Chapter 11: Little Sister's hand-painted car sticker

After Barbara finished telling the story, she saw Cheng Shi sitting on the sofa with her head bowed and didn't say a word, so she turned sideways and looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously and said, "Landlord, what do you want?" I'm hungry again, do I still have noodles to eat? ”

Hearing Barbara's words, Cheng Shi seemed to wake up from a dream all of a sudden.

"Ah...... Didn't you just finish a bowl of noodles? Anyway, you're hungry too fast, aren't you? Cheng Shi replied without thinking.

"Actually, I can still hold on for a while, I just want to make sure, before I tell the story, does what you said about making me another bowl of noodles count?" After Barbara finished speaking, she stared at Cheng Shi very seriously.

"Are these two enemies or close friends? How can it all be the same? One stared at the hot pot, it was already very useless, and this one stared at a bowl of instant noodles, tsk...... Tut...... With this pursuit, I can't give these two Superman ladies anything to promise to eat in the future, this is the rhythm that can be remembered until death. Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.

"Hmm...... I've always been a man of my word, and I'll keep what I promise you. Cheng Shisoul said absently, with a faint smile on his face.

"That's good, lunch is finally over, thank you, landlord." After Sister Monkey finished speaking, she looked relaxed + happy.

"You've finished telling the story, and I've listened carefully, it's almost the same as what I judged at the beginning, in fact, I don't think the two of you have a big deal in the first place, I'll be honest with you, don't mind, the two of you have been fighting for more than a hundred years, and the two children of our human race are fighting for a few snacks, but the average life span of your race is relatively long, the time span of the fight has been expanded, and the movement is also bigger, I don't know if you can understand what I say." Cheng Shi looked at Barbara and said seriously.

"What? Two small children? Do you think I'm like a child? I was that old a hundred years ago. Barbara spread out her hands after speaking, "But compared with you humans, you are right about one thing, that is, the two of us do not have a big deal of hatred, and I still know a little bit about your human society, such as killing fathers, mothers, love, and other deep hatreds, tsk...... I've seen that sometimes humans go to war for revenge, and entire races are about to be wiped out, tsk......" Barbara smacked her lips, "Humans, it's complicated. Barbara shook her head again.

"Ahem...... cough ......" Cheng Shi coughed lightly, "Since you understand everything, otherwise, now you live in my house, this daily food will be uniformly rationed to you by the landlord, as for the rent, you can just look at it, if you don't have money for the time being, you can also live first, how can I say that this house is also the only other field in the southern suburbs of the city, and the conditions are not bad, no, it is a villa, but there is a little requirement, everyone must live in peace, don't fight and tear down the house at every turn." Cheng Shi looked at Barbara and said sincerely.

"What? Uniform rationing of food? Do you keep us like animals? Our race is also dignified. Barbara said righteously, and before Cheng Shi could speak, in an instant, she smiled again: "Landlord, can you really not pay the rent for the time being?" ”

"Nima, everyone is hungry like this, what dignity do you have to talk about for me?" Cheng Shi muttered in his heart, "I mean that the rent can be slightly graced for a few days, but it is not that you don't have to give it for the time being, you are still a flyer, one day you are not happy to flutter and fly away, who should I ask for rent?" ”

"As I said, I mean what I say, and you don't have any luggage when you come here from afar?" Cheng Shi asked puzzled.

"Of course there's luggage, in the same building where I fought with the Birdman yesterday." Barbara said casually.

Cheng Shi was stunned for a moment when he heard Barbara's words, and subconsciously asked, "On the top floor?" 18th floor? ”

"yes, yes, landlord, how did you guess?" Barbara asked in surprise with a look of course after speaking.

"So, you lived on the 18th floor of that house last night." Cheng Shi asked with a look of astonishment.

"Isn't it, such a big house, there doesn't even have a bed, that's why I said I didn't sleep well last night? Speaking of landlords, how do you know everything? Barbara asked, puzzled.

"How did I guess? Do you still need to guess Na Nima? The whole building is not only open to the two glasses, but also all the windows are also opened to the maximum, which is the front and back feet, one lives in my house and the other lives in my office building. Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.

"That house is also mine, we left in a hurry yesterday, and the doors and windows were not closed." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he showed a wry smile.

"Oh." Sister Monkey echoed, "Wow...... Landlord, you are a big landlord! Barbara exclaimed.

Cheng Shi's body subconsciously surged up, "What's the situation?" Then he calmed down again, "You...... Don't be surprised, I'm human, and I have to take care of our mortal mental qualities. Cheng Shi said unhurriedly, scratching his head after speaking.

"Anyway, didn't you all live in the jungle on trees? Why can't you sleep well in the house? Is there anyone else harassing you at night? Cheng Shi then said.

"Cut, we used to live in trees, but that was more than 100 years ago, okay? Ever since we found out that humans sleep in beds, we've tried it and found that it's really more comfortable to sleep in a bed, and we've been sleeping in beds ever since, and we haven't been able to keep up with the times? Now I'm not used to living in a tree. Sister Monkey said disdainfully.

"Well, the logic is quite clear, so don't you worry about losing your luggage in that room?" Cheng Shi asked in surprise.

"I locked the door." Barbara spread her hands, "Landlord, what's wrong with you?" Do you still need to ask about this? After speaking, Sister Monkey looked at Cheng Shi suspiciously.

"it...... Did she lock the door? And answer so easily? Does this Nima even have the key? Cheng Shi heard Barbara's words and muttered in shock.

"You locked the door? How? Do you have the key? After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he took the key on the coffee table in his hand and shook it in front of him, "The key to that house is here." ”

Sister Monkey saw the key that Cheng Shi showed her, and looked disdainful: "Cut, I don't need this lock door?" What's so good about this locked door, I want to go in, and I kick it open, hum! ”

When Cheng Shi heard this, cold sweat was already pouring out.

"Do you have any other way to lock the door?" After Cheng Shi finished speaking, his eyes looked straight at this Barbara.

"Why don't you just lock the door? I have a lot of methods, this morning when I walked from there, I cast a lightning spell on each of the two glass doors, not to mention people, not even insects can fly in, and if you get close, it will discharge, which is much safer than your lock. Barbara spread out her hand with a very natural expression.

Cheng Shi sat down on the sofa after listening to Barbara's words, and countless "slots" suddenly came to his heart.

"How dare you lock the door of this thing? No, I think I forgot something? Cheng Shi muttered in his heart.

Suddenly, Cheng Shi quickly got up.

"Quick, we're going to go to the office building right away, it's too late." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he was about to pull Barbara to the courtyard.

Barbara saw Cheng Shi's frightened expression, and she was also stunned.

"Landlord, what's wrong? In such a hurry? Sister Monkey looked at Cheng Shi with doubts.

"I entrusted the property to rent the house before, yesterday I was in a hurry with Yangyang, and I didn't tell the property that the house has been rented out, and today the property may bring someone up to see the house, you cast a spell on that door, and someone may die in a while." Cheng Shi said hurriedly, and after speaking, he was about to pull Barbara out of the door.

"Landlord, can't you just call the property first?" Barbara shrugged.

"By the way, can I call first?" Cheng Shi seemed to suddenly realize, but in an instant, he realized: "How can this matter be clearly explained on the phone?" Forget it, call first, and come over as soon as you're done. ”

Cheng Shi picked up the mobile phone on the table, he first dialed the phone of the property Xiao Zhang, but the other end of the phone came: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is ......in arrears" Cheng Shi was speechless, then hung up the phone, and then dialed the phone of the property Xiao Wang: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed cannot be connected for the time being." Cheng Shi was completely speechless.

Knock knock knock......

I only heard a few crisp sounds of going down the stairs, and when Cheng Shi was at a loss, Miss Hawkman came down from the stairs in a hurry, she held a blank paper and a small bottle of glue in her hand, and walked to the living room to see Cheng Shi and Barbara chatting, so she showed a mysterious smile to Cheng Shi, and glanced at Sister Monkey by the way.

I saw Miss Hawkman, a few walked to the yard, and then drove Cheng Shi's back to the butt of the car and made a fuss, and after a while, she poked her head from the side of the living room door to look at Cheng Shi in the living room.

"Landlord, landlord, look at my idea, the handprint I left on your car has been patched." Yang Yang said happily and smiled suspiciously.

Cheng Shi, who was looking for the car keys, was stunned for a moment when he heard Yangyang's words.

"What's the situation? What are you doing? I didn't tell you to fix the car? Cheng Shi asked with a puzzled face, and walked to the courtyard with Barbara.

Cheng Shi saw a hand-painted car sticker on the butt of the car, which happened to block the position where the paw prints were originally left by the Eagle Lady.

The main body of this car sticker is a cartoon character similar to a kung fu panda, I saw this panda landing on the ground with his left foot, his left leg slightly bent, his right foot on the inside of the knee of his left leg, his left hand crossed his waist, his right hand stretched forward to make a "you come here" gesture, his left eye was half closed, his right eye was open and stared very wide, and he also wore a green straw hat on his head, and a red scarf fluttering in the wind around his neck, which looked majestic.

The key is that on the left and right sides of the panda cartoon character, there is also a column of black text, similar to a couplet, you look at the upper couplet: novice on the road - can't distinguish between clutch and brake; The next link is: the highest record - twenty times for five kilometers.

Cheng Shi finally looked at the horizontal criticism of this couplet, and then slapped it on his face with one hand, and instantly felt the urge to die.