Cheng Shi saw the horizontal criticism and wrote: I am fully responsible for chasing the tail.

"Barbara, electric bird, I'm going to eat fully cooked." Cheng Shi yelled at Sister Monkey.

Barbara was stunned for a moment when she heard Cheng Shi's words, and subconsciously said "Ah......".

"Landlord, landlord, am I not creative?" Yang Yang shook Cheng Shi's arm as he spoke.

Before Cheng Shi could speak, Sister Monkey subconsciously said again: "The creativity is not bad, but it is not perfect." But in an instant, she realized that it was hand-painted by Miss Hawkman, and she "cut" it again, and then rolled her eyes.

"What a yarn, what do you think about driving the car out into 2B like this? I won't talk about this couplet, but you can explain to me first, why are pandas' eye circles green? Why do you have to bring a green hat to it? Cheng Shi yelled at Yang Yang with a collapsed expression.

"Artistic creation originates from life, higher than life, grass is originally green, this is called original ecology." After Yang Yang finished speaking, he spread out his hands, looking reasonable.

Cheng Shi heard Yangyang's explanation, his face was helpless, and then he said: "Who told you that I turned off the engine twenty times in five kilometers?" Who told you I couldn't tell the difference between clutch and brake? ”

"Then why do you keep turning off when you drive? This is just an exaggerated form of expression to remind the car behind to keep its distance. "Miss Hawkman is still justified.

"How do you explain it? Rear-end collision is the sole responsibility of the rear car, have you ever taken a driver's license? Cheng Shi continued to shout and pointed to the location of the car sticker.

"I know that I haven't taken a driver's license, and that is for the person in the back car to read, and I am fully responsible for the rear-end collision, and the person in the back car is not fully responsible for the rear car?" Yang Yang still said reasonably.

Cheng Shi was speechless......

"Tsk...... Tut...... It's a clever tongue. After speaking, Sister Monkey glanced at Miss Hawkman, "Landlord, I have a way to resolve the possible ambiguity in the horizontal batch." ”

"What do you want to do?" Cheng Shi glanced at Barbara weakly.

I saw Sister Monkey wave her right hand, and a sparkling magical light swept over the car sticker.

In an instant, Cheng Shi saw that there was an extra line of small characters under the car sticker, but it was too far away to see clearly, so Cheng Shi approached and lowered his head to take a look, only to see that the more gray small characters below read: The accident identification is subject to the traffic police uncle.

Cheng Shi really wants to bite off the strange car sticker in front of him and eat it now.

Suddenly......

Cheng Shi suddenly realized that he had forgotten something more important, so he hurriedly said, "I'll go, are we still here about the car sticker?" Someone is dying in the office building. ”

"Don't worry, landlord, the lightning magic I cast on the glass door of your office building can only stun people at most, and it won't kill people." Barbara said unhurriedly.

"That's not going to work, let's drive over without further ado." After Cheng Shi finished speaking, he jumped into the driver's seat of the car, "Barbara, get in the car, Yangyang, if you don't want to go, stay at home first." ”

"I'll go together, I'll go together." Yang Yang hurriedly said.

"Your car is too slow, I'll just go over by myself." After Barbara finished speaking, she prepared to transform.

Seeing this, Cheng Shi hurriedly rushed out of the car, "In broad daylight, what are you doing, being seen by others, sending you to the laboratory to slice." ”

When Barbara heard Cheng Shi's words, she felt that it made sense, so she slipped into the passenger seat of the car.

Yang Yang opened the back door and saw the few parking spaces that had been demolished, so he asked, "Where do I sit?" ”

Cheng Shi realized that when he was doing maintenance in the 4S shop yesterday, he asked the mechanic to remove the two rows of seats in the back.

"What's that...... Aren't you strong? If you bring your own screwdriver, the screws that hold the seat in place are on that side, so you can just install a seat. Cheng Shi said as he pointed to the position of the screw.

Yang Yang reluctantly began to stir up the seat in the back, and by the way, he glanced at Barbara who was looking back, and Barbara showed a smug expression, Cheng Shi saw this, in order to prevent the two from arguing again, he said: "You have been here for one night, how can you be considered half a landlord, Barbara just came this morning, you can't be a landlord?" After listening to Cheng Shi's words, Yang Yang wanted to speak and stopped, and after a while, Yang Yang installed the seat behind the driver's seat and sat on it, and at this time Cheng Shi also slowly drove the car out of the small courtyard of the Cheng family.

The five-minute drive ended quickly, and the three of them came to the courtyard of Cheng's office building, Cheng Shi parked the car casually, and the three of them hurriedly ran to the elevator of the office building......

Bite......

When the 18th floor arrived, the elevator door slowly opened, and the three of them quickly walked out of the elevator and ran to Cheng's office building.

The two glass doors were closed well, the front of the door was clean, there was nothing, Cheng Shi saw this scene in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief, so he reached out to open the door, only to hear a sizzling sound, accompanied by a "...... Cheng Shi fell heavily to the ground, and Sister Monkey quickly lifted the lightning magic on the glass door when she saw this.

"Landlord, landlord, wake up, wake up." Yang Yang picked up Cheng Shi's head and shouted.

Seeing Cheng Shi lying on the ground by corona, Barbara, who was standing on the side, was stunned.

After a long while, Cheng Shi opened his eyes in a daze: "Really...... Yes...... Electric people, it's good that there is no electricity to others, otherwise I will be in big trouble. ”

After Cheng Shi came to his senses, the three of them walked into the house.

"Barbara, please don't do anything like this in the future, this is a human gathering area, and these supernatural skills of yours are incomprehensible and unacceptable to humans." Cheng Shi looked at Barbara and said sincerely, "And you, don't show too much brute strength, give you a preventive shot first." Cheng Shi looked at Yang Yang and said sincerely.

After listening to Cheng Shi's lecture, Sister Monkey stuck out her tongue at Cheng Shi and didn't speak, while Miss Hawkman rolled her eyes at Sister Monkey, as if to say: "It's all your fault, and I was also told by the landlord." Sister Monkey "cut" and expressed her disdain.

"Barbara, hurry up and grab your luggage, we're leaving, find a place to renew your two mobile phone numbers, have the lightning magic on both doors been lifted?" Cheng Shi looked at Sister Monkey and said.

Sister Monkey nodded, and obediently went to get her luggage.

The three of them went downstairs and returned to the car, and in the car, Yang Yang suddenly asked: "Landlord, we don't seem to have lunch yet, did you say that you invited me to eat hot pot before?" ”

"Count, count, I count." Cheng Shi was driving, and he echoed weakly.

"What about the stinky monkeys? Throw it home in a while? Yang Yang said without thinking.

Although Cheng Shi has been with these two superhuman sisters for less than two days, the impact of what happened in the past two days on Cheng Shi's three views has been several times the sum of his previous life experience of more than 20 years, so he now has a fairly high grasp of the sensitive words in the words of these two supermen in the family.

When Cheng Shi heard Yangyang say that he didn't take Sister Monkey to eat hot pot, he immediately realized that the other party might have a greater reaction, so he spoke first: "Barbara, you sit down and listen to me first, this morning, Barbara has told me about the so-called contradiction between the two of you, or hatred, I don't think it's a big deal, if you two want to live comfortably in my house, I will set a rule for you first, the first requirement is that everyone should get along amicably, and call each other by name, Don't give each other a stage name at every turn, of course, if there is something delicious, everyone must eat it together. ”

After listening to Cheng Shi's words, Sister Monkey, who was sitting in the passenger seat, glanced back at Yang Yang, and Yang Yang glared at Sister Monkey angrily.

"We'll find a random place to eat at lunch, we have to reissue the mobile phone numbers of the two of you first, and we will eat hot pot in the evening." Cheng Shi then said.

As soon as Cheng Shi's words fell, the two superhuman ladies were about to cheer for the hot pot at night, when a hurried phone rang in the car.

Cheng Shi's Wuling Hongguang's central control has a display screen, the mobile phone can be connected to it through Bluetooth, after the mobile phone is connected, not only can the music in the mobile phone be played in the car, but also if there is a call in, the display screen can directly display the other party's mobile phone number, this is the only high-tech function of this car, and it is also the most satisfactory place for Cheng Shi to this car.

Cheng Shi, who was concentrating on driving, heard the mobile phone ringing, so he glanced at the central control display of the car and found that the call was an unfamiliar local landline number, he thought it might be an advertisement or a harassing call, and he was driving, and it was inconvenient to answer the phone, so he reached out and pressed the hang-up button on the central control display.

But after a while, Cheng Shi's mobile phone rang again, and this time Barbara, who was sitting in the passenger seat, saw it and subconsciously said: "Landlord, it's still that number, do you want to answer it?" ”

"It's quite persistent." Cheng Shi muttered, "Help me hang up." Cheng Shi said casually.

Barbara pressed the on-hook button on the central control screen, and the moment she pressed it, the phone rang again.

"Landlord, or that number?" Barbara said in surprise.

This time, even Yang Yang, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help it, poked his head out of the driver's seat in front of his seat, and cast a curious gaze like the car's central control display.

"Landlord, will you take it? With the two of us by your side now? What else do you have to be afraid of? Yang Yang's voice came from behind.

Cheng Shi felt weird when he heard Yangyang's words, and thought to himself that you two were what I was most afraid of.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Cheng Shi muttered, "Barbara, help me press the answer button." ”

"Hey, who's that? I don't buy a house, I don't buy a car, I don't manage my money, I don't speculate on stocks, I don't buy insurance, to make a long story short, I'm driving. Cheng Shi said hurriedly, his tone revealing this impatience.

A weak female voice came from the car: "Hello, are you Cheng Shi?" ”

This slow voice, with a hypnotic feeling, is very weird, and Barbara and Yang Yang in the car can hear that something is not right, and the two of them look at each other for a short time without rolling their eyes at each other.

"I'm Cheng Shi, who are you?" Cheng Shi heard the other party's strange way of speaking, and replied in a normal tone.

"Please turn off your speakerphone, I have something important to tell you." The slow voice came from the car again, and no change in tone could be heard.

Cheng Shi heard the other party's words and suddenly realized: "How did she know that I was turning on the speakerphone?" Then he braked sharply.