Chapter 038: Jia Le Si Chun
Waiting until the next night, Yang Feng and the four-eyed Taoist and others came to the house of the monk who had quit sex.
The monk looked at Yang Feng and the others and asked blankly, "What are you doing here?"
Yang Feng glanced at Jia Le and said, "Jia Le, take out the things." ”
"Okay!"
Knorr nodded, and then put the quilt on the ground.
Yang Feng looked at the monk and said with a smile: "Master, we can't sleep when you chant the scriptures all night, so we discussed and prepared to move to live with you and chat with you." ”
Hearing Yang Feng's words, the corners of the monk's mouth twitched suddenly.
The monk asked suspiciously, "Who are you, why haven't I seen you before?"
The four-eyed Taoist said with a smile: "Haha! Dead bald donkey, let me introduce you, this is my senior brother Yang Feng." ”
"This is your senior brother?"
Hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist, the monk said with surprise on his face.
The monk asked in disbelief, "Simu, you shouldn't be lying to me, right! Why does your senior brother look as big as your apprentice?"
The four-eyed Taoist chief also said helplessly: "He was adopted by my uncle since he was a child, although he is not very old, he is scary with a high seniority. ”
Speaking of this, the four-eyed Taoist felt very aggrieved.
Obviously, he is too old to call a senior brother who is about the same age as his apprentice, which is really embarrassing.
Yang Feng looked at the monk and said with a smile: "Master, what Four Eyes said is right, I am indeed his senior brother, my name is Yang Feng." ”
The monk looked at the quilt on the ground and asked with a dark face, "Do you really want to stay here at night?"
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "You knocked back and forth last night, and you chanted the scriptures, I was so noisy that I couldn't sleep, so I had no choice but to move in with you." ”
The four-eyed Taoist chief also said angrily: "That's right! Dead bald donkey, we all have to cultivate at night, you chant scriptures at night, we are easy to go mad, if we go mad, we will be killed by you." ”
Hearing the words of Yang Feng and the four-eyed Taoist, the monk also had an embarrassed expression.
Li Ling'er on the side couldn't help but whisper: "Master, are we too much? It's so noisy that no one else can sleep!"
Yang Feng also chimed in: "Miss Ling'er is right, it is normal for monks to recite scriptures, but it's not good for you to disturb other people's rest!"
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Li Ling'er's face suddenly turned slightly red.
"This ......"
Hearing the words of Yang Feng and the others, the monk didn't know what to say.
Seeing the expression of the monk who had quit color, the four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but smile secretly.
The four-eyed Taoist didn't expect that Yang Feng's method was really effective.
To deal with a shameless monk like him, you have to be even more shameless than him.
The monk also knew that he was a little excessive, he read until three or four o'clock every night, and then got up again at six or seven o'clock the next morning to recite the scriptures, and ordinary people really couldn't stand it!
The monk sighed lightly and said, "Okay, since you all said so, then what do you think of me reciting the sutras during the day and not reciting the sutras at night?"
Yang Feng smiled and said, "Master, of course this is the best!"
The four-eyed Taoist couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "Dead bald donkey, you should have done this a long time ago, and Lao Tzu has insomnia every day." ”
The monk coughed and said, "Actually, the Taoist Buddha family, chanting scriptures is also good for you, you can listen to more when you have time." ”
Yang Feng couldn't help but say: "If you don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures." ”
Flutter!
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Li Linger and the others couldn't help laughing.
Li Ling'er glanced at Yang Feng and felt that this person was quite interesting.
Hearing Yang Feng's words, this made the monk even more embarrassed.
Simu Dao said: "My senior brother is right, don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures, you'd better not recite the scriptures in the future, I feel a headache when I hear you chant the scriptures." ”
The monk glared at the four-eyed Taoist and said, "Since you say so, then you move here and live, and we will move to live with you." ”
"What?"
Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist was also completely dumbfounded.
The corners of Yang Feng's mouth twitched, this monk is not easy to fool!
The four-eyed Taoist said with anger on his face: "Dead bald donkey, don't deceive people too much!"
The monk rolled his eyes and said, "What is too much deception? Is it only you who can move here, and I can't move in there?"
"Dead bald donkey, I'm going to duel with you!"
"Come on, come on, I've been upsetting you for a long time!"
......
Seeing the four-eyed Taoist and the monk arguing, Yang Feng was also speechless.
However, in the end, the monk still made a concession and did not chant for several days, which made Yang Feng and the others also sleep a few peaceful nights.
......
Jia Le leaned over and asked mysteriously, "Uncle Shi, I heard Master say that you have a girlfriend?"
Forehead?
Hearing Jia Le's words, Yang Feng was stunned.
This four-eyed Taoist is really a big mouth, and he talks about everything.
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, why do you want a girlfriend too?"
Jia Le nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, uncle, can you teach me a few tricks how to pick up girls?"
Yang Feng said: "Teaching can teach you, the problem is that you don't have any effect on learning!"
Knorr asked puzzled, "Why?"
Yang Feng asked, "Do you like Li Ling'er?"
Jia Le said with an embarrassed face: "Uncle Shi, how do you know?"
Yang Feng rolled his eyes and said, "You are so obvious, as long as you are not blind, you can see it." ”
Jia Le said embarrassedly: "I do like Li Ling'er, uncle, can you teach me how to chase Li Ling'er?"
Yang Feng said helplessly: "Jia Le, you still have to die of this heart, you must know that Li Ling'er is the apprentice of the monk who quits sex, and he can be regarded as a monk, even if you like her, what can you do?"
Jia Le said unrelentingly: "But I haven't heard of a female monk!"
Yang Feng patted his head and said, "You are a dead brain, haven't you heard of a nun?" This Li Ling'er has been a monk who has been abstaining from sex since she was a child, and there is not much difference between a nun and a nun, and it is more difficult for you to marry her than to ascend to the sky. ”
Jia Le gritted his teeth and said, "But nuns can also be vulgar! As long as Ling'er is still vulgar, then we can be together." ”
Yang Feng pursed his lips and said: "Jia Le, if you want Li Ling'er to be vulgar, first of all, you have to pass the level of the monk who quits sex, if the monk who quits sex does not agree with Li Ling'er to be vulgar, even if Li Ling'er wants to be vulgar, there is no way!"
Hearing Yang Feng's words, Jia Le suddenly hung his head and became depressed.
Jia Le also knew that Yang Feng was right, and it was indeed very difficult for him to be with Li Ling'er.