The more I think about it, the more scared I become, and the most afraid is that if one day I get to the point where I can't buffer, I have to have sex with Xiao Rou. If so, will the first child I have with her look like this?

Then this unlucky child will definitely earn a lot less money during the New Year.

But he can also help his family make a lot of money, for example, he can be sent to Japan to shoot a new episode, save makeup, then you can save the time to remove makeup, you can shoot for a long time every day, then you can shoot a lot of content, maybe you can become a child star, then I will be developed in the future...

Thinking wildly, drinking nonsense, gradually, I fell asleep again, in the dream I sat on the bamboo chair counting the money, on one side of the seat sat a kind face is knitting sweater Xiao Rou, on the other side stood our two gray sons, I took out a pile of 100 yuan bills and handed them to them, and said proudly: "Son! Let's buy candy and eat it! It's good to keep filming and make money to support your dad when you're full! ”

"Hey... Ay! Wake up! What are you doing? Suddenly, someone shouted two words in my ear, and I opened my eyes in a daze, and saw Xiao Rou looking at me with a puzzled expression. I was a little embarrassed and asked, "What's wrong?" Did I snort you? Xiaorou handed me a few tissues and said, "Wipe your mouth first, saliva is flowing out, not snoring, but laughter, what did you dream about?" Laugh along..."

Speaking of this, Xiaorou stopped talking, I think she didn't want to say any more, based on what I knew about her, what she wanted to say must be "laughing like a fool".

I also know the reason why she didn't continue, this kind of ridicule between good friends is very inappropriate for the current state of our relationship, it seems... It's a little intimate.

I took the tissue and wiped my mouth, and when I saw that Xiao Rou was also sitting on the chair next to me, I asked a little surprised: "Xiao Rou, why don't you go back and go back to sleep?" Xiao Rou poured herself a glass of wine, took a sip before saying, "I want to talk to you." I subconsciously asked, "What are you talking about?" ”

Xiao Rou said sincerely: "Chat, deepen the relationship, you didn't say that you have to deepen the relationship before you can have sex with me. Is it worthy? Let's get started now. ”

I looked at Xiao Rou a little depressed, thought for a while and asked, "Xiao Rou, you don't have to force yourself so much, right?" Xiao Rou said firmly: "This is my mission, I must do it." ”

I sighed and said, "Alas... Just look at your persistence, I really think that Comrade Gu's brainwashing skills are simply too powerful, if he starts a pyramid scheme, then he will definitely be able to develop into a religion or a politician in the end. The kind of formal religion that the government issues a business license to. ”

"Religion," Xiao Rou repeated softly. Seeing her like this, I suddenly wanted to tease her, so I said, "Deepen your relationship, right?" Okay, you're going to talk to me, so I'll get started. ”

Xiaorou nodded, and I began to tell her about the computer games I had played since school, and I asked her for advice as I spoke.

Sure enough, as I expected, like Xiaoyu, she couldn't interject at all on this topic, couldn't pick up a word, and seemed to be completely uninterested in it.

Seeing that Xiaorou was speechless by what I said, she felt a little anxious, so I accepted it as soon as I saw it: "How is it?" Do you feel that after the deepening of the chat just now, our relationship is one step closer to a complete breakdown? ”

After saying that, I couldn't help but raise the corners of my mouth a little, and sometimes it was more difficult to hold back my smile than to hold my pee.

It's rare that Xiaorou still didn't give up and said to me: "Change the topic, we can continue to talk." I said, "Okay, then this time you start, you pick a topic you like, what are your hobbies?" ”

I originally thought that as a girl, even if she has a hobby, she must also be Korean dramas, youth idol dramas, dolls, Barbie dolls, etc. That's easy, as soon as she says it, I say I'm not interested, we don't have a common topic.

Unexpectedly, a few seconds later, she gave me an unexpected but reasonable answer: "I... I don't have a hobby..."

I asked, a little unwillingly, "What about interest?" There's always interest, right? Xiao Rou shook her head and said, "No, there is no need, we only have a mission, and those things have no meaning to us." ”

I sighed and said, "Alas... Let's talk about it here today, I think it's only going to get more and more emotionless if we talk like this, what do you think? Xiao Rou finally nodded in compromise and said, "Well, you're right, then you..." I quickly said: "I'll still sleep outside, you can sleep with yours." ”

"Oh—" Xiao Rou responded, and there seemed to be disappointment in her tone, but there was also a hint of happiness that I was sure I could feel.

Then Xiao Rou stood up to go back to the bedroom, I suddenly remembered something, so I asked, "By the way, Xiao Rou..." ”

I said, "Oh, no, I just remembered a question and was a little curious." Since you and Jingwei are in love, Jingwei's bloodline must be purer than mine, so why don't you just make friends... How good is it that you two are together? Combined with an outsider like me, isn't it just a half-breed after all? Is this really what you want? ”

Xiao Rou replied, "Oh... These are all arranged by Gu Ye, I only know that we need fresh blood, as for you, your body is actually different from before, just because the process is very slow, so you don't feel it yourself, you already meet our needs. ”

"What?!" I got up from my chair in surprise and asked incredulously, "Are you saying I'm already a reformer?" When did you transform me? Whose template was it transformed? Captain America or Hulk? Wolverine or Magneto? It can't be Spider-Man, right? That's a dick! ”

I tried to shake my arm, but I didn't spit out.

Xiao Rou looked at me like this, frowned slightly and said, "What are you doing?" That's not what I said, your body is still the same body... Forget it, wait for Gu Ye to explain to you. ”

Xiao Rou seemed a little shy at this point, and she turned around and went back to the bedroom.

I stretched out my arms and kicked my legs to try, the physical strength is indeed still that physical strength, I can't even split a fork, I want to backflip, I think about it or don't flip, in case I twist my waist again, then I'm in the old Gu here even if there is no use value at all, and they will lose it when they stew me as a defective product...

Sitting back in the chair, I couldn't help but think about it again, what did Xiao Rou mean by what she said just now? I'll have to ask the old guy...