Chapter 342: Lu Dongbin's Netherworld
After looking outside for about an hour, Shao Yitian received a call from Wang Geyan, saying that the lemon fairy's Britney had news, and asked Shao Yitian to return to the team.
After returning to the team, Shao Yitian learned that the lemon fairy's Britney had secretly gone underworld.
Hearing this exciting news, Shao Yitian was really taken aback. Privately in the lower realm, that is a violation of the rules of the heavenly court, and the death penalty can be avoided and the living crime cannot be escaped! Could it be that the lemon fairy's dog is impatient?
Since the lemon fairy's Britney is in the lower realm privately, there is naturally no need to look for it in the heavenly court. Therefore, Shao Yitian can also return to the mortal world to accompany his wife.
After the meeting ended, Shao Yitian went home directly.
The next day, Tianting didn't call him, and Shao Yitian was happy to rest at home. In the afternoon, Shao Yitian planned to accompany Liu Sihan to the mall, but before he left, he received a call from Lu Dongbin.
"Hey, Brother Bin, what's the matter?" Shao Yitian knew that Lu Dongbin would not call him for no reason. At this time, I called myself, either for the sake of wine, or to invite myself to the Great Wall.
Lu Dongbin said: "Xiao Shao, hurry up and rent a house for Brother Bin in the mortal world, Brother Bin and I will come to the lower realm today." β
Is this true? Shao Yitian couldn't believe his ears, could it be that Brother Bing was willing to risk killing his head for the sake of his beloved's puppy and secretly went to the lower realm?
Chongguan is angry for the red face, which is worth advocating, but Chongguan is angry for the puppy, which is to be eliminated.
Shao Yitian was afraid that Lu Dongbin's brain would be hot, so he made a confused move, and hurriedly persuaded him: "Brother Bin, don't ruin your good future for the sake of a dog." β
Because of the private nether realm, it is against the laws of the heavenly court, and it is absolutely impossible!
Shao Yitian has such a good relationship with Lu Dongbin, he can't just watch Lu Dongbin jump into the fire pit!
Lu Dongbin on the other end of the phone suddenly had black lines on his head and said, "Xiao Shao, what are you thinking about in a mess? By the way, buy a few more packets of dog food, and the dead dog will follow. β
"What did the dead dog do with him?" asked Shao Yitian.
As soon as Shao Yitian's words were finished, an angry voice came from the other end of the phone: "Boy, who are you scolding for a dead dog? Believe it or not, this divine dog will teach you how to be a person in minutes." β
The dead dog's ears are so poisonous, it's all heard.
Shao Yitian hurriedly said: "Lord Roaring Sky Dog, you must have heard it wrong just now, I just said the divine dog?"
"Hmph! After you come down, let's see how this god dog cleans you up. The roaring dog said angrily.
"By the way, Brother Bin, are you in the lower realm this time looking for the lemon fairy's Britney?" asked Shao Yitian.
Lu Dongbin said: "Well, this time the Nether is to find the lemon fairy's dog. β
For the sake of one of the Lemon Fairy's dogs, the Jade Emperor actually approved Lu Dongbin and the Roaring Sky Dog to the lower realm, allowing Shao Yitian to appreciate the energy of the Lemon Fairy again.
"Brother Nabing, when are you coming to the lower realm?" asked Shao Yitian. If time is pressing, then you have to find a hotel for one person and one dog to live in, and then slowly find a house. If you have enough time, take your time to find a house to rent.
Lu Dongbin said: "Now, me and the Roaring Sky Dog will come down now, time waits for no one, the sooner the better." β
It seems that Binge and the Howling Sky Dog can only be allowed to stay in the hotel for the time being.
After hanging up the phone, Shao Yitian could only cancel going to the mall with Liu Sihan, Liu Sihan didn't care at all, and told Shao Yitian to be busy first and leave her alone. So, Shao Yitian went out to book a hotel for Binge and Howling Sky Dog, while Liu Sihan worked at home.
Not long after he walked out of the community, Shao Yitian received a call from Lu Dongbin again, and Lu Dongbin told Shao Yitian that he and the Howling Sky Dog had come to the mortal world, but he didn't know where he was now.
Shao Yitian said: "Brother Bin, now is the time to show your handsome face, go to the street and find a beautiful woman to ask, you will know where you are." β
Lu Dongbin patted his head, suddenly woke up, and said, "Oh, why did I forget this stubble, okay, Xiao Shao, I'll call you later." β
After hanging up the phone, Lu Dongbin put away the phone, then tidied up his clothes, stroked his long beard, walked to a girl on the side of the road, and asked with a smile: "This girl, may I ask, where is this place?"
The girl on the side of the road saw Lu Dongbin wearing a white robe and a few long beards, and couldn't help but look Lu Dongbin up and down, because Lu Dongbin's dress was incompatible with the modern city.
"Uncle, you're a fortune teller, right?" The more the girl on the side of the road looked, the more she felt that Lu Dongbin looked like a fortune teller.
Lu Dongbin shook his head and said, "Sister paper, have you ever seen a handsome fortune teller like me?"
Sister Paper was amused by Lu Dongbin's words, and covered her mouth with her hand and smiled: "Uncle, I can't see that you are quite narcissistic." Uncle, why don't you show me palmistry? β
As she spoke, the little girl stretched out her little hand and asked Lu Dongbin to show her palmistry. Lu Dongbin is also a person who learns Taoism, and he is naturally familiar with palmistry numerology. Seeing that the girl stretched out her hand, with the idea of helping others, Lu Dongbin seriously showed the girl palmistry.
"Sister paper, after Bing's observation, your future life will be happy, there is a catastrophe when you are fifty years old, if you can survive it, then you can live to more than eighty, if you can't survive this catastrophe, then life is so ......"
Sister Paper was obviously very satisfied with Brother Bin's words, took out twenty yuan from her pocket and stuffed it into Brother Bin's hand, and said, "Thank you, uncle, this is water money for you." β
Before leaving, Mei Paper turned her head and said to Lu Dongbin: "Uncle, if you are ten years younger, maybe I will like you." But now, you don't have a chance, who made you as old as my dad. β
When Lu Dongbin heard this, his heart suddenly galloped like tens of thousands of grass and mud horses, holding the 20 yuan given by his sister paper in his hand, and looked at the back of his sister paper for a long time.
It wasn't until the back of the sister paper disappeared that Lu Dongbin reacted: "Damn! Labor and management are here to find out the names of places, not fortune tellers." Sister paper, alas, sister paper, you haven't told me where this is?"
The roaring dog on the side directly rolled his eyes, and scolded in his heart: "Beast! I will hook up with a teenage girl at once! Hmph, look at how this god dog found out the name of the place." β
The Howling Dog wagged his tail and saw a girl walking towards him, and the Howling Dog thought to himself, this is the girl's paper.
So, the whistling dog spread his legs and ran towards the sister paper. The dog thought to himself, with its cute appearance, it would definitely make the sister know everything.
However, the roaring dog was too naΓ―ve, and when the sister paper saw the roaring dog running towards her, she was so frightened that the sister paper turned around and ran away, shouting for help while running: "Help, there is a dog chasing me, help, there is a dog chasing me......"
The cry for help immediately attracted the attention of many men, and then, there were several flower messengers, either holding bricks, or breaking a branch from a tree on the side of the road as a weapon, and then killing the roaring dog with a fierce momentum.
Seeing that he had misunderstood himself, the Howling Sky Dog hurriedly explained: "Everyone, you have misunderstood, in fact, I just want to ask for directions, not to hurt that girl." β
It's good that the roaring dog didn't open his mouth, but this opening immediately frightened those flower messengers into throwing away the weapons in their hands, and then shouted, Mom, I've encountered a monster!
Then, these flower messengers only hated their parents for having two legs less, and they turned around and ran away as if they were dying.
Shao Yitian saw the embarrassed backs of the group of people, and said disdainfully: "Hmph!