's impossible to catch the same fish, you can't do it so tacitly, maybe you will scare the fish away, and if you are a little unlucky, you will hit your head, or you will play your own game, one can't find it, and there is another!!

Two people catch the same one, that's the rhythm of the bamboo basket to draw water!

Su Ran was not disappointed, "Okay, then we'll catch our own ones." ”

If you can't find it, you can't defend it, so you should grab it and play.

After waiting another two minutes, the fish seemed to be much more relaxed.

Qing Jiu whispered, "Ready, count down to three seconds!" ”

"Three!"

"Two!"

"Catch!"

When catching the second fish, Qingjiu didn't use any tools, she confirmed the target, stepped on the water, clamped the five-pound big grass carp with her bare hands, grabbed its slippery body with both hands, and picked it up.

The fish was lifted out of the water, and it flicked a big, powerful tail.

Water splashes onto the cameraman's face.

I always feel a little unreal with the cameraman.

"Are these fish stupid? Why is it so easy to catch?! ”

He turned the camera over and gave a close-up of the big grass carp.

It's so easy to poke a fish with bamboo, and it's so easy to catch a fish with your bare hands?!

Qing Jiu shook it hard and threw the fish into the grass.

"These two fish should be enough to eat!!"

Su Ran didn't catch anything, and when he got down, the fish had already run away.

He dismayed, and glanced at the cameraman who was following them.

Oh, who is stupid?!

The fish in this lake are shrewd!

Those who have never done it feel relaxed watching others catch fish.

Only if you have tried it yourself can you have a say.

Su Ran hid these words in his heart and didn't say them.

He said, "I'm not the fodder for catching fish, I'm responsible for killing fish!" ”

Qing Jiu said: "Okay! Do you want to go up the hill and catch a rabbit?! ”

Su Ran said: "Don't worry, there are still two days left, just eat fish tonight." ”

Hehe is straight to the photographer.

Do you think the rabbits in the mountains are as stupid as the ones in the water?

The fish in the water are all raised in captivity, how do they compare with wild rabbits?!

Su Ran rolled his eyes when he saw it with the photographer.

He pursed the corners of his lips and said nothing.

The program team pits them, and they can also watch the program group!

Judging from the urine nature of this black-hearted program group, if they know how difficult it is to catch the fish here, the black-hearted director will immediately take his dog's legs down to collect taxes, and it will be Qingjiu who will work hard at that time.

So, let's stop talking and let them misunderstand!!

The two men washed their feet ashore, dried their feet by the lake, and then put on their shoes and socks.

As Su Ran thought, the black-hearted director watched the live broadcast.

Qing Jiu hardly efforted, just found the target, and then quickly and ruthlessly, he easily caught the fish, and he could let the guests complete the task so easily, this task is simply a failure!!

The black-hearted director put pressure on his subordinates again.

"It can't go on like this. It's such an easy task, it's not challenging at all, and there's nothing to see, don't turn a reality show into a solo show. Let's let ten little brothers compete with ten guests to see which side catches more fish!! ”

Whether you can catch fish is not the point, the point is that these fish are stupid!!

There are five girls out of ten guests, and the job of catching fish is not dominant.

The ten little guys who carry things are young and strong, and they will definitely be able to win them.

Originally, their program planned five groups to fight, but now the five groups eat a big pot of rice, and then let them compete to catch fish, it is impossible to eat, they all eat in one pot by themselves, maybe how to release water!

Therefore, on the first day, it became a confrontation between the guests and the program team.

This fucking change is really unexpected.

The black-hearted director is willing to watch the guests play freely, and at the critical moment, the program team still wants to control the scene, lest a wild show become a life game of selling dog meat with a sheep's head, at this time, the people of the program team can only be allowed to play.

With the director's order, the choreographer immediately took the blank task card and filled in the task.

"Director, do you weigh the fish you caught, or do you count them?"

"Weighing. If the program team loses, they will send someone to deliver fresh vegetables and meat. ”

When the black-hearted director said this, his tone was stunned: "If the guests lose, let them pay for the food." As many catties of fish as you have, you will lose as much as you want. Of course, the vegetables and meat sent by the program team are also according to the weight of the fish, and they do not take advantage of them. ”

Write the task card.

The five squads were combined, and only one was written.

The choreographer asked again: "Send the mission card now or tomorrow?" ”

The black-hearted director immediately made a decision: "Right now!" Catch them off guard! ”

Now everyone has just arrived at this place, and they haven't gotten used to it yet.

When tomorrow gets used to the environment, the guests will not be so hard.

So, the black-hearted program team came again.

Su Ran squatted on the ground to kill the fish, he cut open the belly of the fish neatly, took out the contents of the contents, and used the back of the knife to cut the fish scales, Qing Jiu moved a folding stool from the small house, and sat on the side to watch him kill the fish.

Jiajia looked at Su Ran with admiration.

"Brother Ran is so powerful, he can kill fish!"

Su Ran didn't raise his head and said, "Qingjiu is even more powerful, she can eat fish!" ”

Jiajia: "......"

How did she take this?

Four of the ten guests went up the mountain, two to collect firewood and two to dig wild vegetables.

The rest of the people gathered here and watched Su Ran raise and fall with his knife in his hand and clean up the fish.

The black-hearted director held his hands behind his back, like a patrolling leader.

He watched Su Ran kill the fish condescendingly, and there was a smile on his face.

With Su Ran's popularity, in a while there will be a topic on the hot search list #Sexy Su Ran, killing fish online#, the cold three-gold actor is so homely, it is sure to be on the hot search!

"Your mission has come! Master Su's hands are dirty, so he bothers Master Ye to take the task card!! ”

Qing Jiu took the task card and glanced at the black-hearted director meaningfully.

The little angel laughed with a poof.

Hemp eggs! This black-hearted program team was confused by your appearance, seeing that you are a delicate and good-looking girl who can easily catch fish, and I thought that the fish in the lake were easy to catch! Tut...... This is rushing up and being slapped in the face?!

Qing Jiu read the task again, and then looked at the people present.

"Director, we only have six people now, you should send six people too!"

"Okay, you're ready, meet at the lake in three minutes!"

Qing Jiu gestured to that ok, "No problem!" ”

sent to the door to find abuse, and also sent meat and vegetables to them.

Such a good thing, she would refuse to see the hell! Fupin Chinese