Kick my third leg?

The fat man thought of Su Ming's atrocities during the day, and felt that it was cold underneath, as if he was blown by the ice wind, and immediately covered his mouth with both hands!

I have to say that Su Ming's trick is very useful, especially for a man, the effect is simply immediate!

Su Ming stared at the fat man at this time and asked, "Who are you?"

The fat man covered his mouth with his hands and remained silent.

Su Ming's face darkened: "Why did you come to me?"

The fat man covered his mouth with his hands and continued to remain silent.

Su Ming's face became even darker: "If you don't answer my two questions, do you believe that I will throw you out of here directly?!"

The fat man still covered his mouth with his hands, and this time he finally nodded.

Faced with such a strange fat man, Su Ming was so depressed that he almost wanted to vomit blood: "Since you believe that I will throw you out of here, then why don't you answer me?!"

Su Ming's tone suddenly became less friendly, full of a sharp taste.

The fat man was so anxious that he was sweating profusely at this time, and his whole person was about to collapse.

Suddenly, the fat man's face was happy, and he rushed directly to the side and grabbed a wooden stick.

What is this dead fat man doing with a stick?

Su Ming was stunned for a moment, a little unclear.

The fat man held the wooden stick, returned to Su Ming's side, and wrote a line of words directly on the ground.

This line of words was crooked, but it made Su Ming almost burst out laughing-

Boss, it was you who threatened me, saying that if I dared to say one more word, you would directly kick off my third leg, I was scared in my heart, if you didn't say anything to agree to my speech, how dare I speak? I don't want to be kicked off by you to break my third leg, because my happiness for the rest of my life depends on this third leg.

Poof-

This fat man is too weird, isn't it?

Su Ming looked at the crooked handwriting on the ground, resisted the urge to burst into laughter, and pretended to be majestic on his face: "Okay, now I agree that you can speak." ”

When the fat man heard Su Ming's words, he immediately showed ecstasy on his face, and panted heavily: "Huhuhu! Suffocate the fat man! Suffocate the fat man!"

Su Ming looked at this strange fat man, and asked with a calm face, "Who are you?"

The fat man stared at Su Ming in surprise, looking very puzzled: "I am me! Who else can I be?"

Su Ming: "......"

At this moment, Su Ming was completely defeated by this strange fat man.

This fat man, could it be that he is missing a tendon?

Su Ming's gaze at the fat man changed suddenly.

The fat man's eyes rolled, and then he reacted, and shook his head with a smile: "Boss, did you ask my name? I'm sorry, I made a mistake." ”

Su Ming: "......"

Nima!

Could this man have a pig's head?

Su Ming was extremely melancholy at the moment.

The fat man naturally didn't know what Su Ming was thinking, but his fat face turned slightly red, and he officially introduced himself: "Boss, my surname is Ni, my name is Hao Shou, and my full name is Ni Hao Shou." ”

Ni Haoshou?

Ni Haoshou?

You're so skinny!

Poof-

Su Ming thought about it a few times, then reacted, and immediately burst into laughter!

Ouch!

Stomach aches!

Su Ming leaned forward and leaned back with a smile at the moment, clutching his stomach, feeling that his stomach was cramping.

The fat man stared at Su Ming pitifully: "Boss, this name was given to me by my father, when my mother gave birth to me, because she disliked my father and was too fat, so she gave me this name, the homonym is that you are so thin, I hope I can be thinner in the future, at least a little thinner than my father." ”

As the fat man spoke, he suddenly sighed heavily: "Alas, speaking of which, I also have a hard life, my father was angry, and bought me delicious food every day, but I grew up, and I became what I am now, my father is a thin man compared to me, you don't know, my mother was almost angry with me." ”

Poof-

Su Ming couldn't hold back again, and burst out laughing directly!

Su Ming squatted on the ground, holding his stomach, laughing so much that tears flowed out.

The fat man looked at Su Ming's appearance, squatted beside Su Ming, and sighed there.

Obviously, the fat man is also innocent, the fat man is also helpless, and the fat man is also very troubled.

I don't know how long it took, Su Ming stopped laughing, stood up, stared at Ni Haoshou, and forced a smile: "You are so thin, why do you call me boss?"

Ni Haoshou swept away his frustration, stared at Ye Liangchen with bright eyes, and looked very worshipful: "Boss, because I worship you! Didn't I tell you before, I have seen with my own eyes your majestic and majestic posture today, and from that moment on, I swear that you will be my Ni Haoshou's boss in this life! I must be the boss of your little brother!"

Su Ming looked a little speechless: "Ni Haoshou, why do you think that I will definitely accept you as a junior brother and be your boss?"

Ni Haoshou looked full of confidence, clenched his chubby fist, and pinched the fat into a ball: "Boss, of course you will accept me as a junior brother, because if you don't accept me as a junior brother, I will pester you every day, wherever you go, I will follow you, I have no other skills, and the kung fu of pestering people is first-class." ”

Ni Haoshou mentioned his specialty, and immediately showed pride.

A pair of eyes that originally had only one slit immediately narrowed into a line, and if you didn't look carefully, you didn't know that this thing still had eyes.

Su Ming: "......"

Immediately, Su Ming stared at Ni Haoshou with a smile: "Aren't you afraid that you will entangle me, I will kill you directly?"

Ni Haoshou showed a look of death, and his voice sounded extremely tragic: "Boss, if I can't follow you and be your little brother in this life, then what's the point of my life?" Boss, if you want to kill me, then you can kill me, I will definitely not frown!"

Immediately, Ni Haoshou pulled out a sword from behind him as if he was playing a trick.

Ni Haoshou held the tip of the sword, put it on his neck, handed the hilt to Su Ming, and showed a generous expression of death: "Boss, come on, use the sword in your hand to cut it off on my neck, as long as you are happy." ”

Su Ming held the hilt of the sword, and was extremely melancholy for a while.

Encountering such a fat man who is like a dog skin plaster, but soft and hard and does not eat, Su Ming directly lost his temper.

Su Ming let go of the hilt of his sword and sighed softly: "Ni Haoshou, if I accept you as my junior brother, can you tell me what use you have for me? ”

Ni Haoshou immediately became excited and patted his chest: "Boss, I'm too useful! My nickname is a jack of all trades! You can ask around, there is no one in the entire Jiuding Academy who doesn't know that I am a jack of all trades!"

Speaking of this, Ni Haoshou instantly seemed to be a different person, and he suddenly looked radiant.