Chapter 68: The Strange Fat Man
At night, in Su Ming's courtyard.
Su Ming sat cross-legged, his eyes closed, racing against time to cultivate.
And at this moment-
Bang bang bang!
There was a sharp knock on the door.
Su Ming suddenly opened his eyes, and a killing intent flashed in his eyes: "Is it coming so soon?"
Immediately, Su Ming stood up and opened the door directly.
The moment he opened the door, Su Ming was stunned for a moment.
In the eye, it is a fat man, a fat man who is very, very fat.
The fat man's expression was very obscene, and because there was so much flesh on his face, his eyes were like a line.
If you don't look closely, you really can't see his eyes.
When the fat man saw Su Ming open the door, he immediately knelt down, as if there had been an earthquake, and the ground trembled: "Boss, please accept my little brother!"
Younger brother?
Su Ming was stunned again, not understanding what the purpose of this dead fat man was.
The fat man immediately raised his head and stared at Su Ming with a look of adoration: "Boss, I have witnessed your heroic deeds during the day today, Boss, in my heart, you are a superhero, the moment I saw you show your might, my heart was deeply attracted by your majestic posture, boss, and I couldn't extricate myself anymore." β
In order to express his admiration for Su Ming, the fat man praised people at this moment, but there was no bottom line: "Boss, the moment I saw you show your might during the day, I knew that I had finally found the other half of my heart, at that moment, I swore to God in my heart that I would be by the boss's side for the rest of my life, never abandon each other for the rest of my life, and depend on each other in life and death, until the earth is desolate." β
This!
Isn't this the legendary show of love?
Phew!
Su Ming's heart was extremely cold, and he had goosebumps all over his body.
The next moment, Su Ming broke out: "Dead fatty, I don't care who you are, hurry up and roll me as far as you want! I don't have your bad habits! Hurry up and get out of me!"
Bang!
Su Ming closed the door directly.
Su Ming patted his chest with some fear, with a look of shock: "It's terrible, I was actually shown love by a dead fat man, and the most terrible thing is that this dead fat man is still a man!"
Su Ming had never felt so frightened in his life!
Bang bang bang!
Outside the door, there was another knock on the door, and then the fat man's voice came in: "Boss, open the door, my words haven't been finished yet, you just don't accept me, you should listen to me finish speaking, is there anything wrong with worshipping and infatuating with someone?"
The fat man's voice sounded unspeakable grievances at this moment.
Su Ming shuddered: "......"
Don't open the door, don't speak, and firm silence is the most powerful weapon.
At this moment, for Su Ming, he would rather be outside the gate with Ouyang Xingchen bringing someone to the door, even if he died, he would die a dignified death.
The fat man outside the gate, for Su Ming at this moment, it is a flood beast.
No!
Worse than the Flood Beast!
Su Ming had never encountered such a situation in his life, and he was confused for a while, and he didn't know what to do.
"If Little Demon Mo is here, there must be a way. β
Su Ming suddenly missed Mo Xiaodemon very much at this time.
With Mo Xiaoyou's eccentricity, there is definitely a way to deal with this damn dead fat man.
However, it is clear that at this moment, far water cannot quench the thirst of the near.
Outside the gate, the fat man seemed tirelessβ
"Boss, please open the door, aren't you afraid that my heart will be hurt if you treat me like this?
Do you cherish jade?"
"Boss, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly, no matter how ruthlessly you reject me today, today I will say all the admiration for you in my heart, even if I die, I will also be a ghost who understands, not a foolish ghost, I want to know where I died. β
"Boss, if you don't open the door tonight, I will always stand here and not leave, confide in you my admiration for you in my heart, and I want everyone around me to know that I have an infatuation with you, Boss. β
The fat man's voice became louder and louder, and it continued to enter the courtyard and fall into Su Ming's ears.
At this time, Su Ming heard the sound of opening the courtyard door around him, and then there was a lot of discussion-
"Hey, who is this little fat man, looking at his heartbroken appearance, could it be that he was abandoned by some negative man?"
"Well, in my opinion, it's very likely, let's go and see what's going on. β
"Senior brother, wait, I'm going to go over and see what's going on. β
......
When Su Ming heard the words of those people, he was immediately startled: "Nima, if this matter spreads, won't my reputation be completely ruined?"
Su Ming was so frightened that he immediately opened the door.
Immediately, Su Ming was directly stunned-
A large lump of Roshan directly pressed over and knocked Su Ming to the ground.
At this moment, Su Ming was in a trance for a moment.
At this time, more than a dozen students happened to come to the gate and took in the scene in front of them.
For a while, everyone was stunned!
This!
This!
Could this be the basis of the legend?
"The wind of the world is going down, it's really the wind of the world, I didn't expect that there are such people in our Jiuding Academy, alas. β
Immediately, the dozen or so students sighed, turned around and left.
The next moment, an unprecedented furious voice erupted from Su Ming's mouth: "Dead fatty! Lao Tzu has to kill you today!"
Disheveled!
The star power in Su Ming's body was condensed in his right hand, and with a direct push, the lump of Roshan immediately flew up, and then fell heavily to the ground.
Immediately, the fat man's aggrieved voice resounded: "Ouch, it hurts me to death, boss, can't you take it lightly and take pity on others? β
Puff! Puff!
Outside the gate, the dozen or so students who had not gone far heard this aggrieved voice, and immediately stumbled and fell to the ground one by one.
"Nima! What kind of system has it become! What kind of system has this become!"
"Even if you are true love, can't you be quiet?"
"Don't you know that Xiu'en Ai dies quickly?"
These students looked at the courtyard where Su Ming was, and their voices suddenly became louder, and their voices were full of resentment.
In the courtyard, Su Ming couldn't help but be stunned when he heard everyone's words, and didn't react What does this mean?
But Su Ming immediately remembered the ambiguous voice of this dead fat man, and immediately understood everything.
For a while, Su Ming's face was flushed with shame!
At this time, the fat man got up with difficulty and stared at Su Ming with a resentful expression: "Boss, can't you be gentle with others? You, you are too rude, you don't know how to pity others, and you are about to die of pain." β
The anger in Su Ming's heart erupted like a volcano at this time: "Die! fat! son! If you dare to say one more word, I promise to directly kick off your first! third! leg!"
Su Ming was stunned, his eyes were as if he was going to kill, staring at the dead fat man in front of him!